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#654455 - 03/27/21 07:56 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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The call has apparently changed from, "Soup for Anal," to "Anal with your johnson for a Johnson&Johnson/Jansen vaccine".

From what I gather, the Lioness left Canada for sunny Burbank and LA, where dreams of Hollywood success turned to escorting and such video delights as "Grandma Goes Lesbo 3," and "Grannies in Blackland," vols. 2 and 3. At some point she even wandered on down to Mexico where her papa managed a seaside restaurant and hotel, but after many calamities, some of which have been faithfully chronicled in this digest, or thread, she made her pilgrimage back to the land from whence she came -- Ontario, Canada.

She now lives in a small burgh northwest of Toronto, has joined a church and is actively looking for a classy gent to ease her into her mid-sixties and beyond.

She seems to adore the Donald, perhaps for his "telegenic" ways and "success" in Hollywood, or because he represents the kind of classy gent she hopes to find and marry (soon). The long history of porn and erstwhile love for BBC and facials ("'twas only an act. I was acting") would definitely sour any relationship she could ever hope to have with her MAGA hero.

Once in a while she seems to get drunk and teases her faithful fan base with promises of returning to an active website with new content, or an Only fans page, or perhaps writing a memoir of her adventures and misadventures (Dana's Gambol, suggested title).
The promise peters out or she returns to inform us, dear reader, that she is retired.

I believe Toronto has a high black population; it teems with immigrants from anglophone Caribbean and Africa. She could probably take a bus down to the Canada's NYC and meet some gents of the darker persuasion. With her experience taking on American parolees in all three ports, she wouldn't be facing anything new.




Edited by Bluecipher (03/27/21 07:57 PM)
Edit Reason: typos
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#654471 - 04/09/21 01:38 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Registered: 07/13/12
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
You're right, Kingfish. I'd still pork her. I am weak. I probably wouldn't discuss anything meaningful with her. No chit chat about life, what comes after we die, politics, the best ice cream out there, etc. She's probably a Boris Johnson-loving Tory, too.

Some of these sluts are true MAGA fans,eg., the hairy Persia Monir, mature Jewess Brandi Love. I guess they see themselves as entrepreneurs oppressed by big gubment.


Is Brandi Love really a Jew?

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#654473 - 04/09/21 06:28 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I believe I read it somewhere, but it wasn't in the WaPO, NYT, or WSJ.

It may have been here
Judaism Guide
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#654490 - 04/28/21 07:01 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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All quiet on the Dana front. Hope the COVID virus didn't get to her.
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#654493 - 05/16/21 04:20 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Max Rhino Offline
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Registered: 05/09/06
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Dana loves motorhomes and Startup:

"I would like to start living instead of dying
I love motarhome traveling" -- Dana would not need to rent a motel room to earn some roses.

"Best show on Netflicks ever STARTUP"

"Trudeau
Why are we not helping India
Shame on you
Everyone please ask him. Trudeau open your purse strings
Or virus will never go away" -- Dana wants Canada to buy 2 billion vaccine doses for India?
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#654494 - 05/17/21 12:27 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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I could see Dana plying the roadways of Canada and the US with her 'motarhome,' bringing quick release to armies of classy gents.

For a Trumpy MAGA girl she has an open heart for India. That's endearing. But, she seems to detest Trudeau and love Doug Ford, the premier for Ontario. If Trudeau were sending out vaccines to other countries she'd probably be asking why Canada's helping all those foreigners before helping her own.

I hope Dana posts some more spicy observations!
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#654495 - 05/17/21 05:30 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
If Trudeau were sending out vaccines to other countries she'd probably be asking why Canada's helping all those foreigners before helping her own.


I'm not sure how that wouldn't be a legitimate question and maybe the most intelligent thing that's ever come out of her mouth.
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#654496 - 05/18/21 10:12 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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I am confident Dana will find something else to grouse about (or this thread is dead). Her FB comments are probably toned down due to the presence of fellow church acolytes in her FB friends group. She can't scare away potential lovers (60+, well endowed financially, willing to spend lavishly on a luvinlioness) with raw emotion. The church polizei might be quick to judge if she expands on the issues of free love, why people love sec, why escorting should be no big deal, etc.
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#654504 - 06/17/21 07:04 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Max Rhino Offline
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Dana seems to be operating in stealth mode recently. Maybe even growing her own roses...
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#654506 - 06/17/21 07:29 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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She's been lying low. Her doppelganger is back at
https://twitter.com/danahayesxxxx
Four x's instead of her standard three.
Could it be her playing fast and loose with her religious obligations, or is this the work of an imposter?
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#654520 - 07/03/21 01:42 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Well, Dana is ready to get back into the dating game -
From FB, 30 June:

"I got my 2nd shot today yeah !"

Gents, the game is on.
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#654521 - 07/04/21 03:10 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Blue Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Well, Dana is ready to get back into the dating game -
From FB, 30 June:

"I got my 2nd shot today yeah !"

Gents, the game is on.


If exchanging sexual favors in return for cash equals "dating" you may well be right.
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