Swing your meatballs to "her resume" at your convenience and wash it down with some Guinness containing fish bladder residue. "German efficiency" got old long ago. Bury that shit along with Russian clichés or be inventive about it.
The whore rating nowadays uses the following formula:
Above average faces should hold up without excessive make-up or good lighting, which was very rare in porn anyway and currently is almost gone.
Good tits were either grown according to good plans or installed by experienced meat engineers. Name recognition won't be considered to sustain freakery.
Nice pussies tend to feature exposed labia minora. Beef curtains have to be somewhat symmetrical and too much isn't appealing either. Tough shit, cunt.
Good asses are either firm or with a moderate jiggle when in use. If they could grow a separate set of lungs, someone forgot to abort the mission.
Solid faking is less obviously contrived and therefore less tiresome. It shouldn't sound like a reality TV casting show.
A good whore stands out due to her partial ratings and combines them to be of limited use for a while. It's a matter of wharmony.
Aspects of overall appearance weighed in the final score include:
Tattoos, which are either done and placed with care or aren't and look out of place and superfluous. Choose comics wisely or be a walking comedy.
Tan lines, which are antiquated and look ridiculous on any whore. There are no exceptions. If a whore flashes her meat to earn money, its preparation should be done well.