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#646929 - 08/16/17 07:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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That looks good, but any recommendations in the $20 to $40 (US) dollar range?
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#646931 - 08/16/17 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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You can't Panzer whiskey, Blue.
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#646946 - 08/17/17 03:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Those are canuckistan prices. We pay an asston of tax here. Prob cheaper where you are.
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#647050 - 08/27/17 02:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Cheap whores

Cheap booze

I've fallen off the wagon a bit.
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#647051 - 08/27/17 02:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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The lady at the gas station thought it was funny when I couldn't find the rubbers.

The hooker sucked my dick with a condom on

She said it was a good thing because I came buckets in it and she doesn't like slimy things.
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#647064 - 08/27/17 05:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Hates herself then huh?
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#647069 - 08/27/17 10:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Anyone that has sex with me must hate themselves.
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#647124 - 09/01/17 07:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
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Unless you're into serious financial commitments that
should be what you're shooting for.

CL's... by the 30 pack.
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#647138 - 09/02/17 08:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Been a couple days for me. I've been on a bud lite kick lately.
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#647153 - 09/03/17 12:42 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Friend from new job came over depressed because his stereo blew up and apparently flames came out of it. Plus he has a second kid on the way and he is broke and his brother almost killed two people last week and was in the mental hospital for a few days. He bought a six pack which I offered to chip in on but he insisted on paying for and gave me most of the bottles. He played guitar and I drummed because he's a lot better guitar player and I'm barely above the level of mongaloid behind the kit so it worked out okay.
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#647156 - 09/03/17 06:10 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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You in a band?
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#647157 - 09/03/17 07:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I have several one man projects and used to be in a stupid cover band with neighbors. This is more just jamming to let off steam. I've also collaborated with other noisecore idiots via file sharing.
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#647275 - 09/09/17 08:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Found my old DEEP FRIED EMBRYO shirts. Drinking some 40's and listening to Anthrax's among the living on tape.
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#647345 - 09/15/17 06:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
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C'mon, I'm trying to live vicariously through you degenerates.

Give this a listen, it rocks.

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#647346 - 09/15/17 06:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Okay Chuck, here ya go: Today I had the most insanely delicious Chocolate Stout at the beer stand at the food court at Brooklyn's City Point. I'm just gonna call it a lifechanging Disneyland for adults, and it's spitting distance from my office. drunky
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#647349 - 09/15/17 07:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I think I'd pass on chocolate beer.
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#647350 - 09/15/17 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I didn't say beer, I said Stout! I'd be happy to let you taste the difference. grin
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#647355 - 09/16/17 05:08 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: J.B.]
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Try harder. Here's a suggestion:

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#647370 - 09/16/17 07:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#647376 - 09/17/17 07:13 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Guinness and prime rib is da bomb
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#647382 - 09/17/17 10:39 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Had some beers w/ JB last night in Brooklyn. Bar had the coolest beer tap ever.

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#647383 - 09/17/17 10:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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^ Good times. drunky
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#647387 - 09/17/17 11:53 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.
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#647391 - 09/17/17 06:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.


pix or stfu
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#647392 - 09/17/17 07:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.


pix or stfu


The internet can't handle man tits that big
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#647393 - 09/17/17 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#647399 - 09/18/17 01:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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barf5

Toss up whether it is worse to see that before bed or during breakfast in the morning.

You coulda made it less painful and hooked yer t-shirt under the titty, ya know.

Yer the real deal though. I won't question you again. When Figgs gets paroled, I'll get you the # for a therapist who wears vibrating panties during yer appointments.
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#647400 - 09/18/17 01:47 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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I'm so hardcore, my left man boob weighs 666lbs
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#647413 - 09/18/17 03:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Figgs said he was 400lbs, you got him beat?
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#647415 - 09/18/17 07:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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I've never been that massive.
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#647446 - 09/22/17 07:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Sobieski vodka for me tonight.
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#647552 - 10/01/17 05:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
I've never been that massive.

At least it ain't a BI dick pic. If its like mine it looks like a little bird in a turtleneck sittin in its nest. You got me beat for moobs big time doh.
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#647622 - 10/07/17 12:36 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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My moobs were shrunken down when I was losing all my weight due to the hyperthyroidism but my heart was going to jackhammer out of my chest. You can't see it in the pic but the man tit that's poking out got the worst of the drunken chest gouging and those scars are a little more visible than the rest which aren't much of any thing because all the cuts were just bad scratches that looked worse than they were. I do have a pretty big scar on my one man tit from giving myself a second degree burn that took over a month to heel. It's a 2 inch long half inch wide ugly red blob. I'm a fucking mess.

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#647634 - 10/07/17 03:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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No drinking for me for a little bit. Just had a bad kidney stone that they had to go in and get. Got an infection and had a violent reaction to the antibiotic. Hasn't been a good week.
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#647635 - 10/07/17 04:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Sorry to hear that, but don't worry, I more than covered you this afternoon. drunky
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#647636 - 10/07/17 05:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: KidRibz]
KidRibz Offline
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Believe me J.B. I'm bitter about it.
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#647678 - 10/11/17 09:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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Ezra Brooks and burnettes. This won't end well
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#647686 - 10/12/17 07:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: KidRibz]
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Originally Posted By: KidRibz
No drinking for me for a little bit. Just had a bad kidney stone that they had to go in and get. Got an infection and had a violent reaction to the antibiotic. Hasn't been a good week.


Errrr u don't live in the Knoxville area by any chance do ya?
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#647687 - 10/12/17 07:45 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Ezra Brooks and burnettes. This won't end well


The porcelain god needs worship.
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#647691 - 10/12/17 04:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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Nothing much happened. I got drunk and listened to music. Not drunk to the point of becoming a belligerent chair throwing self mutilating pile of shit.

Play list was:

The Dwarves "blood guts and pussy"
Blood Duster "Yeest"
Pantera "The Great Southern Trendkill"
Pestilence "Consuming Impulse"
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#647696 - 10/12/17 08:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#647699 - 10/12/17 10:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: backdoorman]
KidRibz Offline
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
No drinking for me for a little bit. Just had a bad kidney stone that they had to go in and get. Got an infection and had a violent reaction to the antibiotic. Hasn't been a good week.


Errrr u don't live in the Knoxville area by any chance do ya?


Nope, nowhere near Knoxville.
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#647773 - 10/18/17 09:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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K I met a dude with the same exact side story the other day.
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#647783 - 10/19/17 08:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I'm drinking an alcoholic Roy Rodgers.
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