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#641074 - 09/22/16 10:24 AM
Should I shut down this joke account?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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I've very much insulted Jake Malone's memory for more then a year. During that time, I've told multiple variations of Brandon Iron Herpes Jokes, and insulted his fitness as a father as a dwarf, and as a client for hair club for men. Fuck, even his many strains of herpes don't like him, and he's their main transmittal point.
But it's getting old, and there is a shortage of other porn whores and mopes to insult here. Christian no longer posts, and he was always good for some tranny STD roulette jokes. Seriously have you seen how much bottoming he's been doing in Thailand and Brazil lately? That boy is eventually going to come home with GRIDS the way he's behaving.
Though I loathe to admit it, I actually like Gia more then I should and don't want to troll her. I also don't want to spend all my time trolling other posters here. Three West Virginia jokes were more then enough for Backdoorman, especially since I like the guy. He's kinda the coal (salt) of the earth.
Nope, every insult I've said, Willie D has done better.
I'm now effectively limited to bad suicide and death jokes.
Shall I retire this account? Granted it might be as temporary as a babs fairwell tour but it's a thought. Or should I move to birth defects, the way the March of Dimes did. Speaking of birth defects, shout out to Ryan Knox.
Your comments would be appreciated.
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#641080 - 09/22/16 02:58 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Keep it. Ghosts make hauntingly good targets. lol
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#641093 - 09/23/16 01:36 AM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I've very much insulted Jake Malone's memory for more then a year. During that time, I've told multiple variations of Brandon Iron Herpes Jokes, and insulted his fitness as a father as a dwarf, and as a client for hair club for men. Fuck, even his many strains of herpes don't like him, and he's their main transmittal point.
But it's getting old, and there is a shortage of other porn whores and mopes to insult here. Christian no longer posts, and he was always good for some tranny STD roulette jokes. Seriously have you seen how much bottoming he's been doing in Thailand and Brazil lately? That boy is eventually going to come home with GRIDS the way he's behaving.
Though I loathe to admit it, I actually like Gia more then I should and don't want to troll her. I also don't want to spend all my time trolling other posters here. Three West Virginia jokes were more then enough for Backdoorman, especially since I like the guy. He's kinda the coal (salt) of the earth.
Nope, every insult I've said, Willie D has done better.
I'm now effectively limited to bad suicide and death jokes.
Shall I retire this account? Granted it might be as temporary as a babs fairwell tour but it's a thought. Or should I move to birth defects, the way the March of Dimes did. Speaking of birth defects, shout out to Ryan Knox.
Your comments would be appreciated. You want a new acct or just a name change?
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#641103 - 09/23/16 08:41 AM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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Hi Jerky, I would probably stop posting on this account and create another.
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#641104 - 09/23/16 08:50 AM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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It doesn't mean leave the board. Like Willie D said, XPT has room for everyone. Just change the name.
Does this mean Tritone's still welcome here? 
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#641106 - 09/23/16 03:30 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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A dab of Tritone and a lot less Windsock might balance things out.
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#641107 - 09/23/16 04:30 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Bluecipher]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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I agree with more Tritone. I always enjoyed sparring with him. It was great fun making fun of his IR obsession.
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#641108 - 09/23/16 07:56 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
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Come back, Tri - only you can reverse the polarity of this scene. .gif) p.s. That negress has a great ass.
Edited by Bluecipher (09/23/16 07:57 PM)
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#641111 - 09/23/16 09:38 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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That's a fine looking black ho. Having said that, I'm a little scared to see what her face looks like.
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#641112 - 09/23/16 09:54 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
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Could be BabyCakes. She did some fine IR work in her day. 
Edited by Bluecipher (09/23/16 09:54 PM)
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#641114 - 09/24/16 11:05 AM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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^ You're right! She's the one with the anal filmography.
Edited by Bluecipher (09/24/16 11:07 AM)
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#641115 - 09/24/16 01:48 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Bluecipher]
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Looks like a fine Afram sex worker. Kinda how Monica Foster fancies herself.
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#641122 - 09/24/16 03:44 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Stacy Adams is a pretty boring, whitebread kinda name. If I bang a black ho, I want her to have a fully ghetto-ized name like Takisha or Shaniqua, with hair extensions and crazy long fingernails.
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#641256 - 09/27/16 05:52 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Christian no longer posts, and he was always good for some tranny STD roulette jokes. Seriously have you seen how much bottoming he's been doing in Thailand and Brazil lately? That boy is eventually going to come home with GRIDS the way he's behaving.
i have never bottomed in Thailand and I have done a grand total of 17 scenes in Brazil with TS girls who were all tested the day before the scene. I am behaving the same way I have been behaving since I first started doing scenes in 2001. Your dumb statement has been said by multiple morons every day week month and year since then...but somehow I am still walking around HIV negative.
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#641260 - 09/27/16 06:13 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
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Christian should remember that bottoming is not the only way you catch HIV, but as Willie D. once said, "Christian's willing to stick his dick in everything but a condom".
So a "TS human" tests negative the day before the shoot. However there is always a lag between the time the infection starts and it can be picked up by a test. I was impressed by how many of your Brazilian TS's were failing their tests right before the shoot, change the timing a few days, and they would be without detectable antibodies but still infectious.
Being a TS hooker means that one's chances for HIV infection are essentially the same as a rent boy. You've been lucky on timing so far Christian, but eventually and unfortunately you'll roll snake eyes.
If we were characters in a Michael Lewis book, I'd inquire if I could buy a financial instrument to short your immune system.
I think it was Penny Flame that raised this point many years ago, before running off to have a real life. Do you miss her? Thankfully you didn't try to crash her recent wedding.
"Are there any objections?"
"Yeh, she won't do me without a condom!"
"That's enough Christian".
"She won't fuck me without a comdom! It's a disgrace, an insult! a human rights violation! Derek Hayes agrees!"
"That's enough!"
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#641262 - 09/27/16 06:25 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
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Which leads me to ask, why do you not bottom in Thailand, yet bottom in Brazil? Is the rate of HIV among lady boys in Brazil somehow less then Siam? Or is it some reason unrelated to infectious disease control?
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#641273 - 09/27/16 07:44 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Which leads me to ask, why do you not bottom in Thailand, yet bottom in Brazil? Is the rate of HIV among lady boys in Brazil somehow less then Siam? Or is it some reason unrelated to infectious disease control? Which leads me to ask: You're a ghost; what's with the Windsockian interest in where the lady boys are less likely to transmit the high five? Anyway, to answer the original question, You should absolutely start that new account, as your main one, but hold on to this one for harassing Brandon whenever he returns from his self-pity fest.
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#641274 - 09/27/16 08:00 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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We are being visited by recently deceased lady boys right now, I'm curious where the next batch is coming from!
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#641286 - 09/27/16 09:49 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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Congratulations, your post at 9:42 pm grossed even me out.
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#641296 - 09/28/16 06:25 AM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
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1) Yes, Jennie is now in a better place She now has a non-porn career, and marriage, it's heartwarming, and Dr. Drew approved! 2) If all those 3,000 scenes were unprotected gay, or tranny sex the odds would have tilted more against you. Your sex partner pool however has gotten more risky as you have aged. 3) But continue to think that because I haven't caught the big one yet, I never will. Remember the rule of stocks, past performance is not an indication of future earnings success! De Nile, it's not just a river in Egypt!
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#641302 - 09/28/16 09:48 AM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: christianxxx]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5206
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you really are my biggest fan. that makes you loathe yourself huh? that I am doing all the things you wish you had the guys to do.
Typo of the month!
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#641303 - 09/28/16 10:32 AM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
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you really are my biggest fan. that makes you loathe yourself huh? that I am doing all the things you wish you had the guys to do.
the odds are tilted against me? after 15 years? do you think I am going to be doing this for 15 more years? did you fail basic math? huh? man, you are desperately trying to get a false argument in there chief, you should stop while you are behind and already lost. Hi Christian: "Guys to do?" Nope, I would not want to spend my private or my working life having sex with other men, trannys and morbidly overweight women. It's not my thing. Hope you can understand not all of us are pan-sexual like you are. Since you've been in the business since 2001, I do believe you'll be doing it for the next 15 years. Seriously what are your other skill sets? You can't go back to teaching or coaching youth and college basketball at this point though I suppose you could do some bouncing or event security which would probably pay less then what you are currently making. Or maybe Derek will make you one of his agents, though I don't think the agency business is a lucrative as it once was, since Manwin/mind Geek has effectively destroyed the market for most U.S. porn production.
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#641776 - 10/15/16 02:49 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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I'm too lazy and too dead to post on Mike South's website but Brandon Iron is over there now extolling the virtues of his business model and his customized outreach to his gay fans.
I suppose I should be happy for him, that Mike South has apparently forgotten Brandon's previous friendship with Donkey, and membership in the Donkey Long army.
Edited by Jake Malone's Ghost (10/15/16 03:34 PM)
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#641780 - 10/15/16 07:28 PM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I'm too lazy and too dead to post on Mike South's website but Brandon Iron is over there now extolling the virtues of his business model and his customized outreach to his gay fans.
I suppose I should be happy for him, that Mike South has apparently forgotten Brandon's previous friendship with Donkey, and membership in the Donkey Long army. Might be time to start trolling Mike's comments section. Last I knew, South fully moderates his comments section, so any troll comments likely won't get through.
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#641824 - 10/17/16 05:11 AM
Re: Should I shut down this joke account?
[Re: Jake Malone's Ghost]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
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True dat. I'm also going to do Brandon a solid by not tipping the donkey that his little Canadian buddy is now playing footsie with his enemy "kike south"*. The meth fueled donkey explosion would undoubtedly be one for the books.
*Donkey's favorite term for Mike South, not mine.
Edited by Jake Malone's Ghost (10/17/16 05:12 AM)
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