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#639314 - 07/17/16 08:49 AM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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#639679 - 07/31/16 11:13 PM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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I wish Barry was around to see the First daughter showin her ass.

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#640751 - 09/10/16 03:35 AM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Jerkules]
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This guy below somehow managed to get onto Drake's tour bus in the backstage dock area of an arena show and make off with a bag of jewelry worth about 3 million dollars that belonged to Drake's DJ.(or was on loan)

Anyway, the guy has no idea what he has and goes out on a weed and pcp adventure that later finds him sneaking into the local university's ladies dorm and crawling his trippin ass into a stranger's bed while she sleeps. He asks her if he can eat her out and she runs off down the hall.

If he'd given her the diamonds, she probably would have given him a taste.



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#641091 - 09/23/16 01:33 AM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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So I'm driving on New Utrecht Ave in Boro Park, Brooklyn today. I'm stuck behind a school bus, while a school bus coming the other way is going around a double parked car. All the sudden an "urban" in a shitbox Civic or Sentra or something comes up on my right. WTF, it aint like he's passing me and this bus on the right.

School bus starts moving, dude is edging up like he gonna snake in front of me. Fuck that. I try to box him over, hoping some other jew is double parked on our side, so the boon has to lock up his brakes. No such luck.

Fucker gets the angle on me, cuts me off and makes a left turn in front of me. His window is open, so I yell out, "I hope you get shot by a cop." He looked back at me, but couldn't have gotten to me if he wanted to, with all that traffic.

Think that is a hate crime, in our current environment? By the next traffic light I already had an alternative, if questioned. "No, I said, 'I hope you get to suck that cock.'" I'm glad I don't do deliveries in a commercial vehicle w/ biddness name and address on the side.
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#641092 - 09/23/16 01:35 AM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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#641162 - 09/26/16 05:24 AM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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#641175 - 09/26/16 11:32 AM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Jerkules]
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I've seen "Cannibal Holocaust" a number of years ago. About on par with "Goodbye Uncle Tom."
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#642026 - 10/27/16 04:03 AM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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Can we just stop making TV commercials for deodorant? I'm sick of seeing armpits on TV. And I don't care if one brand is "dryer" than the others. I don't expect to ever be in a real-life situation where someone blows a tube of glitter into my armpit to see if any of it sticks.
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#642046 - 10/28/16 07:06 AM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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^ That post was supposed to go in the Pet Peeves thread, but I must've been drunk when I posted it. And it's too late to delete it now.
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#643242 - 01/10/17 08:09 AM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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#643293 - Yesterday at 03:45 PM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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#643300 - Yesterday at 11:48 PM Re: Post things that Tritone wouldn't like [Re: Fiend]
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