Didn't Brandon start this series? I guess you can't sue for copyright in the jizz biz.

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/immoral-productions-streets-hate-shes-half-age-volume-2/

Yeah, porno dan with yet another original idea.

I just received a message from my lawyers: "The Public Defenders Office does not represent clients in civil actions."

Did you also invent 'Intensities in Ten Cities'?

Yes.

Intensities in Tent Cities is more apt for your models.

The jokes are even funnier the 8th time around!

You two could have a successful sitcom.

Life Goes On? or BJ and the Bear?

Was that show pre or post ownership of The Beatles' songbook by Michael Jackson?

I sort of pride myself in not running things into the ground, but I have to say that Brandon and Gia's sitcom I see as a classical one, but rather than a will-they-or-won't-they romantic tension there will be a will-she-or-won't-she arc, ie will Gia allow Brandon to hoodwink her into making a pornography comeback in one of his misogynistic productions. Of course it goes without saying that Brandon's farcical attempts will easily be foiled each week by Gia's superior intellect and craftiness. Classic Ralph/Alice, Daffy/Bugs dynamic.

wait, what? You?

My mainstream credits include one episode of Entourage, The Jerry Springer Show, and two appearances on Jeopardy....as an audience member. I'm ready for primetime if I get the call.