Has anyone caught American Guns? Reality thing where this family runs a gun shop. This skanky 70something whore in an Affliction shirt comes in, buys a Model 1911 .45. Big hand cannon for such a skank, but what do I know? She wants the thing powder coated pink. $1100 sale. It's a good day any normal businessman would think. The owner guy acts as if she's asking to have his cat be fingered by Trite. Pink's not a manly color and his workers will make fun of him and blah blah blah. What a pussy. I have a dick shaped pipe in my line. Sure, some people have made fun of me, and some store owners have turned up their noses, but I sell the fuck out of them. If I was all worried about what was "manly" or not, I'd be out a tidy little profit.

I still think a pink shotgun would be a great zombie killer. You can't trust those soulless bastards.