They can drop a dime and pick up two nickels, throw a rock at the ground and miss, watch TV in stereo, and they're always seeing someone on the side. They peer into an invisible fourth dimension - a magical tear in the fabric of space time wholly unseen to us mere mortals - a place that doesn't actually exist.

They are our cRoSs-Eyed and cock-eyed porn stars, and this thread is now open for business.


Jenavieve Jolie:



Lisa Sparxxx:


Zuleidy (aka Little Lupe):


Harmony:


Jenna Jameson, seen here with her limo driver


Renae Cruz: