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#655322 - 01/06/23 07:54 PM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: Jerkules]
Kingfish Offline
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I guess a lifetime of schnorring deli food ain't so good for the brain. I think he has a brother or sister, who knows if they are still around.

Thank god I don't think he ever reproduced. So who will inherit the Hedgehog estate, probably a hoarder's delight of porn swag featuring him from the 90s and early 2000s? I would guess his residence has a funk about it that would be redolent of that hairy fatman smell.
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#655324 - 01/07/23 11:37 AM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: Kingfish]
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5178
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I would guess his residence has a funk about it that would be redolent of that hairy fatman smell.


Just google Ron Jeremy apartment. It's a hoarder cave with every little piece of paper he ever scribbled a whore's number on
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#655328 - 01/09/23 12:39 PM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: Kingfish]
HJ1 Offline
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Registered: 05/24/13
Posts: 19
Cal State Mental Institution > Pelican Bay
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#655329 - 01/09/23 04:05 PM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: faceblaster]
Blue Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 450
Loc: Hell, or something like it
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I would guess his residence has a funk about it that would be redolent of that hairy fatman smell.


Just google Ron Jeremy apartment. It's a hoarder cave with every little piece of paper he ever scribbled a whore's number on



Wow. So at some point you just give up? Just like fuck it, I'll never get this shit clean so why try....

A guy opened a pizza shop near me. His brother worked there and rented a trailer from a friend's parents. They said when he moved out, they found 3-4 inches of dog shit in the tub.

Prior to that, one night we watched this pig slice a pizza for an order. It's fucking hotter than hell and sweat is pouring off this guy's forehead, down his nose, and dripping right into that pizza. At the time we thought it was funny, but now, in my old age, kind of wish I'd have said something.



Edited by Blue (01/09/23 04:07 PM)
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#655341 - 01/18/23 02:41 PM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: Blue]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5178
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
https://www.aol.com/entertainment/porn-actor-ron-jeremy-found-002708798.html

No trial, Ronnie declared mentally unfit for trial.
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#655342 - 01/19/23 07:20 PM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: faceblaster]
Max Rhino Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 802
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Even the prosecutor agreed. He must be nearing Alzheimer's
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#655343 - 01/21/23 11:42 AM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: Kingfish]
CharlieYup Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/13/20
Posts: 82
Loc: EST
What a damned shame. A lifetime of fucking young pussy and he can't remember a minute of it.
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#655344 - 01/24/23 07:27 PM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: CharlieYup]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12884
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: CharlieYup
What a damned shame. A lifetime of fucking young pussy and he can't remember a minute of it.


Hope he remembered where his gold is buried.
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#655345 - 01/25/23 09:42 AM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: Jerkules]
CharlieYup Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/13/20
Posts: 82
Loc: EST
To whom would he leave his shekels?
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#655346 - 01/25/23 12:19 PM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: CharlieYup]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5178
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Originally Posted By: CharlieYup
To whom would he leave his shekels?


Pauly Shore?
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#655347 - 01/30/23 09:15 AM Re: Hedgehog in a cage [Re: faceblaster]
Max Rhino Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 802
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Ron Jeremy believes he is shooting sex scenes with naughty nurses at the psychiatric hospital where he is being held.

Clicky
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