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#231401 - 03/26/07 06:40 PM Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
Willie D Offline
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According to IAFD, our little girl is all grown up at 24 now. She's lived a rich full life to this point, and I hope you are filled with warmth, love, and bliss.



Modelling is glamrous:



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#231402 - 03/26/07 08:16 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Registered: 07/06/05
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i want to punch her in the back of the head so hard
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#231403 - 03/26/07 08:25 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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#231404 - 03/26/07 08:45 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
zenman Offline
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I still haven't received my copy from eBay dammit. I need stroke material.
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#231405 - 03/27/07 01:55 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
gia jordan Offline
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I hear Steven gave her a beautiful ring.
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#231406 - 03/27/07 02:55 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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I hear Steven gave her a beautiful ring.




He certainly knows how to make a good impression....
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#231407 - 03/27/07 03:01 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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He certainly knows how to make a good impression....




You only get one chance to make a first impression.
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#231408 - 03/27/07 08:25 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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That whore is beyond worthless. It makes me happy knowing shes addicted to Meth and sucks off truck drivers for food stamps.
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#231409 - 03/27/07 01:10 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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That whore is beyond worthless. It makes me happy knowing shes addicted to Meth and sucks off truck drivers for food stamps.




Anyone have a list of her favorite truck stops?

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#231410 - 03/27/07 03:10 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Amazing how she's gone on to anchor SNL's "Weekend Update" and appear in that Will Ferrell skating movie from such humble and humiliating beginnings.

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#231411 - 12/07/07 01:46 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Anyone think this is strokable?

http://www.filecabi.net/video/2209370489.html
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#231412 - 12/08/07 05:44 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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#231413 - 12/08/07 01:17 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Did she eat 5 bags of marshmallows for lunch or something?



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#231414 - 12/08/07 03:21 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
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Quote:

Anyone think this is strokable?

http://www.filecabi.net/video/2209370489.html





Quite strokable. Brimming with redeeming social values. I've never cared much for extremealex, but extremeholly rocked. What happened to that crazy whore?
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#231415 - 12/09/07 03:34 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Yeah, Happy Birthday Whore!! Alex rocks!!



What a beat up looking whore!! Gotta Fuckin love it!
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#231416 - 12/09/07 03:52 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
zenman Offline
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When she's like 35 people will look at her and say "who the fuck would put her in a porn movie."
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#231417 - 12/09/07 04:15 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
jesus, drug riddled whores shouldnt be so dam chubby

the meth pimples are a nice touch.
britney spears lame hair dye job and all
im in awe.
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#231418 - 12/09/07 04:40 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Quote:

When she's like 35 people will look at her and say "who the fuck would put her in a porn movie."


that could be said right now. wtf is on her ass cheeks? Those are awful large pimple, look like cysts, she is fucking horrible, she looks stoned out of her fucking mind.

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#231419 - 12/10/07 01:46 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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That is one ugly motherfucker. I wouldn't touch her with Ryan's. Not that I'd be able to. Be like trying to point with a piece of rope.
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#231420 - 12/10/07 03:49 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8154
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.
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#231421 - 12/10/07 03:57 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
gia jordan Offline
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I just scrolled backwards from the bottom of screen up, and thought this was a scat scene. AND I was eating chocolate. Thanks a lot, assholes.
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#231422 - 12/10/07 05:23 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
Willie D Offline
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That's been around here for a few years. The whore she puked on used to post here, Mandy Taylor.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=websites&Number=120966
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#231423 - 12/10/07 05:42 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1667
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

I just scrolled backwards from the bottom of screen up, and thought this was a scat scene.




So, what you're saying is you saw a black man and automatically thought "piece of shit". Boy, is Tritone gonna be pissed.

Alex is really starting to look like one of those strung-out gals you see working at those run down, 24 hour gas and mini-mart places at 2:30 in the morning.
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#231424 - 12/11/07 01:42 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.




Could be...the moment I saw her ass, I immediately thought of that picture of Lara Roxx's ass outbreak (which I'm not going to dig up and post in case Gia is still eating ).

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#231425 - 12/11/07 08:30 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Quote:

That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.




If she doesnt, she should.
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#231426 - 12/11/07 12:10 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Quote:

Quote:

That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.




If she doesnt, she should.


if she doesn't yet, she will.
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#231427 - 12/11/07 12:17 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Registered: 10/01/07
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.




If she doesnt, she should.


if she doesn't yet, she will.




If she won't, her children will.

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#231428 - 12/11/07 01:32 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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If you think this joke hasn't ran it's course yet, it has.
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#231429 - 12/11/07 08:08 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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She's never been my favorite, but I just watched her scene in Baker's Dozen and she was actually kind of cute, in a bubbly sorority girl kind of way.
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#231430 - 12/12/07 12:11 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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I look forward to Moblem posting about Alex soon.
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#231431 - 12/12/07 04:57 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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#231432 - 12/25/07 07:43 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
It was dairy queen not marshmallows

Quote:

That's been around here for a few years. The whore she puked on used to post here, Mandy Taylor.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=websites&Number=120966


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#231433 - 12/27/07 09:16 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Quote:

I look forward to Moblem posting about Alex soon.




We all do.
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#231434 - 01/30/08 06:19 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

That whore has AIDS; I'm certain of it.




If she doesnt, she should.


if she doesn't yet, she will.




If she won't, her children will.




I read somewhere that she's preggers.

No word on who the lucky ex-con is.

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#231435 - 01/30/08 06:25 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14139
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Quote:

I read somewhere that she's preggers.

No word on who the lucky ex-con is.




Maybe they can punch her in the head instead of giving her an epidural.
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#231436 - 02/06/08 08:36 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
Jeff Steward Offline
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Even better, hopefully someone will punch that worthless whore in the stomach. In a perfect world, human garbage like Alex Devine wont be able to have kids.
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#231437 - 02/10/08 11:45 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
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Extreme Alex dvd's are being released. Think she will see any of the money?
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#231438 - 02/11/08 07:24 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine
gia jordan Offline
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Alex seems like the type of girl whose life is going nowhere and thinks having a child will knock some sense into her. Oh, wait...
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#634038 - 03/08/16 06:50 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine [Re: gia jordan]
Willie D Offline
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Bump because Alex's birthday is coming up soon. Happy birthday, sweetie. I hope porn and hooking turned into a good way to make meth money...except you probably blew the money on Snickers and Mountain Dew. bigpimpin
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#634053 - 03/08/16 11:27 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine [Re: Jeff Steward]
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Originally Posted By: Jeff Steward
Even better, hopefully someone will punch that worthless whore in the stomach. In a perfect world, human garbage like Alex Devine wont be able to have kids. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />



That is awful.
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#634065 - 03/09/16 06:44 AM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine [Re: windsock]
Willie D Offline
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Originally Posted By: windsock
Originally Posted By: Jeff Steward
Even better, hopefully someone will punch that worthless whore in the stomach. In a perfect world, human garbage like Alex Devine wont be able to have kids. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />



That is awful.
Barney! bentoverbanana
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#644946 - 04/10/17 10:03 PM Re: Happy Birthday Extreme Alex Devine [Re: Willie D]
Willie D Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 8859
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Shit, I missed this disgusting whore's birthday. What's the over/under on the residual value of the undigested drugs in her system when she finally pulls a Jake Malone?

laugh laugh laugh
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