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#9368 - 11/08/03 08:01 PM
Re: los angeles photographer for hire
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/22/03
Posts: 536
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#9374 - 11/10/03 06:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Owen you are a very gifted graphic artist and director.There are many newbies to this board who need to see one of your fine films so when you get a chance....
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#9375 - 11/10/03 09:29 AM
Re: los angeles photographer for hire
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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Gag Daddy,
I appreciate your kind words. With that, I'm officially re-releasing my first epic 'Village Whore'.
I will have a brand new release by Christmas as well.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1186152
Edited by Owen S Mouth (11/10/03 09:31 AM)
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#9377 - 11/11/03 10:05 AM
Re: los angeles photographer for hire
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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You say we have a maturity level of 5th and 6th graders? Ok, I agree with that. You also claim that we've set the industry back 20 years...can't agree with that, except to say that you and your 'art' are about 20 years out of style. I think you're just an angry, balding  that can't take a joke (though I increased the stroke value of your picture ten-fold). Furthermore, your photos suck. They're as boring as hell and belong in the pages of Playboy circa 1986. No fucking wonder you're 'for hire' as opposed to working. 
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#9379 - 11/11/03 02:40 PM
Re: los angeles photographer for hire
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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Man,
You're like a little girl. You're so upset your grammar and structure are in the toilet, and I quote "it's a shame we all can't be the 'fan of porn' status that you are." Ok, I know what you're getting at, but not only is lacking in humor, it's fucking goofy sounding. I suggest you review your statements before posting them. Regardless, I'm not a great 'fan', I'm just a guy that knows what quality smut is and what mid-level, amateur titty pics are.
Moving on, you stumble into "working for a living". Yes sir, we all work for a living.....just not all of us have to post a blip here begging for it. By the way, if you're such hot shit, why aren't you out on a shoot right now? Is it because the days of 'Dynasty', 'Miami Vice', cocaine, and dual cassette decks are behind us? I would have to say your pics are maybe Playboy quality for 1984-1988 and I stress maybe. Even Penthouse would have laughed at these.
In the end, you aked what I did for a living. Well, really, I don't shoot for a living. I don't perform, edit, photograph, direct or design. I don't write scripts, don't do lighting, don't do make-up or wardrobe. However, I do currently work in the adult industry in a related capacity.
Good Luck Dude
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#9381 - 11/11/03 08:39 PM
Re: los angeles photographer for hire
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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my grammar and spelling suck all the time, i'll have you know. 
for the record, i'm new to shooting adult pix, so i'm here to introduce myself, but after meeting people like you, i hoping all don't share your beliefs/attitude. your ad hominem attacks are a sign that you can't have a reasonable discussion/argument. 
much to your horror i'll have you know that the dita set (top photo in this thread) was published in the dec 2002 issue perfection magazine (now called ULTRA). again, it shows how much you know about the industry.
here's some more published work for to spend time on in pshop. see you on the grip truck.
Johnny Olsen Stated The Following:
"....you can't have a reasonable discussion/argument"
Mr. Olsen, I have no choice but to put the screws to you after your very reasonable, thought provoking post here:
"nice to see that the maturity level of this forum borders on 5th grade (6th on a good day).
nothing like setting the industry back 20 years. congrats. "
These were your words, correct Johnny?
They are neither thought provoking nor worthy of discussion. I suggest you use that noodle in your head prior to making knuckle-headed arguments.
Like a complete dip shit, you ramble on with this:
" i'll have you know that the dita set (top photo in this thread) was published in the dec 2002 issue perfection magazine (now called ULTRA). again, it shows how much you know about the industry."
Did I ever say it was not published? I just think it sucks and compared it to mid-eighties soft stuff. However, if it makes you feel better and if it'll help those tears in your eyes dry up just that much quicker, I'll say it's post Y-2K soft stuff. Feel better? Oh, it still sucks though.
ULTRA magazine? Don't read it. And let me get this straight, in order to be truly knowing of the industry (a claim I never made, I only claimed to know that your work is dog shit) one needs to be familiar with every magazine and every shooter??
C'mon Johnny O, think before you type.
The last pic you submitted is actually quite nice. The reason being is that she makes it nice. Not you bubba, her.
I could take a pic of that tramp with a fucking disposable Kodak and it would get published. Though you did fuck up badly by showing some sort of scar/flaw on her right elbow. Good job!!
See You On The Grip Truck 
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#9383 - 11/11/03 10:13 PM
Re: los angeles photographer for hire
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/08/03
Posts: 8
Loc: los angeles
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ha ha,
again, i'm honored that you've spent valuable time from your roach coach gig on the set of a low budget skin flick. having to feed all those fluffers must get tiring. (please use plastic forks and knives)
you're still haven't fessed up to what you "do"? which really detracts from any real credibiltiy. please don't tell me that there's any guilt/shame in what you do for a living. it's starting to seem that way.
you honestly think that marking up my photos isn't 5th grade?
all the best to you.
p.s. i fixed the elbow, thanks for the headsup.
Edited by johnnyo (11/11/03 10:15 PM)
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#9384 - 11/12/03 12:46 AM
Re: los angeles photographer for hire
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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ha ha,
again, i'm honored that you've spent valuable time from your roach coach gig on the set of a low budget skin flick. having to feed all those fluffers must get tiring. (please use plastic forks and knives)
you're still haven't fessed up to what you "do"? which really detracts from any real credibiltiy. please don't tell me that there's any guilt/shame in what you do for a living. it's starting to seem that way.
you honestly think that marking up my photos isn't 5th grade?
all the best to you.
p.s. i fixed the elbow, thanks for the headsup.
Good Grief,
Does a man lose an IQ point for every hair that falls out of his head? Again, you unkowingly stepped into a pile of Donkey shit by making this statement:
"you honestly think that marking up my photos isn't 5th grade?"
Of course I do. I stated such in my second post. Obviously you have a problem with low brow humour. So what?
Ah, and again, you jibber on with this:
"you're still haven't fessed up to what you "do"? which really detracts from any real credibiltiy"
Why does it detract from any credibility? I'm not on the board looking for work, you are.
What does detract from credibility is a supposed 'pro' like you needing a 'roach coach' guy like me pointing out obvious flaws in your own work.
Go Back To The Drawing Board
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#9389 - 11/12/03 10:02 PM
Re: los angeles photographer for hire
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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Hi,
One more time.... 
Gag Daddy,
I'll never leave my career serving all those wonderful men and women greasy nachos with extra chili.
Though in reality I'm fearful daily in my current position...so you never know....... 
Owen,when your ready to give up your glamorous position at "the roach coach" I would like to hire you as my graphic artist.I truly belive that your artistic talents are being wasted serving scumbag pornographers greasy food. 
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#9393 - 11/13/03 02:24 PM
Re: los angeles photographer for hire
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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no need to goof on me, you're doing such a great job on yourself.
we're all proud that you're the first generation walking upright in your blood line.
Dude, should I Pay Pal you the money to buy a new joke book?
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