According to the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, War Machine goes on trial today for his 2014 attack on Christy Mack. He's facing 34 felony counts, including attempted murder.

Fuck Dave Meltzer.

Are you Bruce Prichard?

You muther ffff.......

Nah, I dislike Meltzer from when he was an MMA writer on Yahoo. Indifferent to him as a wrasslin dirt sheet writer. Though I like when Conrad uses the Observer to put Prichard's mealy mouthed bullshit out in the open. Prichard has the best heel podcast going.

Is Koppenfag a top or power bottom in Jail now?

Too bad Have2cit isn't here to defend him and other womenbeaters or rapists as he so loved to do. Did his liver finally explode or did social services force him to get a job?

War Machine is still using a pic of him and Christy Mack as his avatar. Imagine being such a sack of shit that your claim to fame is nearly murdering your famous porn star girlfriend. You know if she weren't a big name, he would get another avatar.

I think it's more like he's been in jail all this time and he's lost any friends who might change it for him. His court-appointed attorney (and I'm assuming he's represented by the PD's office since he's got no assets to retain counsel) won't delete it for fear of being sanctioned for evidence tampering.

He changed it a few months ago.

Some observations

1 Christy texted nude pictures to war machine a few minutes before the attack and invited him over while she was in bed with some other dude

2 Christy testified about having a rape fantasy and asking to be choked. Not sex choked but pass out choked. The defense argued that she set up this attack on purpose to try and get closer to her rape fantasy. And they might be right.

3 unclear how the police dispatch had these calls from Christiy but the police never came despite dispatch calls with her screaming about the attack.

4. Guy she was in bed with negotiated an end to the fight and left. War machine told him he would find him and kill him if he called the police. And Dude actually did not call the police. When he left, Christy had not had a hand laid on her.

5. The overall impression is that Christy wanted to see war machine go on a rampage and it went a bit further than she wanted. Or maybe she's just really into extreme danger ?

I assume he accumulated too many pollutants in his body like lead and other chemicals seeing as how he loved fracking so much. He was on welfare? That's really funny considering his whole "pull yourself up by your boot straps lazy nignogs" gimmick

I seem to remember hearing a 911 audio clip with her screaming begging for her life while war machine is yelling in the background and beating the shit out of both mac and the guy she was with, are you sure about your statement that "she didn't have a hand laid on her" at this point? War machine has a history of extremely erratic behavior, violence and mental illness. Even if she has rape fantasies there is a huge difference between that and having an assault committed on you in real life to the point where you swallow your own teeth and your internal organs are punctured by your own broken ribs. Plus war machines sick little smirk in the court room that the judge had to tell him herself to wipe off his face. This is a guy so unstable and stupid he let himself get roped into trolls from 4chan and punched himself in the face then posts a picture of it prove that he beat up the internet. I mean the guy legally changed his name to "war machine" call me a blue pill cuck but I find your post extremely disturbing to say the least. I enjoy porn with a lot of sketchy and maybe over the line rough sex but I really have to question the mindset of someone who would want to defend war machine so hard and give him so much benefit of the doubt.

On a lighter note. There's a pretty funny efukt with miss Mac currently up.

No. Claude was waxing rhetorical, but there you go again, taking things too literally. Where's me drill and funnel?






And ye haven't the good grace to post it?

You can't google efukt? Typical lazy democrat. I assume that would be considered copyright as this place is anti tube sight.

:facepalm: No, license plate. I asked you why you didn't have the good grace to post said "pretty funny ("clip from" conspicuously missing) efuckt". You have enough tenure here to do that.

Maybe you're not taking things too literally. Maybe you're just sniffing glue.

Would someone please ban the shitbag again? His ceramic god faggot antics are inane and boring.

hey cgp...GFY.

If "inane and boring" were bannable offences there'd be no one left to post. Hes not even at Gimp Box level... yet. We'll revisit that if/when he continues to refuse the posting lessons folks are trying to drill & funnel into his head.

He can start redeeming himself by posting that "pretty funny efukt" he was whining about.

^-- because that fagbreath doesn't have two functioning synapses, here's the link: http://efukt.com/21961_Random_Guys_Try_to_Fuck_a_Pornstar.html

In fact, here's one even funnier: http://efukt.com/21627_Mother_Fucking_T_Rex.html

You've seemed to have a real heard on for me ever since I came back.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=http%3A%2F%2Fefukt.com%2F21961_Random_Guys_Try_to_Fuck_a_Pornstar.html

Thanks for posting that link, which I already posted, you stupid stumblefuck. And BTW, it's "hard," not "heard." Noam Chomsky and William Safire would piss on your face for this. Please find a farm field whererever you live and get mowed under by a combine. GFY

Willie I have you on ignore so I'm not seeing most of your posts and I didn't realize (or particularly care) that you had already posted the precious all important efukt link. Here have a dog biscuit, you've really achieved something there. As far as "heard" vs "hard" I know when someone's life is as empty and meaningless as yours pointing out a typo seems like conquering Mount Everest but please try to control your hyper active glee before you shit in your last pair of pants from goodwill.

If you had me on "ignore," you wouldn't have seen my post or my link, you moron.

^ See the Gimp Box. Faceblaster's tending bar. Order a gimlet.

Guilty on 29 out of 34 counts.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/ex-mma...-215810304.html

Was he convicted on gagging?

Old news now but stumbled upon this...

No more copy n paste n post quotes from most websites now? Then I'll screen shot and post It bitches , lol
Link

copy and paste does not allow the angled or slanted quote marks. You have to go through and replace all apostrophes and quote marks with the vertical style ones.

Doesn't work with when you paste text within. That's what I'm talking about, makes everything disappear even stuff outside the .

Yeah, it is a glitch in this ancient software.

^ When I see this ho I think of this song & once you hear it you will too. lol