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#646209 - 06/21/17 03:43 PM https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov
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https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov

I plan to drive about 300 miles to see this.


Edited by charin (06/21/17 04:54 PM)
Edit Reason: plan
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#646222 - 06/21/17 06:36 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Enjoy. Post some pics of it here.
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#646916 - 08/16/17 10:15 AM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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#646952 - 08/18/17 07:03 AM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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During the eclipse, will Donkey Long's puka shell necklace suddenly contract around his neck and strangle him?

Please say "yes" just to humor me. laugh

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#646958 - 08/18/17 01:49 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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I saw a pregnant clip of his slave monkey lover on the tubes last night. Wonder if it's his?
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#646986 - 08/20/17 09:23 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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I swerved for a squirrel the other day and that single act of god
like benevolence made me think... Is there a Ryan Knox that still exists
and if so does he function at a level beyond air filter?
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#647000 - 08/21/17 08:02 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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The eclipse was great! While it was partial we could see cresents on the ground and on my truck. Stuff started looking just weird. It got cooler as it increased. Totality was unbelievable! Darkness, it was just so much different from sundown. I drove over 600 miles today, but it was well worth it. I just can't describe, it's like an acid trip the way things changed.
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#647003 - 08/22/17 01:09 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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We were in Nortonville, Ky. We just pulled into a big, empty lot just south of town and set up in the shade. The owner showed up with a couple women, they were cool. We talked and watched the eclipse together. One of the women alerted us to the cicadas making their noise, which usually happens at night.



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#647063 - 08/27/17 05:46 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
I swerved for a squirrel the other day and that single act of god
like benevolence made me think... Is there a Ryan Knox that still exists
and if so does he function at a level beyond air filter?


The anti-Bungsmell! lol
I got my eclipse glasses via UPS 5 min. before it started. Serendipity.
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#649633 - 04/07/18 12:47 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Well since you asked...

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#649636 - 04/07/18 12:48 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Acting and Producing.

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#649638 - 04/07/18 12:49 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Check out my latest work.


Edited by RyanKnox (04/07/18 01:05 PM)

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#649639 - 04/07/18 12:50 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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On Netflix. Available now.


Edited by RyanKnox (04/07/18 01:25 PM)

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#649657 - 04/07/18 01:51 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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#649658 - 04/07/18 01:52 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
RyanKnox Offline
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Yes, being a featured extra is the equivalent to being a porn mope.

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#649659 - 04/07/18 01:53 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Still better than all of you.

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#649660 - 04/07/18 01:53 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Especially you, Faceblaster.

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#649661 - 04/07/18 01:53 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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No hyperventilating in this one.

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#649663 - 04/07/18 01:54 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Which is nice.

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#649664 - 04/07/18 01:54 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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I did get pissed on though.

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#649665 - 04/07/18 01:55 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Enjoy, losers.

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#649666 - 04/07/18 01:58 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
I did get pissed on though.


In life, in general.

Featured extra? No lines? Brag away, Broccoli.
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#649673 - 04/07/18 06:06 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Welcome back, Ryan. I have two questions:

1) Why are you still alive, and

2) Why should you be allowed to continue to post here.


I realize, as should you, that the answer to question two depends entirely to the answer to question one. So have at it. Thanks in advance.
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#649677 - 04/07/18 06:46 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
Ok will do.

You have far less IMDB credits than I do. (A whopping 21) Not sure why you would lie about somethng that's so easy to fact check. I have 163.

You also have ZERO mainstream credits.



My credits aren't under faceblaster, snotwad.


Edited by faceblaster (04/07/18 10:00 PM)
Edit Reason: No reason to keep it, you read it and know it by heart
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#649683 - 04/07/18 08:00 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: faceblaster]
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Lol. Show us you fucking liar. Can't wait to see it. Waiting..

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#649691 - 04/07/18 08:11 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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Nice to see Knox still can't post. Must have been all that piss he drank in the reverse bukkake.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=602643&page=1

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#649694 - 04/08/18 12:53 AM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
Willie D Offline

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^-- this is not Cryin Knox. It's a Brendan Irons troll.

HERPES HERPES HERPES HERPES HERPES

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#650493 - 05/15/18 09:58 PM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: RyanKnox]
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Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
I did get pissed on though.


Somehow not surprised, my broccoli branded friend. You sir are a piss magnet. goldershowers
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#652133 - 12/16/18 04:39 AM Re: https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov [Re: charin]
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What does this got to do with porn?
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