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#637740 - 05/28/16 07:33 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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^LOL

The actual posts are still there. So It's easy to figure out the number of posts prior to the date of the glitch. Just go to user posts and multiply the number of pages by the number of posts per page, up to the date of the glitch. I could probably total up all the regs like that in a couple of hours.

What little I know about code, I figure it would be easier to re-write, say, the top 20 posters' counts than to take the whole board offline, which, as Jerky says, would also mean we lose all the last months' posts. And meanwhile, use the numbers in the custom title, like "Super jesus +9,457 posts" or something like that.


Beats things staying as they are.
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#637742 - 05/28/16 07:53 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Also, and thanks to Claude for reminding me, What do we want to replace that horrible fucking banner that Steve C. dumped on us. I have, somewhere, the old Whores Degraded Daily banner, but Jeff wanted that down during his trial. I looked for the "Relax it's Not Your Daughter" banner, but all I got was pictures of Ceara.

We should replace that shit, but with what? You guys got any ideas?
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#637766 - 05/28/16 10:17 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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I'll think of something over the weekend. &#127881;

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#637810 - 05/29/16 06:53 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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I appreciate your all's attention to this.
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#637816 - 05/29/16 07:25 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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No problem BDM. Just created a formula in excel and plugged in the numbers. Got halfway through my initial list and will finish after I make Frittata. Too hot to do it yesterday so I'm doing it this AM while it's still bearable.

Edit: Never Mind. UNDNYC fixed 'em.


Edited by J.B. (05/29/16 11:41 AM)
Edit Reason: Dude Fixed Post Count
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#637850 - 05/29/16 10:14 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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New design updates, pervs. Hope you like it.

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#637854 - 05/30/16 06:13 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Nice work, dude. Maybe the edti, reply, etc. buttons at the bottom of the posts should be shaded grey as well, like the previous topic, index, next topic buttons are shaded immediately below the last post. But otherwise, it beats that yellow, mustard-ish color that looked a lot like someone's Dijon Dungeon.
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#637857 - 05/30/16 06:34 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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The site looks way better. Thanks for the new banner and other design changes. Everything looks a lot better already.

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#637911 - 05/30/16 01:20 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Great. Im glad you guys like it.

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#637948 - 05/31/16 02:03 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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New theme looks great but you should still add tags for YouTube, url, img and what not. That would be the biggest improvement. I assume it would take a major overhaul to a newer version of phpbb though.
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#637967 - 05/31/16 08:27 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
New theme looks great but you should still add tags for YouTube, url, img and what not. That would be the biggest improvement. I assume it would take a major overhaul to a newer version of phpbb though.


I think the marriage to this software is the ad space in the margins. If it wasn't for the ads, I'd just chip in to upgrade to xenforo, which makes tags moot, because you can just cut and paste links and it will automatically embed media from youtube to vine to tweets to imgur albums.
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#637969 - 05/31/16 08:31 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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I'll see if that can be done.

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#637971 - 05/31/16 09:41 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'll see if that can be done.


It is $140 for the license and 1 yr of support.
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#637984 - 05/31/16 03:59 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'll see if that can be done.

That's very nice of you
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#637985 - 05/31/16 04:01 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Also if we're reporting weird issues when I first tried to quote Gia all of the sudden her comments was inside like four quote boxes
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#637990 - 05/31/16 04:55 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Also if we're reporting weird issues when I first tried to quote Gia all of the sudden her comments was inside like four quote boxes


That's a new one by me. Is that before or after hitting Submit? Also, were you posting on your phone or on a computer?
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#638016 - 05/31/16 08:22 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Also if we're reporting weird issues when I first tried to quote Gia all of the sudden her comments was inside like four quote boxes


Doing this on my phone. Not having this issue. Weird.

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#638021 - 05/31/16 08:29 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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^ I meant Fat Bloody Fingers. Problem's on his end. What are you posting on, dude?

Chuck, your screen still too wide?
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#638023 - 05/31/16 08:39 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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If you refuse to go with this excellent banner then I propose the point of view of a lady during an upsidedown head throat fucking. Gravity defying scrotum leaping "skyward" dead center framed on either side by hairy thighs. And perhaps the hint of inverted lights and other equiptment behind the giant scrotum.
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#638035 - 05/31/16 09:39 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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iPhone with Safari. Accidentally had returned the cursor to the start of the sentence. I thought maybe it was an accidental copy and paste but it only repeated the [quote][/quote] nested inside each other with her text in the middle not repeated? I don't fucking know
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#638038 - 05/31/16 11:35 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: J.B.]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
^ I meant Fat Bloody Fingers. Problem's on his end. What are you posting on, dude?

Chuck, your screen still too wide?


Yeah. Safari browser on a MacBook Pro.
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#638054 - 06/01/16 09:12 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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The old header/banner is still visible on the screen that leads to the forum/message board. Did this banner also get updated or is it waiting the final version of the banner? Cleared all caches and tried the site with Chrome, IE, Mozilla and Edge.



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Description: banner




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#638057 - 06/01/16 09:22 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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I need a way to get into that part. I don't think Jeff has a new webmaster yet and not sure if TRPWL has access.

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#638059 - 06/01/16 09:26 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
New theme looks great but you should still add tags for YouTube, url, img and what not. That would be the biggest improvement. I assume it would take a major overhaul to a newer version of phpbb though.


We've always had a YouTube tag. 5th box from the left.

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#638078 - 06/01/16 10:17 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
New theme looks great but you should still add tags for YouTube, url, img and what not. That would be the biggest improvement. I assume it would take a major overhaul to a newer version of phpbb though.


We've always had a YouTube tag. 5th box from the left.

Ah I see thanks
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#638087 - 06/02/16 08:28 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I need a way to get into that part. I don't think Jeff has a new webmaster yet and not sure if TRPWL has access.

Ah, AOK.
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#638132 - 06/03/16 05:17 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Some updated links would be cool as well. I'd like to see some links to get rare dvds and the like. Diabolik comes to mind. Alternative Cinema and such.
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#638136 - 06/03/16 05:51 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Same design, but with free fonts. Dude does good work:

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#638137 - 06/03/16 05:55 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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It don't stretch the page no more.
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#638183 - 06/04/16 03:03 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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OK is anyone having a problem with being returned to the forum automatically after posting a pic. Mine has stopped working completely.
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#638187 - 06/04/16 05:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Instead of the thread?
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#638233 - 06/05/16 08:42 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Yeah back to the thread. Sorry that wasn't clear. It just stays on the you will be returned page.
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#638248 - 06/06/16 05:46 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Not getting it in Chrome. What's your Browser, BDM?
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#638249 - 06/06/16 06:33 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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BDM is using Netscape on a monochrome Wang computer.
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#638253 - 06/06/16 06:53 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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That new? I'm surprised his computer isn't personally signed by Samuel F. B. Morse.
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#638336 - 06/08/16 07:15 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Nah Morse code and DOS looks whacked.
Firefox cause lately Chrome has been flakey as hell for me.
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#638343 - 06/08/16 11:39 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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I also use Firefox cause Chrome is a RAM hog and was fucking up my work email.

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#638348 - 06/08/16 12:51 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
BDM is using Netscape on a monochrome Wang computer.
[Beavis} heh heh heh...you said wang. [/Beavis]
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#638352 - 06/08/16 07:23 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Chico? He dead.
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#638401 - 06/10/16 01:26 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Chico said that Haley still hasn't gotten over him holding the pillow over her face while "giving her some candy for baby".

I asked Chico if he still had any drugs on him he could share. He's as cheap as Iron but at least he didn't demand that I give up the ass.

And people think the afterlife is all about forgiveness.

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#638405 - 06/10/16 03:21 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Wasn't Chico accused of pistol whipping Haley? Can't even keep his story straight after he's dead.

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#648008 - 11/08/17 02:42 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Getting an image not found box for the header.
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#648014 - 11/08/17 05:41 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Works fine for me. Didja clear the cache?
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#648016 - 11/08/17 08:55 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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not working here either. MS Edge/IE
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#648019 - 11/09/17 01:49 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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Seems fixed now.
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#648180 - 11/26/17 11:30 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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#648181 - 11/26/17 11:30 AM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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God damnit
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#648195 - 11/26/17 11:37 PM Re: XXXporntalk.com [Re: backdoorman]
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replace the slanted apostrophes with straight ones. Same for quotes.
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