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#591215 - 05/14/13 03:26 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
bogardus Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/05/12
Posts: 142
Pipe, why can't you be nicer to people?

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#591216 - 05/14/13 04:17 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Post count and registration date suggest side troll deployment.

Heavy on morality once more.

Rather bland.

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#591220 - 05/14/13 05:26 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
bogardus Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/05/12
Posts: 142
Pot, meets kettle yet again.

Truly rich.

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#591253 - 05/15/13 02:50 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Adjust.

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#591513 - 05/18/13 04:50 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#591520 - 05/18/13 05:50 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

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Posts: 764
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Cassie_Florida Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#591529 - 05/18/13 06:33 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
Vice Admiral Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1573
Loc: DIEGO!
Fast Eddie?

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#591532 - 05/18/13 06:48 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
fartz Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
The Earth has to shake when he precariously wobbles to his feet from that position. I'd also like to think that his breathing sounds like The Grand Canyon on a windy day.

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#591540 - 05/18/13 07:38 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
bogardus Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/05/12
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He probably breathes heavily through his nose while eating.

Speaking of slovenly chubs from the past....Does anyone remember that chubby little Asian guy that fancied himself a porn star? He would pose in front of the mirror, fat rolls bulging out from everywhere.

Was his name Sal Mcvey or something like that?

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#591544 - 05/18/13 08:17 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
mallocup Offline
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Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
the thread that revealed the legend:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=134998&page=1

bit strange how far before your time this was though..
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#591545 - 05/18/13 08:19 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
Jerkules Offline
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Sal the tranny? I think he's in with Lubben now, but I could very well be wrong.
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#591556 - 05/18/13 12:45 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: mallocup]
bogardus Offline
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Registered: 03/05/12
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Originally Posted By: mallocup
the thread that revealed the legend:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=134998&page=1

bit strange how far before your time this was though..


This was the thread that introduced me to xpt. I just lurked for a while, forgot about the place, checked it out again and decided to join up.

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#591610 - 05/19/13 07:12 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Sal the tranny? I think he's in with Lubben now, but I could very well be wrong.


Naw, you're right. I could only find the Spanish version. I think he says "crystal meth, cocaine, and cigarettes" somewhere in there.



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#591611 - 05/19/13 08:15 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: bogardus]
mallocup Offline
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Originally Posted By: bogardus
Originally Posted By: mallocup
the thread that revealed the legend:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=134998&page=1

bit strange how far before your time this was though..



This was the thread that introduced me to xpt. I just lurked for a while, forgot about the place, checked it out again and decided to join up.


that thread!?!?
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#591672 - 05/19/13 04:42 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
bogardus Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/05/12
Posts: 142
Yep. The Sal McVey phenomenon led me here.

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#591676 - 05/19/13 05:25 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Clearly.

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#592668 - 05/30/13 12:54 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Garfield's ex



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#592680 - 05/30/13 05:17 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: fartz]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: fartz
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Sal the tranny? I think he's in with Lubben now, but I could very well be wrong.


Naw, you're right. I could only find the Spanish version. I think he says "crystal meth, cocaine, and cigarettes" somewhere in there.




He says that Devil Films gave him $400, he also said that he tried Coke only when he was 17 and it was nasty:


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#592720 - 05/30/13 02:07 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Posts: 14755
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How many of his films do you have, Tranzer????
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#595417 - 07/21/13 10:19 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
This needs to go somewhere. Found it by accident. From the recent erotica show in Florida, I give you onionhead:





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#598669 - 09/13/13 01:00 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
J.B.
Unregistered


I get the feeling we'll need access to the Panzer Pedo Profile Pic on more than one occasion.




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#598763 - 09/14/13 10:45 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: ]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Originally Posted By: J.B.
I get the feeling we'll need access to the Panzer Pedo Profile Pic on more than one occasion.



I've got some pizza and ice cream.

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#599925 - 10/04/13 01:21 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: ]
fabricoh Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
Originally Posted By: J.B.
I've had a copy of this for a while. Thought I'd try it around the new software and see if I could get it to work.




Still one of the funniest things on this site. Am I the only one who doesn't have a prob with Ms. Thomas putting a few pounds? Reminds me of Kim Deal. In a real good way.
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#599926 - 10/04/13 01:23 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: ]
fabricoh Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
Originally Posted By: J.B.
I get the feeling we'll need access to the Panzer Pedo Profile Pic on more than one occasion.




I remember reading a discussion about that episode of Diffrent Strokes...the author said when Arnold got drunk it was "from the nipple straight to Ripple"
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#600004 - 10/05/13 09:08 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
I feel bad for poor dudley. Arnold smelt trouble and got the fuck outta' dodge leaving poor dudley to play roll around naked with an old man games.

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#611202 - 05/26/14 02:21 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
J.B.
Unregistered


Kingfish:


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#613072 - 06/28/14 07:47 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9778
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I think this definitely belongs here. Can't post tube links but its easy to find. Look up Desiree Cousteau enema scene. It's friggen hilarious.



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Edited by backdoorman (06/28/14 07:48 AM)
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#613082 - 06/28/14 09:31 AM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12794
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
I usually just PM Panzer the enema and scat stuff.

P.S. You got 7k posts BDM, you wanna drop an occasional tube link, I won't say nuthin. You earned it.
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#654453 - 03/27/21 05:04 PM Re: XPT Reliquary [Re: Gunker]
CharlieYup Online
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/13/20
Posts: 38
Loc: EST
Just saw Gia responding to Brandon Irons while browsing this thread. I wonder if anyone gave him that post mortem injection he wanted.



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Edited by CharlieYup (03/27/21 05:05 PM)
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