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#82148 - 01/29/05 08:30 PM
Monkey wants to set up XXXPT party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I've decided i want to set up a XXXPT party, well more of a monkey cage party to be exact, except i want it to be bigger and better then the adt ones so i have this to offer to the cage's readers and posters. Marlon brando's island is on the market since his passing, i figure if we all chip in we can buy a small part of it where we can hold the party on a yearly basis, i will supply all the food, beverages and porn, all you have to do is pay your boat ride there, you will all have a tree named after you and a small village boy to fetch you all the coconuts you will ever need, posters thoughts?
Edited by smelly monkey (01/29/05 08:38 PM)
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#82149 - 01/29/05 08:37 PM
Re: Monkey wants to set up XXXPT party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Each year we will have a guest of honor and this year its newly acquired adt watch guy and current cage watch guy, he will bring pictures of him buying the watch, wrapping the watch, handing the watch to teagan, teagan opening the watch and last but not least teagan putting the watch on.
P.S Teagan if you can post a picture of you wearing the watch i will donate $500 to you via your site.
Edited by smelly monkey (01/29/05 08:43 PM)
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#82150 - 01/30/05 04:31 AM
Re: Monkey wants to set up XXXPT party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Count me in. I like coconuts.
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#82151 - 01/30/05 06:56 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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send me the address for this party. I'll firebomb the place.
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#82154 - 01/30/05 08:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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send me the address for this party. I'll firebomb the place.
dammit that one caught me off gaurd. i couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes... what makes it even better i just downloaded the karate kid song and was playing it...
you're the best around!
nothing is ever going to keep you down
you're the best around!
nothing is ever going to keep you dooooooooowwwwwnnnnn!
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#82155 - 01/30/05 08:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'd match that pledge for a picture or wearing it in a movie, i'm that petty sometimes and it's a better value than paying taxes.
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#82157 - 01/30/05 09:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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there's the truly wonderful possibility that smartt could be in one of his phases of honest self-assessment and predictably one of utter despair. if the moons align right, he might do it--just be on the lookout for "everybody hates me, the world is shit" posts he writes every 3 months. if i was bjfan, i'd say i was excited by this possibility in a gross way.
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#82159 - 01/30/05 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i think we're going to have to buy him stuffed ewoks off e-bay, but that cost seems trivial when you realize what that would mean in terms of a better tommorow. if nothing else, do it for the children! no longer will parents scare their young ones by saying "jorge! eat your rat droppings or the smartt comes out of the jungle to find you!"
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#82160 - 01/30/05 01:24 PM
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: IL
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i think we're going to have to buy him stuffed ewoks off e-bay, but that cost seems trivial when you realize what that would mean in terms of a better tommorow. if nothing else, do it for the children! no longer will parents scare their young ones by saying "jorge! eat your rat droppings or the smartt comes out of the jungle to find you!"
I envision smartt, foaming at the mouth, running wildly towards the children wearing a loincloth with feces stains all over it.
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