Okay, look, morons, let me enlighten you about Mr. John Ashcroft.

First of all, you're all being a bunch of paranoid coke heads- no, wait, you can't afford that- meth heads- about this shit. Stop doing so many damn drugs.

Secondly, Mr. Ashcroft is not going after the entire adult film industry. He's just going after the morons that break the law.

Many of you dorks seem to have forgotten the law.

Since you happen to be in the 'biz', it seems you should know what the law is, and how to avoid getting in trouble.

Basically, piss, shit, extreme sexual violence, lactation, and child pornography are ILLEGAL. They always have been too, ya dorks.

RULE OF THUMB FOR MORONS WHO ARE NEW TO AMERICAN PORN:

'IF IT IS A FLUID, AND IT COMES OUT OF THE HUMAN BODY, AND IT IS NOT SPERM OR SPIT, IT IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL TO SHOW IT ON VIDEO.'

Christ, I don't even make porn- at least not til my deal is done- and I know this shit.

Did you guys ride the short bus to school or what?

Stop being so paranoid about John Ashcroft. The law is the law, you all fucking know it, and don't be so surprised.

Y'all just wanted to see how far you could push the envelope, and the envelope fucking burst.

Can we get back to showing people having sex on camera yet?

Or do we still have to see how many chopsticks we can stick up Brigette Kerkoves' ass?

Dumbasses.

If any of you had ANY IDEA how hard Mr. Ashcroft is working to keep shitheads from blowing up busses in your little porn valley nieghborhoods, you might be just a little more appreciative. Of course, all that shit is CLASSIFIED, so all of you can spend your time MASTERBATING without having to WORRY ABOUT IT.

Get real, people.

Like any of you didn't know this was coming.

Hey, here's an idea:

How about all you porn makers TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY and REGULATE YOURSELVES?

What a novel fucking idea.

Can I run for Governor too?

I got a handsome 7" cock, can fuck for hours, even under hot lights, surrounded by fat, smelly camera and lighting guys, and have never had a sexual disease.

But no, it would be better to talk about some guy who is trying to PROTECT YOUR SORRY ASSES as if HE was the BAD GUY.

You guys remind me of the street level drug dealer who sues the police because they dented his front door when they shut down his crack house.

Gimmee a fucking break.

If you disagree with the law, and you think piss, shit, lactation, kiddy porn, and extreme sexual violence should be legal to show on video...

...here's a clue for you all...

...learn how to MOBILIZE, CHANGE PUBLIC OPINION, and VOTE.

Should I teach you all how to do your taxes too?

Oh, wait, you're probably against paying those too.

But I bet you'll be the FIRST to fucking complain if your fucking roads get washed out by a flood or a fire, won't you?

Dorks.

John Ashcroft is one of the finest, hardest working officials our government has ever known.

Only later, when all the CLASSIFIED shit is allowed to come out, will you all find out how many times your sorry porn asses almost got blown to fucking high heaven.

But, for the moment, I guess I'll have to listen to people bitch about getting popped for showing stuff on video that they ALREADY KNEW WAS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA.

If you are all mad at anyone, you should get mad at the morons who have brought this scrutiny upon you.

Do I have to name names?

Of course I don't.

Take fucking responsibilty. Know the laws.

And for God's sake, stop whining.

What a bunch of twits.

Your a fucking moron of the highest; please tell me why the extreme teen titles are part of the extreme associate lawsuit? None of the four things you talk about. All porn is on the chopping block, from vivid to playboy to JM studios stuff.

It is you sir (the original poster) who is misinformed. From your list, ONLY child pornography has been deemed illegal by the US government...everything else that MAY be illegal falls under the obscenity law, which in my opinion should be deemed "void for vagueness" (that's a lawyer term!) for not spelling out what is and what isn't obscene. While pissing and lactation ain't my cup of tea, why should it be illegal? They are natural bodily functions (lactation being female, but natural nevertheless). And as for rough sex, keep in mind that these are MOVIES, not snuff films! A woman can get slapped around on the Lifetime movie of the week, but put it in a porn film and suddenly it becomes illegal? I don't think so Mr. Hitler...err, I mean Mr. Ashcroft!

All of porn is not on the 'chopping block'.

You people are simply being boneheads.

Even Larry Flynt knows what lines he can cross, and those he can't.

Vivid and Playboy are not part of this 'attack', nor are JM Productions, Red Light, or any other maker of straight up, legal sex movies. As much as I HATE bukkake and dp's, they are not, nor will they ever be, illegal.

You people need to take a breather, step back, and see the forest from the trees.

Basically, if you have to import it from Europe, it probably ain't gonna fly here.

Please don't act like you didn't already know this.

If you wanna change the laws, then mobilize and change the damn laws. Until then, stop pissing and moaning about people who are paid to enforce the standing laws.

Have you ever WATCHED porn...DPs are in Hustler, Red Light...even a few Vivid movies! There's nothing in Extreme's films that are much edgier than any of the other gonzo studios out there...only difference is Rob Black was stupid (some say brave, I say stupid) to draw attention to himself through that PBS special.

And WHAT laws are you refering to? Show me a law that says pissing or bukkake or DPs or anything other than underage performers are illegal to show in a porno!

Well, there we are then.

One guy wanted to push the envelope, probably so he could go to court, get on Nightline, and get his 15 minutes.

Calm down. The Justice Department is only going after one company, and that's it.

Geez.