Ten Little Piggies Vol. 2 Directed by
Brandon Iron Platinum X This is one of the more curious new combinations in porn- toe sucking and ass fucking. Neither one smells very good, but apparently, they’re two great tastes that taste great together. So let’s get to it, babies- tonight, the devil is most certainly afoot.
I may not be the King Boss daddy of video porn (and if I was, I sure the fuck wouldn’t admit it), but one thing I know to be true- with the possible exception of Carmen Elektra, there isn’t a sleazier chick currently crawling around on this planet than Merry Olde England’s own Ashley Long. I bet she even sucks off her garbageman. Miss Long is the star of the first vignette, along with Cheryl-from-South-Africa (a deadringer for Jo from the Facts of Life!), who’s the first 21 year old I’ve seen with crow’s feet. With little to no prodding, they greedily toss each other’s salads, and then belabor us with ten minutes of foot fetish stuff- fondling, licking, toe sucking. Then, mercifully, two euro-studs waltz in, and after half-heartedly jerking them off with their feet, they get down to business. Lots of upside-down 69, assfucking, cunt licking, spanking, and foot biting ensues. Lotsa brilliant dialogue, too:
Stud: “What this?” Slap. “What’s this?” Slap. “Tell me what this is!”
Ashley: “It’s my ass.”
Oh, and just when you think the foot fetish thing is gonna get tiresome, Ashley does it again. She gets Cheryl’s big toe stuffed up her ass, and then she sucks on it. This chick is the absolute tits, man.
Elizabeth Lawrence and Julie Robbins are two non-descript hussies that we meet ass first. As they both possess very large, very round ones, this is a good choice. Manual Ferrara soon shows up, and gives them all kinds of weird commands about what he wants them to do with their feet, both to him and each other. All the time, with the goddamn feet. One of ‘em – Julie, I think (told you they were non-descript) has really dirty feet, but everybody shoves them into their mouths anyway. At some point, they finally start to get it on, and I am happy to report that both girls get those fat asses of theirs stuffed to the limit.
Faith Grant looks kinda drunk. Like a drunken soap opera actress, maybe, with the fakest looking pair of tits I think I’ve ever seen. She picks something off the floor with her toes and the cameraman gamely says, “Are you a monkey or a piggie?” Faith looks pensive for a second. “I think I’m probably both”, she says, like she means it. Anyway, Faith doesn’t really do any tricks or nothin’, but she has a pretty slow, deep anal scene with lots of moaning and carrying on. I’ll bet that when she sobered up the next day, her ass musta felt like it was shooting cannonballs all night.
Tiny-ttied wonderteen (and covergirl) Roxy Heart and her trailer park baiting, lizard skinned, big butted buddy Sassy cavort on the couch with each other a bit (nice G/G oral action) until the Big Toe Gang shows up to get their dogs serviced. That part is pretty brief though, and the girls spend most of their screentime getting porked doggy style. Heart doesn’t do anal here, but her makeup runs like a velvet painting in the rain, so that makes up for it. I love the runny mascara-ed, raccoon eyed girls. Both girls get generous mouthfuls of the good stuff, which they both kindly share with one another.
There’s plenty more on this fully packed DVD too- more toe sucking, multiple hole slamming scenes with Simone Claire, Angel Long, and Lorena, as well as a whole bevy of foot-centric extras and a real-time blowjob from the full-bodied Charisma, but I have to say , I
really liked the part when Roxy pulled down her cherry-festooned bikini top to pop out her extraordinarily cute, tiny A-cups, so I’m gonna spend a little time with my rewind button now. Bottom line- yeah, there’s a lot of foot fetish stuff here, but there’s enough to keep the non-fetishists among us pretty fuckin’ busy, as well.
-Sleazegrinder
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