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#158083 - 04/07/06 09:40 AM Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
TonyMalice Offline
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Brandon wants to come back, and I think it would be fun, but what do you guys think?




Yes and No seem like boring options, but I wanna see what you degenerates think.

Tony.


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#158084 - 04/07/06 09:46 AM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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He claims he is now able to control himself and is no longer aloud to lie or Hillary will break up with him.I say we should give it a try.
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#158085 - 04/07/06 09:59 AM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Can we still give him shit about his gay photoshoots and make fun of that ridiculous van?

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#158086 - 04/07/06 10:40 AM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Al Swearengen Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 122
Sure. Why not?
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#158087 - 04/07/06 11:00 AM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I wasn't aware that he ever left.

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#158088 - 04/07/06 11:45 AM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i have always liked brandon and i missed any of the previous things he was involved in. i say let him back. even though he is canadian.
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#158089 - 04/07/06 12:00 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
He is still gay, right?
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#158090 - 04/07/06 03:52 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Is he ready to accept moral responsibility for the sexual brutality he subjected Taylor Hill and countless other duped young women to once he got them in front of lights and videotape machines? Whether he is or not, I vote to welcome him back.


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#158091 - 04/07/06 03:53 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Too late CAOH already un banned him
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#158092 - 04/07/06 03:58 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
That's ridiculous. I don't have any moderator powers here. I think you're behind all that locked thread business and have made a funny at my expense.
Hey, Cleetus. What's happening?

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#158093 - 04/07/06 04:29 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Cleetus is not to be trusted. I know from personal experience.

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#158094 - 04/07/06 04:55 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
DrCyclops Offline
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Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
I say let him back in.
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#158095 - 04/07/06 05:10 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Ahhhhh....good to be back! (Cracking knuckles and getting ready to type...)

Gracias to Tony and Jeff.

Bornyo: You would look so much better underneath my van. Next time you are waiting to catch a bus, get over your failure to learn how to parallel park and try again to get a driver's license.

Mike Meatmaster: Although I did one solo photo shoot back in 1998 beating off to a Penthouse (in some pics), I did cancel all my bookings with Cameron Sage.

cumalloverher: I accept nothing other than the millions of dollars I have earned doing porn. Like the Ford Motor Comapany in the 1970's Pinto exploding gas tank fiasco, I have found it's cheaper to pay off the victims after they sue me for assault and battery.

It's good to be back!

Brandon

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#158096 - 04/07/06 05:11 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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yay, welcome back brandon....


lolercaust @ Cameron Sage
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#158097 - 04/07/06 05:18 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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lolercaust




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#158098 - 04/07/06 05:41 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
brandon-i've never denied you're a smart guy and don't even work with mostly-rapists anymore so can i ask you-was it all worth it? do you think you could have enjoyed success at something where you could leave your vehicle a color god intended and know that deep down inside, YOUR WORK strikes such a chord in the soul of bavarian men with lust for your girlfriend, love for your work, and absolutely no dignity.

look at this sequence of images-you made him do this-your product has titilated him into this. somehow this man likes you-ask why?

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#158099 - 04/07/06 05:42 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
it has been too long mansewer

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#158100 - 04/07/06 05:44 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
he's going to tattoo your name on his penis next man. do you know the disservice you've done to any child or woman not carrying MACE in his neighborhood by making him so randy and so dangerous?
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#158101 - 04/07/06 05:46 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
brandon-LOOK AT THOSE EYES. i pray for the safety of you and your girlfriend.

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#158102 - 04/07/06 05:49 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
My God what have we unleashed! Not since "Evil Dead" have i felt such Forbidding!

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#158103 - 04/07/06 05:52 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
See I told you he was unbanned. Welcome back Brandon, even though you didn't mention me, you bastard
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#158104 - 04/07/06 06:05 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
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My apologies, Cleetus. I didn't know what, or who, CAOH is so I just moved on.

Jamesn: The quest for global domination continues, my friend. I predict that after only a few more viewings of A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #5 you will be contemplating that trip to the tattoo artist. Let's all celebrate the freedom of expression enjoyed in Deutschland. Let your freak flag (or tattoo) fly, Lord Asmus!

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#158105 - 04/07/06 06:30 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the asmus-bomb is a year in the rearview now, but it was literally the only time i've ever seen you lose the PT-Barnum thing. for a split-second alek james hidell became some earnest canadian kid and a little uncomfortable. for that one post, brandon's voice was cracking and a little off as his mind raced to remember how to pitch his wares. you know it weirded you out a little man, that's not a bad thing, just means you're still human.
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#158106 - 04/07/06 06:49 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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The only thing that weirded me out was realizing that someone else actually felt so moved by a porn flick that he HAD to see the next one. It was a more powerful drug to him than anything else. Now, I admit I paid $5.99 on Ebay to order "Crackheads Gone Wild" (true!) but Lord Asmus was jonesin' worse than those poor drug addicts in ATL.

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#158107 - 04/07/06 09:06 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Alec James Hidell my nigga! my canadian nigga! AYE DOG AYE WHEN I GETTING MY SCREENER BITCH?

HOLLA AT CHA BOY

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#158108 - 04/08/06 11:33 AM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Guapo! The screener program has been replaced by the if-you-build-it-they-will-buy-it program.

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#158109 - 04/08/06 12:11 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Guapo! The screener program has been replaced by the if-you-build-it-they-will-buy-it program.




Nigga that progam you speak of aint found its way to the hood yet. We still banging on old methods here nigga.

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#158110 - 04/08/06 12:24 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
The only hood I know is the cum-soaked streets of Chatsworth. Young women are constantly in danger of being hit in the face with the spray of 9 milliliter cumshots that ring out daily. Assholes are ripped apart. Pussies are blown up by Kick Ass's Pussy Pump worse than any terrorist's Baghdad-based bomb. 2,348 US military killed in Iraq is dwarfed by the thousands of whores who have fallen to their knees.

It's war here in valley, son.

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#158111 - 04/08/06 01:12 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

The only hood I know is the cum-soaked streets of Chatsworth. Young women are constantly in danger of being hit in the face with the spray of 9 milliliter cumshots that ring out daily.




Gosh, Brandon. You say danger like it's a bad thing.
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#158112 - 04/08/06 01:17 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Gia, you're a survivor. You have learned how to deal with the Hole Exploiters but how many naieve young women can handle it like you??

In Guapo's hood, they say "Bro's before ho's." In the Chatsworth hood, that's reversed.

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#158113 - 04/08/06 01:21 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Streets filled with cum sounds delightful. I just hope that it won't damage the Christmas lights this holiday season.
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#158114 - 04/08/06 01:36 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
Sure why not. He couldnt been worse than me

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#158115 - 04/08/06 02:09 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
brandon please come correct or i will have larry and debbie schawrs bitch slap your tainty scalp.

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#158116 - 04/08/06 02:22 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Why don't you just drop by in person? Leave your hood, come to mine? It would save me postage. I am all about saving money these days.

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#158117 - 04/08/06 02:38 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Why don't you just drop by in person? Leave your hood, come to mine? It would save me postage. I am all about saving money these days.




can a this nigga be your apprentice b-money?

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#158118 - 04/08/06 03:12 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Yes, drop off your resume and you can pick up the movie at the same time.

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#158119 - 04/08/06 03:28 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Yes, drop off your resume and you can pick up the movie at the same time.




aight, aight, cool. a nigga done made his way to the top! BTW whats a resume?

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#158120 - 04/08/06 04:36 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Bad_Bad Offline
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

BTW whats a resume?




To begin again, when you've stopped doing something, and then you start it again, you resume.

But I think he's interested in your "Street Cred," something more than shooting people with paintball guns, jaywalking, and being caught jackin in a Adult Book Store.
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#158121 - 04/08/06 07:00 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Yes, drop off your resume and you can pick up the movie at the same time.



Shit, that didnt work for me a couple of yrs. ago. Jewel said "We only hire within and were a small family." Whatever that means.
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#158122 - 04/08/06 08:09 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Sorry things didn't work out a few years ago, Chico. As you have seen from the past 6 months alone, however, there is always a great deal of change going on within the industry.

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#158123 - 04/09/06 02:38 AM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Streets filled with cum sounds delightful. I just hope that it won't damage the Christmas lights this holiday season.




When Gia goes down the street I want someone there with a video camera OK!

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#158124 - 04/09/06 06:58 AM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Lord Asmus Offline
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Registered: 07/12/04
Posts: 334
Loc: Germany
@Jamesn: Thank you very much for your postings. I´m glad you still love these pictures. I´m flattered and cajoled getting so much of your attention. I hope some ladies here in the forum will be delighted also.

@Brandon: A big welcome! I´m happy you are back at this forum at long last. And yes, I´m still addicted to your movies. For me they are stronger than any other drug could be. They give me the ultimate pleasure, and for sure I will never be able to kick the habit to watch your stuff and jerk off to it like a crack addict. I hope 'A Good Source Of Iron' will come out soon - it´s so hard to wait for it.


Edited by Lord Asmus (04/09/06 07:00 AM)

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#158125 - 04/09/06 08:09 AM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

When Gia goes down the street I want someone there with a video camera OK!




when ben goes down the street I want someone there to shoot him with a high powered rifle, OK?

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#158126 - 04/10/06 02:55 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Nomad69 Offline
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Registered: 03/18/06
Posts: 31
Loc: Under a Big Rock
Quote:

Quote:


BTW whats a resume?




In Da Hood its called a rap sheet.
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#158127 - 04/10/06 03:05 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Hi Brandon do you really have your pic on your wheel covers? Thats so cool - I want to get a set for my own car!



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#158128 - 04/10/06 03:14 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Hi Brandon do you really have your pic on your wheel covers? Thats so cool - I want to get a set for my own car!





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#158129 - 04/10/06 04:19 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Hi Brandon do you really have your pic on your wheel covers? Thats so cool - I want to get a set for my own car!



You want pics of Brandon on your car?
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#158130 - 04/10/06 07:03 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I thought those were old school Tony Malice wheel covers
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#158131 - 04/10/06 09:02 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
generationsex Offline
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Registered: 04/10/06
Posts: 42
let'em in.

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#158132 - 04/10/06 11:34 PM Re: Should we unban Brandon Iron? - The Poll
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

Hi Brandon do you really have your pic on your wheel covers? Thats so cool - I want to get a set for my own car!









+1

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