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#616477 - 08/27/14 08:40 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Steezo Offline
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Some asshole ate every ripe blueberry from my garden.
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#616478 - 08/27/14 08:41 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Steezo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Some asshole ate every ripe blueberry from my garden.

Where there a lot of them?

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#616483 - 08/27/14 09:09 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Bornyo Offline
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Said asshole was probably a deer or in your case an elk.

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#616485 - 08/27/14 09:24 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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There weren't that many, and someone took only the ripe ones and left all the other ones behind. And there are no deer or elk around here. There are moose, but it haven't seen one near my house since the winter when they come around to eat my apple trees. This was a person. Magpies eat them sometimes, but those asshole birds just take a bite out of each piece of fruit, then drop it and go get a fresh one.
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#616572 - 08/28/14 10:18 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I hate Manhattan

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#616719 - 08/30/14 02:17 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#616757 - 08/30/14 08:34 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
I hate Manhattan


I hater Berlin.

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#616768 - 08/30/14 11:46 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: artwilliams]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Searched for Plutonium, then for 1.21 Gigawatts, then for Half-Life 3:

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#616801 - 08/31/14 01:47 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#617119 - 09/05/14 07:32 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Watch when and if you have time...

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#617151 - 09/05/14 02:25 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
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Loc: Appalachia
Yea, the appalachians. where I'm hiding out currently.

Lots of Scotch-Irish. terrible idea of food.

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#617576 - 09/09/14 11:40 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Anyone using moist wipes to wipe your ass?

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#617577 - 09/10/14 01:34 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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They totally clog septic systems and even older sewer systems.

i thought the correct xpt answer is "i have a whore who cleans my ass for me"?

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#617655 - 09/10/14 09:59 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#617694 - 09/11/14 04:27 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Steezo Offline
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I swear I just saw a rocket or a missile launch about an hour ago. Straight up from the mountains south of Anchorage, headed away from the city. I took some pics on my phone.





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#617701 - 09/11/14 08:46 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Steezo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
I swear I just saw a rocket or a missile launch about an hour ago. Straight up from the mountains south of Anchorage, headed away from the city. I took some pics on my phone.




Maybe there was a training exercise?

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#617705 - 09/11/14 09:07 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Jerkules Offline
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Well, you can see Russia out your front door, right?

Maybe they firing on the Ukies?
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#617709 - 09/11/14 09:16 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
drained Offline
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Training exercise? Government cover-up.

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#617713 - 09/11/14 09:25 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: drained]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: PrimeD

Training exercise? Government cover-up.

They gotta launch a missile once in a while, otherwise they gonna cheat on the tests.

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#617714 - 09/11/14 09:27 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
drained Offline
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Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Originally Posted By: PrimeD

Training exercise? Government cover-up.

They gotta launch a missile once in a while, otherwise they gonna cheat on the tests.

Today? Conspiracy.

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#617718 - 09/11/14 09:36 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Steezo Offline
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Whatever it was, it launched past the mountains south of Anchorage headed south. Maybe it was a test of the missile defense system.
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#617725 - 09/11/14 09:45 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Steezo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Whatever it was, it launched past the mountains south of Anchorage headed south. Maybe it was a test of the missile defense system.

Most likely a small missile [not ICBM] of some kind, due to slim exhaust trail.

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#617797 - 09/12/14 07:28 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
J.B.
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#617839 - 09/12/14 11:28 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Dat dere enless skrimps:



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#617849 - 09/13/14 03:45 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
gia jordan Offline
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You don't wipe your hands off before using your phone?

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#617851 - 09/13/14 04:30 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: gia jordan]
Fiend2 Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
You don't wipe your hands off before using your phone?


I doubt he washes or wipes his hands before he does lots of things. If Panzer offered to cook you a meal would you accept it?
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#617852 - 09/13/14 05:22 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
gia jordan Offline
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Of course not.

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#617853 - 09/13/14 05:28 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Fiend2 Offline
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How about shaking his hand?
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#617856 - 09/13/14 05:52 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
gia jordan Offline
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I don't like shaking hands.

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#617859 - 09/13/14 06:49 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: gia jordan]
Fiend2 Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I don't like shaking hands.


good girl.
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#617860 - 09/13/14 06:53 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Fiend2]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Technically, you probably wouldn't actually be shaking his hand. (as in actual flesh to flesh contact) You would just be shaking the oily residue around the epidermis.
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#617862 - 09/13/14 07:07 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Fiend2 Offline
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Is it oil or the natural slime most jews excrete?
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#617868 - 09/13/14 08:06 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
gia jordan Offline
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Being Jewish is Alex's only attribute. Actually, I've no idea how Alex ended up being so disgusting no matter what he is.

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#617869 - 09/13/14 08:11 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
J.B.
Unregistered


Chernobyl.

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#617872 - 09/13/14 08:29 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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He likes to keep his hands pre-lubed in case he ever stumbles across a bent over tranny.
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#617899 - 09/13/14 03:37 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: gia jordan]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Of course not.


Even for your day rate? How worse could it be than shit stained mope dick in your mouth?
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#617900 - 09/13/14 03:51 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
gia jordan Offline
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No. I'm not sure which would kill me faster...being in the same room as Alex or a scene with Brandon.

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#617941 - 09/13/14 10:19 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Willie D Offline

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Why am I guessing Klaus Meine saw Trazer's parents right before he sat down to write "The Zoo?"

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#617968 - 09/14/14 12:20 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Bornyo Offline
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Just finished installing a glass subway tile backsplash in the lakehouse kitchen. I might tile the entire house...it beats painting.

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#617974 - 09/14/14 12:52 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Certainly more permanent.
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#617975 - 09/14/14 12:53 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Certainly more permanent.
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#617978 - 09/14/14 02:42 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
I love subway title! Replaced my old bathroom squares with it way before subway became the rage.

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#617981 - 09/14/14 03:06 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Bornyo Offline
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Yeah I didn't know it was the rage until we bought it. I suppose that's why it was one of the offered choices. We did the glass/granite mosaic at home and wanted something different here.

It looks great and really made a difference in the kitchen. I just ordered some LED strip lights to go under the cabinets. Party Time!


Edited by Bornyo (09/14/14 03:07 PM)

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#617984 - 09/14/14 03:53 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I don't like shaking hands.


Oral sex as a greeting custom is always better.

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#618014 - 09/15/14 05:08 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I really hate the fact that Costco stopped stocking-up on the Kirkland Signature brand of canned cola and now carries only Coca-Cola brand of cola, which is more expensive than the generic cola.

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#618171 - 09/16/14 10:02 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Moar-'o-'em enles skrimpz!



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#618174 - 09/16/14 10:18 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Have they started to seat you over in the corner or in an empty room yet? You must be scaring the hell out of the local rug rats. Look at your thumb! It's as wide as it is long.
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#618175 - 09/16/14 10:23 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Have they started to seat you over in the corner or in an empty room yet? You must be scaring the hell out of the local rug rats. Look at your thumb! It's as wide as it is long.


Its an average thumb, its just the camera lens that makes it look bad. I was seated right across some European tourists that were munching on endless salad and sucking on the crab legs. One of the legs squirted into dude's eye #ThatWasFunny

The table to the right of me had some skinny Asian guy [see photo] with a fat white girl and they too had a lot of endless salad.

What's with all the people eating endless salad and bisquits in Red Lobster?! - Eating endless shrimp makes me feel classier than them.

The dude is black leather jacket [see photo] ordered a beer, and the sever for that table [Malory] said that Red Lobster's beers go between $7-$9. I would never pay that much for a drink.



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#618179 - 09/16/14 11:54 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Jerkules Offline
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Yer gonna hit 350 and pick up the gout soon w/ all them shrimp, Panzer.
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#618181 - 09/17/14 12:16 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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