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#646209 - 06/21/17 03:43 PM https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov
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https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov

I plan to drive about 300 miles to see this.


Edited by charin (06/21/17 04:54 PM)
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#646222 - 06/21/17 06:36 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Enjoy. Post some pics of it here.
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#646916 - 08/16/17 10:15 AM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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#646952 - 08/18/17 07:03 AM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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During the eclipse, will Donkey Long's puka shell necklace suddenly contract around his neck and strangle him?

Please say "yes" just to humor me. laugh
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#646958 - 08/18/17 01:49 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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I saw a pregnant clip of his slave monkey lover on the tubes last night. Wonder if it's his?
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#646986 - 08/20/17 09:23 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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I swerved for a squirrel the other day and that single act of god
like benevolence made me think... Is there a Ryan Knox that still exists
and if so does he function at a level beyond air filter?
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#647000 - 08/21/17 08:02 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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The eclipse was great! While it was partial we could see cresents on the ground and on my truck. Stuff started looking just weird. It got cooler as it increased. Totality was unbelievable! Darkness, it was just so much different from sundown. I drove over 600 miles today, but it was well worth it. I just can't describe, it's like an acid trip the way things changed.
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#647003 - 08/22/17 01:09 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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We were in Nortonville, Ky. We just pulled into a big, empty lot just south of town and set up in the shade. The owner showed up with a couple women, they were cool. We talked and watched the eclipse together. One of the women alerted us to the cicadas making their noise, which usually happens at night.



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#647063 - 08/27/17 05:46 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
I swerved for a squirrel the other day and that single act of god
like benevolence made me think... Is there a Ryan Knox that still exists
and if so does he function at a level beyond air filter?


The anti-Bungsmell! lol
I got my eclipse glasses via UPS 5 min. before it started. Serendipity.
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#649633 - 04/07/18 12:47 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Well since you asked...

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#649636 - 04/07/18 12:48 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Acting and Producing.

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#649638 - 04/07/18 12:49 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Check out my latest work.


Edited by RyanKnox (04/07/18 01:05 PM)

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#649639 - 04/07/18 12:50 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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On Netflix. Available now.


Edited by RyanKnox (04/07/18 01:25 PM)

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#649657 - 04/07/18 01:51 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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#649658 - 04/07/18 01:52 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Yes, being a featured extra is the equivalent to being a porn mope.

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#649659 - 04/07/18 01:53 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Still better than all of you.

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#649660 - 04/07/18 01:53 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Especially you, Faceblaster.

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#649661 - 04/07/18 01:53 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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No hyperventilating in this one.

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#649663 - 04/07/18 01:54 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Which is nice.

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#649664 - 04/07/18 01:54 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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I did get pissed on though.

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#649665 - 04/07/18 01:55 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Enjoy, losers.

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#649666 - 04/07/18 01:58 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
I did get pissed on though.


In life, in general.

Featured extra? No lines? Brag away, Broccoli.
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#649670 - 04/07/18 04:52 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: faceblaster]
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Ok will do.

You have far less IMDB credits than I do. (A whopping 21) Not sure why you would lie about somethng that's so easy to fact check. I have 163.

You also have ZERO mainstream credits.

I have as many mainstream credits as your bukkake movies (a bukkake movie is about a group of straght men who masturbate together) under my acting stage name, which apparently you weren't smart enough to notice listed right on the 'Amateur' IMDB page.

But yeah good for you.

You're Amazing.

You've also never done any real sex scenes. Ever.

You have creeped out a lot of girls though. And you were the first to get the boot from the biz back when Brazzers came to America with their agenda to ruin porn.

I believe they succeeded. Now it's nothing but incest and sneaky sex. SMH.

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#649673 - 04/07/18 06:06 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Welcome back, Ryan. I have two questions:

1) Why are you still alive, and

2) Why should you be allowed to continue to post here.


I realize, as should you, that the answer to question two depends entirely to the answer to question one. So have at it. Thanks in advance.
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#649677 - 04/07/18 06:46 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
Ok will do.

You have far less IMDB credits than I do. (A whopping 21) Not sure why you would lie about somethng that's so easy to fact check. I have 163.

You also have ZERO mainstream credits.



My credits aren't under faceblaster, snotwad.


Edited by faceblaster (04/07/18 10:00 PM)
Edit Reason: No reason to keep it, you read it and know it by heart
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#649683 - 04/07/18 08:00 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: faceblaster]
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Lol. Show us you fucking liar. Can't wait to see it. Waiting..

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#649691 - 04/07/18 08:11 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Nice to see Knox still can't post. Must have been all that piss he drank in the reverse bukkake.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=602643&page=1
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#649692 - 04/07/18 08:31 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Faceblaster:

Why don't you show us some links to your mainstream work you liar?

You can't because you don't have any.

Because you're a failed bukkake boy. With 21 bukkake credits. As Faceblaster. Which is probably your real name. There are no other pages for you. Just the one with bukkake credits. Lol. That's all.

Not sure where on my IMDB page it says anything about voice over work (you may wanna lay off the crack pipe a little)

You do realize that voice over work pays substantially more than being an extra or a porn mope (which is all you've ever done) don't you? A lot more actually. Your ignorance on what level of work you think voice over is in comparison, only re-affirms that you have absolutely no idea what you"re talking about and are therefore lying about your own experiences.

Also, if you could try to shave down your responses by a paragraph or two, it would be really neat.

I guess you had a hard time reading all the Netflix and Amazon credits on my page. None of which are 'extra' or 'amateur' entries as you dishonestly described them to be. I only have 2 'uncredited' roles. But I also know you try to play dumb for everyone here.

You're a phony though. Nobody's buying it. And you're not nearly as smart as I thought back when everyone made fun of you on set behind your back.

Anyway, I do get a kick out of reading all the fan fiction you write about me. So much detail and back story. I imagine it can be very time consuming coming up with all of that. Keep up the great work.

You're a ridiculous person.

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#649694 - 04/08/18 12:53 AM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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^-- this is not Cryin Knox. It's a Brendan Irons troll.

HERPES HERPES HERPES HERPES HERPES
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if i was a porn chick i'd bring some leopards and a barbary lion to every set. if i had to have sex in a pool, maybe a bull/zambeze shark since they'd live long enough to eat steve holmes in the fresh water. -- jamesn

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#650493 - 05/15/18 09:58 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
I did get pissed on though.


Somehow not surprised, my broccoli branded friend. You sir are a piss magnet. goldershowers
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