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#650502 - 05/16/18 08:41 AM Welcome Back Alex Panzer
Jerkules Offline
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Please catch us up on the jewery you accomplished during your sabbatical.
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#650589 - 05/19/18 08:38 AM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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Come on Al, no tranny fingering tales?
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#650592 - 05/19/18 08:53 AM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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#650594 - 05/19/18 09:01 AM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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I wanna know what happened to Tranzer's "Enema Train Car" when he hooked it to the end of the Trans-Siberian Railroad? Did it go all the way to China? Hoe did he get it back to Leningrad? How many trannies did her service?

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#650595 - 05/19/18 09:08 AM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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Panzer is back? I guess the forum's collection of dirty asshole pics is going to get refreshed.
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#650599 - 05/19/18 09:42 AM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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And has he built a teeny enema dungeon yet?
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#650600 - 05/19/18 09:56 AM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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Probably not, but with the price of real estate in Brooklyn these days, you can't blame him.
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#650616 - 05/19/18 04:32 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: J.B.]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Probably not, but with the price of real estate in Brooklyn these days, you can't blame him.


It is borderline obscene what the values have increased over the past 15yrs.
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#650617 - 05/19/18 04:48 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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^ I've got a story for you next time we're drinking from fireplugs.
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#650833 - 05/24/18 09:36 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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I just eat too much of chinese food [9 plates]; my head hurts https://www.instagram.com/p/BjMzqlJA_1h/

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#651028 - 05/28/18 06:31 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Clams, squid, a chicken wing..what's under the lemon? Is it Shu Mai?

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#651063 - 05/29/18 08:57 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: lostboy]
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Originally Posted By: lostboy
Clams, squid, a chicken wing..what's under the lemon? Is it Shu Mai?

Fried octopus parts; they had fried octopus, fried calamari rings and related fried seastuffs in the same pan.

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#654255 - 11/09/20 03:05 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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Hello

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#654263 - 11/10/20 04:26 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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Tovarishch!!! How ya been?
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#654264 - 11/10/20 04:43 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: J.B.]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Tovarishch!!! How ya been?

Hey! I've been okay, hows XPT? Where's Bornyo?

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#654266 - 11/10/20 11:18 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Uncle Joe
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Tovarishch!!! How ya been?

Hey! I've been okay, hows XPT? Where's Bornyo?


Hasnt been around in years now.

You back to eating like garbage since yer out of the hospital?
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#654666 - 12/05/21 10:39 AM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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Poor Alex had a stroke, and i dont mean tranny handjob.

Long time in hospital and rehab.

Big hairy sumbitch is also bald.
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#654667 - 12/05/21 05:06 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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That is surprising, as he seemed to be a health and exercise type of person.
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#654672 - 12/09/21 11:37 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
That is surprising, as he seemed to be a health and exercise type of person.


Like 6'3, 300lbs, 15 of it sweat soaked body hair, and probably blood like pudding from all the horrible food he consumes
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#654728 - 12/29/21 08:18 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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He looks thinner and seems to be taking his new situation w bravado. he still loves porn immensely.
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#654730 - 12/31/21 04:26 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: tattypatty]
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Did they fix his tranny obsession?

I don't think I could enjoy a world with Alex Panzer actually not eating shitty food 10 x a day.
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#654731 - 12/31/21 09:08 PM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Jerkules]
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^-- that would be like asking Christian to stop fucking trannies and fatties off camera.

Tranzer used to send me blueprints of a tranny enema train car he wanted to build. All kinda of WTF. I wonder if I have any old AIM chat logs from people here.

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#654733 - 01/01/22 11:39 AM Re: Welcome Back Alex Panzer [Re: Willie D]
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The Human Centipede guy probably thinks Panzer is too crazy.
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