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#648037 - 11/10/17 02:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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just so you could feel?
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#648039 - 11/10/17 03:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Yeah feel stupid
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#648040 - 11/10/17 03:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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When you were hammering skanks for a living did you every have your dick in the same hole with another dude?
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#648041 - 11/10/17 03:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
just so you could feel?


I actually hated NIN growing up because I thought they were gay shit for trendy kids but I have actually warmed up to them in my old age

Here is a vid with their current drummer talking about his own drum company. I like the way this kit sounds. Real thumpy

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#648042 - 11/10/17 03:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
When you were hammering skanks for a living did you every have your dick in the same hole with another dude?


fuck no, no double anything. I'm not calling you a fag, just your taste in music. Super homo-erotic stuff in general. Even Rollins admits it.
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#648043 - 11/10/17 03:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#648044 - 11/10/17 03:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I wish I was gay
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#648045 - 11/10/17 03:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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What if it is double like one in the cunt and one in the ass.
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#648046 - 11/10/17 03:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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You would do two cocks in the same hole even if the director offered to throw an extra g note at ya?
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#648047 - 11/10/17 03:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I have heard the same argument that fans of football are repressed homosexuals. All that man on man physical contact aggression and ass slapping
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#648048 - 11/10/17 03:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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nope, and no director ever did or would have. Why so defensive and going on the attack? I called your music gay, not you.
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#648049 - 11/10/17 03:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Defensive? I thought we were joking around.
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#648050 - 11/10/17 03:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I have this album. Gay acoustic tardcore. The guy is actually a real retard. Produced by Seth Putnam of Anal Cunt (R.I.P.)
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#648056 - 11/11/17 08:09 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Peplum or Sword and Sandal films are the quintessential homorerotic media for closeted fags.
Not that I would watch them for that. I like the belly dancing wimmen.

I'm finding Wild Turkey to be my go to for pain relief lately. Then a couple of beers.
Y'all will think I have no taste whatsoever but I like Bud lite. It tastes like a more sour Bud. I crave them lately.

While I'm rambling. Here's to the Vets. Saalute.
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#648057 - 11/11/17 08:14 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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^ There's no accounting for taste. There IS an accounting to be made to those who served. Slainte Mhath. drunky
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#648061 - 11/11/17 02:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: J.B.]
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#648062 - 11/11/17 03:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: charin]
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#648083 - 11/13/17 07:22 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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That a damned good sketch. A buddy of mine was stationed in Cambodia at a covert listening post during Vietnam. Reminded me of him.
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#648096 - 11/14/17 08:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Canadian Club and La Croix Lime.

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#648976 - 03/04/18 06:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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How about a 100 proof, pork or bacon-flavored grain alcohol called MoonSwine*.

"Swinehauser Busch reminds you to always remember to please drink responsibly."

*This product is not Jew-friendly.
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#649551 - 04/01/18 07:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I have been off the hard stuff for about 5 weeks so I'm going with Founders Solid Gold Lager, it's out of Grand Rapids MI. I also have some Molson Canadian on hand for my bro in law and nephew. After about 8/10 of the Solid Gold they get a bit heavy so I need to switch over to the Molson.

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#649569 - 04/01/18 07:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#649570 - 04/01/18 07:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I have cut way down on my booze because I am a fat piece of shit and a boarder line alcoholic so of course on Easter I have many glasses of champagne and wine. Irish cream and a tall can of gold bull. The scary thing is I am not that drunk so I guess my tolerance is still stupid high. The people around me really should not be enabling me.
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#649571 - 04/01/18 07:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I've kind of gotten bored with drinking. I've had beer or wine on a few occasions this year and have been drunk a couple of times, but I'm mostly sober every day lately. I've been on a diet also and I'm down over 25lbs since mid-January.
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#649690 - 04/07/18 08:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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We had some friends over and drained a few bottles of Stags' Leap cab. Call it inventory reduction. laugh

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#651460 - 06/15/18 05:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I was hungover yesterday and while putting down my return address paying some bills, I wrote down my city as Anchorade, which would be a great name for a locally made beverage.
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#651466 - 06/15/18 06:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
I was hungover yesterday and while putting down my return address paying some bills, I wrote down my city as Anchorade, which would be a great name for a locally made beverage.



And this is different from any other day how? It inspired you to adapt Dave Barry's shtick?
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#651523 - 06/22/18 01:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#651524 - 06/22/18 01:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I have had a few
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#651526 - 06/22/18 03:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
I have had a few fists up my ass


Sorry Bro, too easy to pass up.
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#651527 - 06/22/18 05:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#651528 - 06/22/18 05:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Looks like a night of malt liquor and Thin Lizzy

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#651618 - 07/09/18 08:49 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I'm hiding drinking. Time to knock it on the head..
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#651663 - 07/16/18 06:55 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#651987 - 10/15/18 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#653392 - 01/03/20 05:42 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: mallocup]
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Originally Posted By: mallocup
I'm hiding drinking. Time to knock it on the head..


Haha. This post didn't hold up well!
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#653396 - 01/03/20 05:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: mallocup]
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I am drinking Old Crow because if it was good enough for Ulysses Simpson Grant it is good enough for me.

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#653415 - 01/07/20 05:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Shots of Old Crow chased with Heineken.

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#653867 - 03/20/20 11:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Absolut & Jameson converting factories to produce hand sanitizer.

Glad i am a social drinker, so i didnt need to stock up. Getting drunk while trapped at home with my kid doesnt seem like a good idea.

I would imagine there were a few Chinese apartments they found families dead in when cracked open were the result of booze, not corona virus. Since they ended the China lockdown, divorce rates have spiked and some cities have enacted a 10 divorce per.day limit.
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#653874 - 03/21/20 08:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Without going into further detail I am my ass off after working all week and wrestling yuppies at the food market.
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