Spread 'Em Wide
Directed by Jewel De’Nyle
Platinum X

Chunky, funky supersex diva Jewel De’Nyle and amazing, statuesque teen titan Hannah Harper get it on with a meat hammer in every way possible in the first explosive scene, and it’s a four alarm scorcher, brother. They do all kindsa acrobatic tricks and flip-flops, and both of them get their tender asses stretched to the limit. Tremendous. I’m not even sure you’d need any more after that, but hell, let’s roll on. Courtney Divine is all dolled up like Pam Grier in a 1975 blaxploitation flick (well ok, a blaxploi-porn flick) and although she’s about 5 pounds away from a cellulite scare, her dirty mouth is a serious turn-on. I dunno what Katrina Kraven is gonna end up regretting more- her porn star past or those crazy day-glow tattoos. Neither one are on her mind here, though, as she throws that powerful biker chick body of hers right into the fire in this one, giving her all for a sweaty, screamy, passionate anal plunging. English blondie Scarlet Hayes looks like a demented kiddie show host, and she’s plastered with more garish make-up than Dame Edna; by the time she’s through with her athletic scene, she looks like Paul Stanley caught in a rain storm. In the last scene, Elizabeth, a tiny teen brunette, gets double-dicked within an inch of her life. They’re all good, Jack, but this ‘un clearly belongs to Jewel and Hannah.

-Sleazegrinder