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#68513 - 11/09/04 06:39 AM With all this anal are pussies going to waste?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Ok, don't get me wrong, I love seeing porno babes buttfucked, but I get bummed with these all anal features for letting perfectly good pussies go to waste. Should I get over it?
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#68514 - 11/09/04 12:40 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste
Sadist Offline
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Registered: 07/18/04
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Quote:

Ok, don't get me wrong, I love seeing porno babes buttfucked, but I get bummed with these all anal features for letting perfectly good pussies go to waste. Should I get over it?





Dude i feel the EXACT same way. Anal scenes are cool but ideally i'd like to see some pussy pounding before the anal scene. A little cunnilingus never hurts either.

/are you listening Max Hardcore?
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#530416 - 09/22/11 09:31 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: smutspov
Ok, don't get me wrong, I love seeing porno babes buttfucked, but I get bummed with these all anal features for letting perfectly good pussies go to waste. Should I get over it?
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I loath the vaginal sex scenes. I mean what is there to see? It's like the Dog bites the man news- *yawn*
Same goes for blowjobs- very boring. Only Anal sex is worth seeing and doing: both on the camera and off the camera. Vaginal sex should be done only for the purpose of breeding.

Only the true masters such as Brandon the Magnificent Iron, made sure that audience was served with the full content and get the value for money they spent. I miss him so much. Nowadays most of the 40 minutes scenes are like 10 minutes of bullshit talking and non-sense dialogues, 20 minutes of Bj, 4 minutes of vaginal sex, 1 minute of anal sex and 5 minutes showing the hero jacking off and struggling to cum on the girl's tit.


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/22/11 09:43 PM)
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#530418 - 09/22/11 09:51 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: Ekarth22]
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Originally Posted By: Ekarth22
Originally Posted By: smutspov
Ok, don't get me wrong, I love seeing porno babes buttfucked, but I get bummed with these all anal features for letting perfectly good pussies go to waste. Should I get over it?
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif" alt="" />


I loath the vaginal sex scenes. I mean what is there to see? It's like the Dog bites the man news- *yawn*
Same goes for blowjobs- very boring. Only Anal sex is worth seeing and doing: both on the camera and off the camera. Vaginal sex should be done only for the purpose of breeding.

Only the true masters such as Brandon the Magnificent Iron, made sure that audience was served with the full content and get the value for money they spent. I miss him so much. Nowadays most of the 40 minutes scenes are like 10 minutes of bullshit talking and non-sense dialogues, 20 minutes of Bj, 4 minutes of vaginal sex, 1 minute of anal sex and 5 minutes showing the hero jacking off and struggling to cum on the girl's tit.


You are SO FUCKING GAY I bet your blood type is CXXX
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#530421 - 09/22/11 11:41 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: Ekarth22]
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Brandon the magnificent . grin

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#530442 - 09/23/11 09:21 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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I don't think so. I figure he's a goof who stumbled in here, saw the BI bile, and wants to troll some. Mission accomplished.
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#530489 - 09/23/11 07:46 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Nice try but your gay bashing and name-calling won't make me like the Vaginal sex. I prefer Anal sex- both with females and shemales.
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#530495 - 09/23/11 08:51 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: ]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: paperchase
2) A steady diet of she males should cause you to die of AIDS which would be a good thing.


Once again it proves that you indeed skipped your biology classes in high-school. It's not like doing vaginal sex only is gonna save me from AIDS so why should I bother. I want to fuck free and die hard laugh


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/23/11 08:53 PM)
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#530552 - 09/24/11 09:25 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I fucked a woman in the ass only 2 times in my life. Doing it isn't really a turn on. The first time I suggested it and she hemmed and hawed for about 5 minutes then agreed. I had water based lube and condoms. I got behind her and pushed in and after about 5 stroked she started rubbing herself and like 3 minutes later she get off and said she cums hard when she has a dick in her ass and plays with herself. She didn't flinch or wince or make any noise when I first plugged into her ass. After she came from rubbing off I fucked her for like 5 minutes more and then stopped and pulled out. She asked why because she didn't think I had cum which I hadn't. I made the mistake of telling her I stopped because she enjoyed it too much. Then the fucking inquisition started. This finally led to me telling her the truth that I was really only interested in trying anal becasue I wanted her to endure something mildly unpleasant to get me off but her being into it was a turn off. Then she freaked out on me becasue she interpreted that to mean I wanted to hurt her. I ended using the lube as my defense and saying if I wanted to hurt her then I wouldn't have brought or used it. She didn't let that shit go for over a week. The second time with a different woman a few years later it went more like I planned for the first encounter but I still never got what the big deal is about fucking a chick in the ass. Its a big production and its messy not to mention that is where poop come from and when I had a girlfriend I always insisted they try very hard to hide from me the fact that they defecate. I know they do it but I prefer to pretend that they don't.
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#530555 - 09/25/11 05:13 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: Fiend]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: Fiend
I made the mistake of telling her I stopped because she enjoyed it too much. Then the fucking inquisition started. This finally led to me telling her the truth that I was really only interested in trying anal becasue I wanted her to endure something mildly unpleasant to get me off but her being into it was a turn off.


Damn my g/f didn't even let me rub my dick against her ass-cheeks and here you're a lucky son of gun ...you got a chick who loves anal and you let her go! what a shame, what a shame.

Originally Posted By: Fiend
but I still never got what the big deal is about fucking a chick in the ass.


If you want to fuck a non-trailer trash type of beautiful lady in the ass, you gotta have deep pocket$ to buy it or she has to be in real love with you. The Big deal is same like the lip-kiss.

Originally Posted By: paperchase
I hope you die miserably.


Amen to that but pray that it happens only after I'm done fucking my most favorite trannies and MILF Goddesses such as Lisa Ann.


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/25/11 05:17 AM)
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#530564 - 09/25/11 07:28 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: Fiend]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Originally Posted By: Fiend
I fucked a woman in the ass only 2 times in my life. Doing it isn't really a turn on. The first time I suggested it and she hemmed and hawed for about 5 minutes then agreed. I had water based lube and condoms. I got behind her and pushed in and after about 5 stroked she started rubbing herself and like 3 minutes later she get off and said she cums hard when she has a dick in her ass and plays with herself. She didn't flinch or wince or make any noise when I first plugged into her ass. After she came from rubbing off I fucked her for like 5 minutes more and then stopped and pulled out. She asked why because she didn't think I had cum which I hadn't. I made the mistake of telling her I stopped because she enjoyed it too much. Then the fucking inquisition started. This finally led to me telling her the truth that I was really only interested in trying anal becasue I wanted her to endure something mildly unpleasant to get me off but her being into it was a turn off. Then she freaked out on me becasue she interpreted that to mean I wanted to hurt her. I ended using the lube as my defense and saying if I wanted to hurt her then I wouldn't have brought or used it. She didn't let that shit go for over a week. The second time with a different woman a few years later it went more like I planned for the first encounter but I still never got what the big deal is about fucking a chick in the ass. Its a big production and its messy not to mention that is where poop come from and when I had a girlfriend I always insisted they try very hard to hide from me the fact that they defecate. I know they do it but I prefer to pretend that they don't.


This is over-ANALysis !
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#530572 - 09/25/11 10:45 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: backdoorman]
nassim Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Originally Posted By: Fiend
I fucked a woman in the ass only 2 times in my life. Doing it isn't really a turn on. The first time I suggested it and she hemmed and hawed for about 5 minutes then agreed. I had water based lube and condoms. I got behind her and pushed in and after about 5 stroked she started rubbing herself and like 3 minutes later she get off and said she cums hard when she has a dick in her ass and plays with herself. She didn't flinch or wince or make any noise when I first plugged into her ass. After she came from rubbing off I fucked her for like 5 minutes more and then stopped and pulled out. She asked why because she didn't think I had cum which I hadn't. I made the mistake of telling her I stopped because she enjoyed it too much. Then the fucking inquisition started. This finally led to me telling her the truth that I was really only interested in trying anal becasue I wanted her to endure something mildly unpleasant to get me off but her being into it was a turn off. Then she freaked out on me becasue she interpreted that to mean I wanted to hurt her. I ended using the lube as my defense and saying if I wanted to hurt her then I wouldn't have brought or used it. She didn't let that shit go for over a week. The second time with a different woman a few years later it went more like I planned for the first encounter but I still never got what the big deal is about fucking a chick in the ass. Its a big production and its messy not to mention that is where poop come from and when I had a girlfriend I always insisted they try very hard to hide from me the fact that they defecate. I know they do it but I prefer to pretend that they don't.


This is over-ANALysis !


If it hurts you are doing it right! The fumes when you pull out are a killer. Always have the lady clean herself out first...


Edited by nassim (09/25/11 10:47 AM)
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#530576 - 09/25/11 04:03 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: Ekarth22]
Ashy Larry Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 51
Loc: Cabrini Green Projects
Originally Posted By: Ekarth22
Nice try but your gay bashing and name-calling won't make me like the Vaginal sex. I prefer Anal sex- both with females and shemales.
You've never fucked a woman in the ass. As for your preference of watching heshe's get buttfucked, I guess the thought of Nacho Vidal getting wood turns you on, you fucking piece of shit faggot.

I hope you get run over by a garbage truck driven by a tranny, who then gets out and pisses on your gaping wounds.

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#530588 - 09/25/11 09:26 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: Ashy Larry]
Ekarth22 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: Ashy Larry
You've never fucked a woman in the ass. As for your preference of watching heshe's get buttfucked, I guess the thought of Nacho Vidal getting wood turns you on, you fucking piece of shit faggot.


It is true that
1.I'm yet to fuck a woman in her ass (bareback)
2.I'm yet to fuck a shemale in her ass (bareback)
3.I'm yet to get my ass banged by a shemale cock (bareback)

But I wish for all three of those !

Originally Posted By: Ashy Larry
I hope you get run over by a garbage truck driven by a tranny, who then gets out and pisses on your gaping wounds.

Death is inevitable but I personally wish to die by suffocation while giving rimjob to a big booty.
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#530590 - 09/25/11 10:07 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: Ekarth22]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: Ekarth22

Death is inevitable but I personally wish to die by suffocation while giving rimjob to a big booty.


Any chance that could happen tomorrow? I'm sure a few of us would chip in to get a fat tranny to help you out with that.
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#530596 - 09/26/11 05:49 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
Vice Admiral Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Not me. I'm busy saving up for my own tranny.

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#530599 - 09/26/11 07:04 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Mods- is it possible to move this entire fucking thread to ADT ?????
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#530608 - 09/26/11 09:55 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: backdoorman]
Ekarth22 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Mods- is it possible to move this entire fucking thread to ADT ?????

what is wrong with this thread? it is a valid concern and it needs to be debated. if only people like Ash Larry didnot come filled with nothing but poison and hatred, we could have an intelligent debate on this issue in a civilized manner.


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/26/11 10:01 AM)
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#530609 - 09/26/11 10:27 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
raybbaby Offline
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Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 183
LMAO @ "civilized manner" and "intelligent debate". NOT what XXXPT is all about. I know, you could always try Bill O on the O'Reilly factor.
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#530612 - 09/26/11 03:18 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: Ekarth22]
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Originally Posted By: Ekarth22
Originally Posted By: Ashy Larry
You've never fucked a woman in the ass. As for your preference of watching heshe's get buttfucked, I guess the thought of Nacho Vidal getting wood turns you on, you fucking piece of shit faggot.


It is true that
1.I'm yet to fuck a woman in her ass (bareback)
2.I'm yet to fuck a shemale in her ass (bareback)
3.I'm yet to get my ass banged by a shemale cock (bareback)

But I wish for all three of those !

Originally Posted By: Ashy Larry
I hope you get run over by a garbage truck driven by a tranny, who then gets out and pisses on your gaping wounds.

Death is inevitable but I personally wish to die by suffocation while giving rimjob to a big booty.



^^^ This got to be a Panzer Alt
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#530617 - 09/26/11 04:33 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
We have a winner.
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#530632 - 09/26/11 10:59 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: wannacorndog]
Ekarth22 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: wannacorndog
^^^ This got to be a Panzer Alt

Why don't youall create a thread and decide whose alt am I? Everyday I'm labelled as an alt of people i've never heard about.

Originally Posted By: Ashy Larry
if wishes were horses





Edited by Ekarth22 (09/26/11 11:00 PM)
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
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#530638 - 09/27/11 05:20 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quit notifying me shitbag. You deserve every violent threat made towards you. If you can't handle it, leave.

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#530656 - 09/27/11 05:20 PM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
If you haven't fucked a woman in the ass but have an anal obsession, then yes, you are a faggot. Just admit it, deal with it, and have some fucking dignity.

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#530707 - 09/28/11 10:27 AM Re: With all this anal are pussies going to waste [Re: smutspov]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Ekarth is actually a good example of a pussy going to waste !
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