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#653365 - 12/28/19 10:12 PM um does this thing still work?
HillbillyHarry Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 422 Loc: Appalachia	didn't think I was going to pull this out of my ass, but it appears that I have. Got lost for a few years. I look forward to be catching up and being entertained.
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#653366 - 12/29/19 11:51 AM Re: um does this thing still work? [Re: HillbillyHarry]
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5206 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	welcome back, Hillbilly _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#653368 - 12/29/19 01:56 PM Re: um does this thing still work? [Re: HillbillyHarry]
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3073 Loc: cleanup	Hola, Harry! Where ya been? _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#653370 - 12/29/19 03:57 PM Re: um does this thing still work? [Re: HillbillyHarry]
HillbillyHarry Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 422 Loc: Appalachia	It's been....busy lots of traveling for work, lots of work, which has been solid. it's kept my brain distracted from indulging my base needs spouse/partner/wife/whatever ended up kicking it from cancer this year, which was a bit surprising/etc. the plan was I would die first (genetics), she take the large life insurance and have a good time. It's taken me until this month to start dealing with her shit, mostly because I'm a fucking procrastinator and she was the one who took care of the Type A stuff. Right now I'm pissed at her because she never wrote down all his passed down cajun recipes for red beans, etouffee, boudin, etc. My red beans are missing something. broke screens on two laptops and I never got around to pulling my info off the drives until now. Living in Trumpland (Appalachia) and it is entertaining. Old Hippie neighbor bought a fancy fridge with wifi after I told him not to. Found instructions on the internet how to hack it and started streaming Fox News to it. Almost drove him to tears.
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#653387 - 01/03/20 02:15 AM Re: um does this thing still work? [Re: HillbillyHarry]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12903 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Originally Posted By: HillbillyHarry It's been....busy lots of traveling for work, lots of work, which has been solid. it's kept my brain distracted from indulging my base needs spouse/partner/wife/whatever ended up kicking it from cancer this year, which was a bit surprising/etc. the plan was I would die first (genetics), she take the large life insurance and have a good time. It's taken me until this month to start dealing with her shit, mostly because I'm a fucking procrastinator and she was the one who took care of the Type A stuff. Right now I'm pissed at her because she never wrote down all his passed down cajun recipes for red beans, etouffee, boudin, etc. My red beans are missing something. broke screens on two laptops and I never got around to pulling my info off the drives until now. Living in Trumpland (Appalachia) and it is entertaining. Old Hippie neighbor bought a fancy fridge with wifi after I told him not to. Found instructions on the internet how to hack it and started streaming Fox News to it. Almost drove him to tears. any cute methbilly girls with whoring potential? _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#653406 - 01/05/20 08:09 PM Re: um does this thing still work? [Re: Jerkules]
HillbillyHarry Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 422 Loc: Appalachia	I've definitely done my recon for methbilly girls. Have a friend who works the overnight shift at the local Go-Mart (the WV version of the circle K) and we would compare notes. The problem is by the time they hit the whoring part, they've lost their teeth and are seriously pockmarked. My other problem seems to be I'm a bit too 1% in these parts weirdly enough and crime in the WV is segregated along real socio-economic lines. I had better luck 10 years ago with a few pre-milf friends whose parents still live in the neighborhood. The few that appear interested are super fucking obese. I don't mind a few pounds, but this is another category. A buddy of mine was opining that the more organized meth producers (they are now sending the locals out to Cali for "training") are keeping the better methbilly girls for their fuck harem sadly.
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#653408 - 01/05/20 08:37 PM Re: um does this thing still work? [Re: HillbillyHarry]
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5206 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	Try Seeking Arrangements. A guy from a forum I read moved to South Carolina and is doing really well pulling part time hookers from SA _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#653410 - 01/05/20 11:43 PM Re: um does this thing still work? [Re: faceblaster]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12903 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Originally Posted By: faceblaster Try Seeking Arrangements. A guy from a forum I read moved to South Carolina and is doing really well pulling part time hookers from SA $90/ month subscription is steep, but it is the best of the SD sites. Sugardaddy4me has gone to shit. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#653413 - 01/06/20 10:43 AM Re: um does this thing still work? [Re: Jerkules]
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	I am fortunate to live in Bodymore, Murderland, where streetwalkers are available 24/7 either in the Wilkens Avenue area of southwest Baltimore or in the Brooklyn/Curtis Bay area near Patapsco Avenue.
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