Some old Max Hardcore video where he asked why he doesn't just do full blown scat scenes considering the copious amounts of piss and puke flying around in front of his view finder and his response is "shit stinks and isn't sexy". I know it's subjective but I can't be the only person who finds the odor of upchuck to be more grotesque than fecal matter. Especially when you're fucking a woman who is drenched head to toe in her own chyme and you are also covered in it from the waste down. And I don't think it would be any more traumatic to the female to empty your bowels on them compared to things like shove a handful of their own vomit back into their mouths or cunts (all things I've seen mr Little do) the "clean up" behind the scenes section of one of the more infamous Catalina shoots where they are scooping the crud up by hand out of the yellow couch cushions and she says "we should have a drain in the Middle of the floor" says it all.

Old Al Borda fucking Tammy Anne and Little Cinderella scene had some gems of dialogue like:

"Open it up more"
"I don't want to cut your penis with my finger nails"
"Don't worry about my penis, cut that fucking thing"

And she says later: "is that all you got?"

"Tammy shut the fuck up, you've got a hand and a cock going up your pussy"

And when she's going to town on little Cinderella she slaps her forehead in a cute way only she could pull off and says "it's a little tiny baby pussy!"

Al: "I've seen bigger pussies on chickens"

I miss that whore.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. I'm sure most of you have seen mountains more filth than I have and should be able to fill an encyclopedia in here.

I've never found humor in pornography. Only tragedy, horror, sadness, dissettlement, and profound, troubling arousal. But never, ever humor. The closest thing to humor I ever experienced in pornography was a scene in which Jerry Butler injaculated onto a black woman's large breasts and cried out "Seabiscuit!" as he did so.

There's a lot of humor in porn albeit mostly unintentional.

The Donkey Long outtakes from Reverse Bukkake that Malice posted here. Donkey actually vomited on himself.

Willie, post the Serpico picture and that picture of Brianna Iron meatgazing during a gangbang with laserbeams coming out of his eyes.

Kelly Wells aka Frank Serpico: thread



I can't find the Brendan Metagazer pic right now.

Another good one is the scene where Steve Holmes and some dude were DPing a whore, and the other mope pulled out and jizzed all over Holmes' face.

There's a pretty good outtake of a drunk James Deen getting sick and puking all over Brooklyn Lee in the middle of a scene. Turns out she's a sympathetic puker, so she then pukes while screaming "what the fuck?!" into the air. Not gonna pretend I didn't laugh at the whole thing.

I would say it serves Holmes right, but he probably enjoyed it.

Rebecca Linares gang bang. She's riding a guy in her ass and the guy in her pussy switches with another guy. New guy starts with this one stroke in pull out, one stroke in pull out bullshit. Linares looks at him and says "What the fuck are you doing, fishing?"

Funniest thing that I have ever heard wa Nikita Denise try to form a complete sentence.

In an old Ed Wood porno. Girl was asked if she was ok. She says "fine if you like being manhandled by a couple animal trainers"

Same scene. Setting was a really tacky hippie dive living room replete with tacky dirty looking couch. An equally tacky painting kept falling off the wall and hitting the girl in the head. She put it back up a couple times in mid fuck. Hilarious. Ed Wood in a nut shell. And, of course, it wasn't intentional.

This girl's voice (Lucy Doll)

That girl is on myfreecams daily and I think that's her real voice. As much as people mock her, she maintains character. Billy Watson told me he turned her away when she was not able to do an adult voice for his sites.

Ah jeez, she lost work due to her voice? I thought it was a put on since she plays the sweet innocent girl.