I remember how this top notch series usually got the crotch props from me, but forget what a critic says, seeing for yourself is always believing. Just ask your own phallic oracle because it should spout nuttin’ but the truth on issues of porn, right? Wrong! Some people couldn’t see the truth even if it was spreading its legs on a golden platter and even the best of us have been bewitched by bunk. The key is to learn from past mistakes and I’ve earned my eagles through countless hours of scrying porn angles... Is that blessing of a curse or what? Who cares, but you gotta be positive of your negativity.
If you’re reading this you’re in the right place at the right time; it shows that you’re looking beyond the ordinary unlike the herded masses who think porno starts and ends with Vivid balderdash. Sadly, most people can’t handle the truth like Jack Nicholson says and I’m not here to win a perverted popularity contest. Pshaw! It’s pretty tedious to constantly unleash the necessary hate on all the bad porn or try to enlighten the blind. Get out the violins.
I hope Scorpio is better at skate-tricks than he is at shooting porn. Warning: I hate skateboarders, so that’s not gonna impress me anyway. What impresses me is something that can give me gooey palms, jaded fucker that I am. I generally like the Visual Images imprint for some crazy reason, so I honestly watched to see if this guy could carry on what Mark Wood built. Had to check the first scene with the best babe on here by far; Kayla Marie. Ok, Kayla is lookin’ damn hot of late and everything precedes along just fine until the reverse cowgirl. Due to unwise camera antics this vertical position somehow became horizontal to where you’d have to be Spiderman on the wall to see it properly. My necks hurts. Stop. Eject. Somewhere Mark is smirking like Satan. [Visual Images] www.legenddirect.com