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#646929 - 08/16/17 07:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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That looks good, but any recommendations in the $20 to $40 (US) dollar range?
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#646931 - 08/16/17 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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You can't Panzer whiskey, Blue.
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#646946 - 08/17/17 03:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Those are canuckistan prices. We pay an asston of tax here. Prob cheaper where you are.
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#647050 - 08/27/17 02:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Cheap whores

Cheap booze

I've fallen off the wagon a bit.
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#647051 - 08/27/17 02:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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The lady at the gas station thought it was funny when I couldn't find the rubbers.

The hooker sucked my dick with a condom on

She said it was a good thing because I came buckets in it and she doesn't like slimy things.
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#647064 - 08/27/17 05:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Hates herself then huh?
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#647069 - 08/27/17 10:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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Anyone that has sex with me must hate themselves.
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#647124 - 09/01/17 07:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
Unless you're into serious financial commitments that
should be what you're shooting for.

CL's... by the 30 pack.
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#647138 - 09/02/17 08:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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Been a couple days for me. I've been on a bud lite kick lately.
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#647153 - 09/03/17 12:42 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Friend from new job came over depressed because his stereo blew up and apparently flames came out of it. Plus he has a second kid on the way and he is broke and his brother almost killed two people last week and was in the mental hospital for a few days. He bought a six pack which I offered to chip in on but he insisted on paying for and gave me most of the bottles. He played guitar and I drummed because he's a lot better guitar player and I'm barely above the level of mongaloid behind the kit so it worked out okay.
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#647156 - 09/03/17 06:10 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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You in a band?
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#647157 - 09/03/17 07:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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I have several one man projects and used to be in a stupid cover band with neighbors. This is more just jamming to let off steam. I've also collaborated with other noisecore idiots via file sharing.
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#647275 - 09/09/17 08:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Found my old DEEP FRIED EMBRYO shirts. Drinking some 40's and listening to Anthrax's among the living on tape.
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#647345 - 09/15/17 06:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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C'mon, I'm trying to live vicariously through you degenerates.

Give this a listen, it rocks.

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#647346 - 09/15/17 06:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Okay Chuck, here ya go: Today I had the most insanely delicious Chocolate Stout at the beer stand at the food court at Brooklyn's City Point. I'm just gonna call it a lifechanging Disneyland for adults, and it's spitting distance from my office. drunky
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#647349 - 09/15/17 07:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
charin Offline
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I think I'd pass on chocolate beer.
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#647350 - 09/15/17 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I didn't say beer, I said Stout! I'd be happy to let you taste the difference. grin
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#647355 - 09/16/17 05:08 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: J.B.]
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Try harder. Here's a suggestion:

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#647370 - 09/16/17 07:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#647376 - 09/17/17 07:13 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Guinness and prime rib is da bomb
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#647382 - 09/17/17 10:39 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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Had some beers w/ JB last night in Brooklyn. Bar had the coolest beer tap ever.

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#647383 - 09/17/17 10:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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^ Good times. drunky
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#647387 - 09/17/17 11:53 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.
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#647391 - 09/17/17 06:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.


pix or stfu
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#647392 - 09/17/17 07:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
CxGxPx Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.


pix or stfu


The internet can't handle man tits that big
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#647393 - 09/17/17 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#647399 - 09/18/17 01:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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barf5

Toss up whether it is worse to see that before bed or during breakfast in the morning.

You coulda made it less painful and hooked yer t-shirt under the titty, ya know.

Yer the real deal though. I won't question you again. When Figgs gets paroled, I'll get you the # for a therapist who wears vibrating panties during yer appointments.
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#647400 - 09/18/17 01:47 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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I'm so hardcore, my left man boob weighs 666lbs
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#647413 - 09/18/17 03:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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Figgs said he was 400lbs, you got him beat?
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#647415 - 09/18/17 07:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
CxGxPx Offline
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I've never been that massive.
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#647446 - 43 minutes 15 seconds ago Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Sobieski vodka for me tonight.
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