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#639189 - 07/11/16 04:27 PM Welcome JimChoss
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Gimped for refusing to heed warnings issued in 17 pt. type. Release Date: Whenever I get to it on Friday.
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#639196 - 07/11/16 07:25 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Gloryhole Days. Oh, they'll pass you by, Gloryhole Days. Got spoonk in that young girl's eyes, Gloryhole Days. drunky
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#639212 - 07/12/16 06:01 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Hopefully gimp boxing him works. You were able to train BI using the box.
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#639224 - 07/13/16 06:39 AM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Brandon was not trained in that way. He just posts less often now. Which is a loss for us all.
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#639273 - 07/15/16 06:46 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: Max Rhino]
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Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
Hopefully gimp boxing him works. You were able to train BI using the box.


He has to actually know about it in order for it to work, so the revised date is: Whenever I get around to it five days from whenever he logs in again.
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#639412 - 07/21/16 03:54 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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#639413 - 07/21/16 05:08 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Indeed. And so, to celebrate, you're giving yourself another weekend in the box?

I just don't understand the Canadian mind, I suppose.
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#639619 - 07/30/16 05:45 AM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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#639664 - 07/31/16 04:15 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Gia herpes is different. Leaner, pinker, only returns for cash incentive and can only be found on the toilet seats of exclusive NYC restaurants. And if helps if you are OCD. grin
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#640103 - 08/15/16 10:11 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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You drove this guy away.
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#640139 - 08/17/16 07:24 AM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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...and your point is?
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#640165 - 08/17/16 02:10 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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My point is you people need to be more inclusive. Everyone has a role to play. Even me. And I'm getting pretty fucking sick and tired of the abuse I get here. From Willie in particular and most of you in general. I'm fed up and I'm not putting up with it anymore.
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#640169 - 08/17/16 02:45 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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I deserve to be treated with respect. Me. The individual me. I'm not talking about some faggot notion of the kind of respect all humans deserve, I'm talking about me. I demand this respect and if I don't start getting it here there is going to be hell to pay, motherfuckers. masturbanana
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#640171 - 08/17/16 02:51 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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I'm having a total mental meltdown. The money us running out. People keep knocking on my door. I can't get drunk enough anymore. barf5
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#640173 - 08/17/16 02:59 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Before we can even entertain the idea of moving forward I will require a sincere apology from Willie D. ::
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#640178 - 08/17/16 03:26 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: windsock]
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Hmmmm, can't add a file or place a poll in the gimp box section.
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#640181 - 08/17/16 04:25 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: windsock]
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Originally Posted By: windsock
Before we can even entertain the idea of moving forward I will require a sincere apology from Willie D. ::


Meh. Bill rags on everybody. It's pretty much his job. Suck it up and don't take it so personally, Sock. You haven't been given an extended vacation in the gimp box yet, yes?
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#640195 - 08/17/16 07:28 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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My job was to review Gag Factors. I guess I've been laid off, no work for a long time.
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#640207 - 08/17/16 09:24 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Charin, please review that edition of 'Gangbang My Face' which features Phoebe, an absoutely adorable little thing. It is a Jake Malobe prodution, Satan suffer his soul.
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#640239 - 08/18/16 03:40 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Dear Travis:

Over your various iterations on XPT like simp, cumalloverher, windsock, big moose and probably a few others, I championed your quirky posts in my time as a moderator. You don't know how many times I kept you from getting boxed by other mods who didn't like you. Moxie in particular. Brendan would love to ban you right now.

There are two kinds of simp posts: (a) the funny ones and (b) the ones you make after a bottle of Stoli flowed down your gullet. Type a are funny, but the type b absolutely suck shit. And these days, we're getting more of type b.

Thirteen years simp. 13 years you've posted here. Regain your old glory.

And no, I'm not fucking apologizing. But say hello to your sister for me. And GonzoGirl, if you ever see her.
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#640243 - 08/18/16 07:02 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Dear Travis:

Over your various iterations on XPT like simp, cumalloverher, windsock, big moose and probably a few others, I championed your quirky posts in my time as a moderator. You don't know how many times I kept you from getting boxed by other mods who didn't like you. Moxie in particular. Brendan would love to ban you right now.

There are two kinds of simp posts: (a) the funny ones and (b) the ones you make after a bottle of Stoli flowed down your gullet. Type a are funny, but the type b absolutely suck shit. And these days, we're getting more of type b.

Thirteen years simp. 13 years you've posted here. Regain your old glory.

And no, I'm not fucking apologizing. But say hello to your sister for me. And GonzoGirl, if you ever see her.




I can't disagree with any of this, especially with the Get Back call, Simp. You might also consider how much of you not having an extended detox in the Gimp box is because you once had it together and how much is because I've gotten the unreasonable end of the ban stick from both Moxie and Brandon. As an aside, you should know that WD did much the same for me.

You were great once, Brutha. Snap out of it and reclaim...


Originally Posted By: charin
My job was to review Gag Factors. I guess I've been laid off, no work for a long time.



Chuck, please review whatever the fuck porn you like. It's not like you're under contract.
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#640245 - 08/18/16 09:23 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Never change, Windsock. Only poster on here with a personality.

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#640246 - 08/19/16 05:53 AM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: artxmaverick]
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Get your validation in the real world, not here. XPT is cool and sometimes funny, but validation or respect is in short supply here.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (08/19/16 04:12 PM)
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#640344 - 08/21/16 07:24 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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You guys have changed. Not me. I was never funny or interesting. You insult people like smiling arab and loopnode with the suggestion I was once a fine poster of posts. You have no right nor are you welcome to prescribe any change of habit on my part on this basis. I amuse myself and that's all I care about. I'm I am disliked and held in contempt that's icing on the cake. :: drunky
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#640346 - 08/21/16 08:05 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: windsock]
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You are okay, Windsock. cool

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#640360 - 08/22/16 10:09 AM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: windsock]
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Originally Posted By: windsock
You guys have changed. Not me. I was never funny or interesting. You insult people like smiling arab and loopnode with the suggestion I was once a fine poster of posts. You have no right nor are you welcome to prescribe any change of habit on my part on this basis. I amuse myself and that's all I care about. I'm I am disliked and held in contempt that's icing on the cake. :: drunky


Less vodka, more observation.
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#640362 - 08/22/16 10:21 AM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Not mutually exclusive.
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#640384 - 08/22/16 08:59 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Oh and I forgot to add, I was not bigmoose. Simp, cumalloverher, wondick. That's it. Not that it matters, but getting accused of accounts you're not on the interwebs can have negative repercussions. drunky
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#640405 - 08/24/16 10:14 AM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: artxmaverick]
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Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Never change, Windsock. Only poster on here with a personality.


Hey, I got personality!!! I just keep it combed over with brylcreem.
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#642190 - 11/02/16 05:10 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Welcome back, Mr. Choss. Or, rather:


Welcome Back, Mr. Choss!!!


Release Date: When I fscking feel like it.
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#642281 - 11/08/16 09:57 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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What was the offense?
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#642282 - 11/08/16 10:06 PM Re: Welcome JimChoss [Re: J.B.]
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Same thing he always does.
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