To fund a new ass

Dana D needs funding for her new asscheeks.

New butts are expensive...
Dana is a loving step-mother, housewife, nurse, college student, babysitter, masseuse, and everyone's favorite disciplinary.

Unfortunately, recently Dana suffered a very serious blow (no pun intended) to her career by contracting the very serious condition of Noassatall. She requires extensive surgery to correct this defect and wont be able to return to work until she is fully healed. If she returns too soon and isn't fully healed, (think of a deflated beach ball) the consequences are nearly lethal to all of us. /