Bet Your Ass
If the horse is named Jonni Darkko, don’t bet your beer money. I’m surprised at how fast this guy asscended the ladder into the embraces of Evil Angel or maybe it’s the bottom of the barrel, depending on how you look at it. About 10 years or so ago Evil Angel was the shit, but now it’s become a sewage treatment plant with the likes of Nacho, Rocco, Cristophe Clarke, Justin Slayer and whoever the fuck Stanley Miranda is. Sweaty Joey Silvera may bang a tranny here or there, but sometimes he still ekes out a hot scene or two in his hetero series. I’m no longer in any rush to find out and I’m not gonna say anything bad about John Leslie for fear of a broken thumb. Jules is still cool in my book, but I hear the clock ticking and I’m not into Gina Lynn. Maybe it’s a smart money Pleasure reunion thang tween them, so let them screw each other east coast style, but don’t expect me at the party with a lampshade on my head.
A plate of fried oreos goes to the first to notice that I’ve completely have left Stagliano out of the discussion. Yeah, I gave the guy his gonzo due back in the day, but now it’s “nigga please” to quote ODB. Basically, my motto has been something like I’ll pimp slap a director in a minute and if they wanna step I’ll go all San Andreas on they bitch ass. I got a gun under my pillow and if you think I’m kidding just storm my compound and find out. My mind is always ticking like Travis Bickle, so draw your own conclusions.
Basically the only interesting thing about Darkko is that he’s dating Ashley Blue and the only interesting thing about this flick is Haley, of course, plus fuck fraulein Katja Kassin. In any porno, it’s the females I care about not the director or the salami delivery systems called studs. Before my diatribe becomes too dullsville, I must point out that I could tell a lot about this one just by looking at the back of the box like a psychic detective. Anal Trainer 8 also featured the two hotties I mentioned and that was a major disappointment, so it’s deja vu all over again like Yogi said.
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