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#532113 - 10/19/11 04:57 PM Spirituality
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What does it mean to you?
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#532114 - 10/19/11 06:45 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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See image.

Anyone who wants to talk to me about spirituality is my cue to brace myself for a torrent of goofy woo woo bullshit. I lump the idea in with practices like crystal healing or reading tea leaves.

The word itself has supernatural connotations and I don't accept the supernatural.



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#532134 - 10/20/11 01:33 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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You're a wise man cqd.

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#532142 - 10/20/11 05:04 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: Whore Strangler]
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#532357 - 10/22/11 10:17 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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ya th^t sucked....

and since theres no occupy wall street thread(miss you elabo) i somehow feel compelled to share here...



long story short(see first 6 seconds)..god is in you and if you can't find him there go ahead and notify a moderator because it's all good in this neighborhood.
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#532365 - 10/23/11 04:40 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Yeah, it's in me, but covered up with other crap.
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#557857 - 06/27/12 08:16 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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"This is my simple religion.
There is no need for temples;
no need for complicated philosophy.
Our own brain, our own heart is our temple;
the philosophy is kindness."
-Dalai Lama
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#557860 - 06/27/12 08:57 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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i hope Yoko sues the balls off of that barefoot robed faggot.
kindness equals donations, yes?.
at least john was a pure capitalist that used the hippy culture to make a buck. there's honor in that.

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#557861 - 06/27/12 09:01 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Apparently John Lennon cut a check to the IRA every Christmas. Give peace a chance, kids!
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#557863 - 06/27/12 09:05 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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so he sponsored something that gave that fucken hammerhead bono something to sing about. circle of life.
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#557867 - 06/27/12 10:02 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: LouCypher]
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here's another twist on spirituality... in a revised first person view almost like the bible pretends to be...
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#558068 - 07/02/12 01:53 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
What does it mean to you?


I believe in many gods. the good hair god. the parking god. the yesss thank god my paycheck came early god. the available daylight and the model's on time god. the free tickets to steel panther god. lots of gods. yeah.

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#558077 - 07/02/12 07:10 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Wrong, whore. There is only one god. His name is Lemmy.
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#558080 - 07/02/12 08:09 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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What no OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD orgasm God ?
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#558081 - 07/02/12 08:57 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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i prefer the please don't let that cop call out the helicopter god..i beginning to suspect that that god isnt real tho..
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#559705 - 07/15/12 11:51 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: TRPWL]
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#559752 - 07/15/12 04:38 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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It says I'm a Sage. Interesting

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#559753 - 07/15/12 05:10 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: gia jordan]
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I am also rated Sage by that test
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#559754 - 07/15/12 05:31 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Me too.
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#559769 - 07/15/12 07:32 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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I dunno.

The Bongos came by to do what they do best. When the SO talked to B Boi, he told her he was just waiting for B Girl to get home from church. I said "Church? God doesn't want to hear anything she prays". Apparently the SO doesn't think God is as judgemental as I do.
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#559856 - 07/16/12 03:29 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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"You are a Mystic"
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#559921 - 07/17/12 02:00 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Wrong, whore. There is only one god. His name is Lemmy.


I would've said Ronnie James Dio. Does that mean our tribes have to cut each others heads off now?

I envy people who have a real faith and live it. Crutch, whatever. If it makes you happy and gives you peace in yourself, more power, brother. I think what probably keeps me from that faith is my inability to believe in a Deity that would shoulder my burden, as it were. I envy their peace. I know the path to. I just can't go down it, for whatever reason.
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#559945 - 07/17/12 09:48 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Mystic !
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#562010 - 08/02/12 06:37 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: backdoorman]
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Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lion and discovered Rastafari. Good short write-up on the Rastas: CNN Link.
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#562017 - 08/02/12 08:18 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lion and discovered Rastafari. Good short write-up on the Rastas: CNN Link.


Ok, dumbest thing ever and here's why:

Snoop should change his entire name because a lion is a cat. DUH.

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#562052 - 08/03/12 07:22 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: gia jordan]
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Quote:
Snoop said this week that he had no plans on recording a reggae album in Jamaica but that, "When the spirit called me and basically told me to find something that is connected toward the Bob Marley spirit, because I've always said I was Bob Marley reincarnated."


I suppose it will be too much to ask for a political assassination attempt.
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#562135 - 08/04/12 10:00 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin



Just as I suspected:



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#562738 - 08/10/12 02:21 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Cultivate the Inner Smile
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#562867 - 08/12/12 02:04 AM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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Funny!

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#648107 - 11/16/17 01:27 PM Re: Spirituality [Re: charin]
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