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#628426 - 06/23/15 09:11 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Stumped as in perplexed, stump broke and hit in the face with a stump.
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#628428 - 06/23/15 11:18 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Gavin can be pretty brutal.
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#628495 - 06/25/15 09:33 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Is the shout box dead or do I have a browser issue?
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#628497 - 06/25/15 10:03 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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your post made it.

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#628506 - 06/26/15 10:44 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Hmmm, not seeing it anymore on IE browser.
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#628507 - 06/26/15 10:46 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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You just described your problem.

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#628510 - 06/26/15 03:10 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: HillbillyHarry]
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We Asked the Nearest Hippie About Scalia: It Was David Crosby - HuffPo

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Paraphrasing Janis Joplin, freedom's just another word...that Justice Antonin Scalia doesn't seem to understand.

In his convoluted, nine-page dissent against the Supreme Court's Obergefell v. Hodges ruling -- which officially makes gay marriage legal in every state -- Scalia went off the cultural-literacy rails, questioning the idea that intimacy and spirituality were freedoms and further suggesting that "Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie."

As luck would have it in The Huffington Post's New York headquarters, the nearest hippie happened to be the world's most famous hippie, David Crosby, who, like Joplin, performed at Woodstock. So ask him we did: what did he think of Justice Scalia's line of thinking?

"I think he's slagging gays and hippies," said Crosby, who had earlier appeared on Huff Post Live. "I don't think he understands either one. I think he's an old reactionary guy and I think he's failing to understand the basic thing: hippies and gay people are people. And we are citizens. And we live here. And we are his neighbors. He may not know that, but we are. And that's how he should see us. As citizens of the United States. Voters. People who should be equal. That was the idea of the country. Not 'maybe.' There's no 'if' about that, no gray area there. The idea was that people would be equal here -- all of us. Hippies and gay people included. Black people, white people, yellow people -- all people. People."

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#628521 - 06/27/15 08:20 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Is the shout box dead or do I have a browser issue?


No clue. I haven't been able to see shoutbox posts in a week. I forget what I did to get it back last time. Maybe a Java update or something.
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#628532 - 06/27/15 05:47 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I can see the shoutbox in chrome, and post there, but links posted to the shoutbox aren't clickable.

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#628546 - 06/28/15 02:38 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Stupid momma rabbit planted babies right outside my back door again. It'll be a three week battle keeping my dog from them. She damn near caught momma.
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#628600 - 06/30/15 10:21 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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My little beagle/whippet mix keeps the rabbit pop. thinned out in my yard. Not really much I can do about it. She likes them for breakfast.
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#628776 - 07/06/15 04:32 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Caught my first salmon yesterday. It wasn't very big at all, but it would've made a nice meal. Left it on the river bank and went back up to the house to watch the end of a movie. Came back down and a damn eagle or something had stolen it. There was just a bloody patch of grass and a bird feather where the fish had been. Fucking nature.
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#628780 - 07/06/15 04:56 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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yo salmon gots poached.
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#628810 - 07/08/15 09:17 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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1400 Chicom companies halted trading, and the NYSE shut down. We may be fucked.
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#628861 - 07/11/15 10:30 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Cashier at Walmart was waxing eloquently about the city council here not granting business licenses to weed shops. According to her, "black market" weed dealers are lacing the weed with crystal meth to "get the kids hooked". What can you do with idiots like that? I just shook my head and wandered away.
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#628870 - 07/12/15 01:38 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Cashier at Walmart was waxing eloquently about the city council here not granting business licenses to weed shops. According to her, "black market" weed dealers are lacing the weed with crystal meth to "get the kids hooked". What can you do with idiots like that? I just shook my head and wandered away.


Dude! You get meth in your weed, for just regular weed prices? The fuck could be better than that? While yer getting a hair cut, the barber's wife blows you at no extra charge?

That shit is just as stupid as hookers not taking a line from you, cause their pimp said people are putting rat poison in blow. "No, you moron. He told you that so you don't skip out on him w/ the next guy who fills yer head full of blow."
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#628875 - 07/12/15 10:53 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I don't get the pimp thing at all. I mean, I know they exist and how they do they thing, but I just don't get some bitch being ok with a dude taking her blowjob earnings and giving her back 10 cents on the dollar.

I've been giving the crystal in weed thing some thought. Wouldn't the shit in the bottom of a fat sack stick out like a sore thumb? Like the sugar at the bottom of a bag of Alex Panzer's No Name Frosty Shredded Wheats? Not to mention the funky ass taste and non- relaxing high.
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#628877 - 07/12/15 12:29 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Probably. It just isn't cost effective. Meth is $120/gm.
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#628902 - 07/13/15 10:49 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Not cost effective, clunky in it's presentation. And it brings back up the whole "gateway drug" nonsense from the 60s.

I'm thinking of going to our city council meeting tonight. The city has a put a moratorium on retail weed sales and the dopers in town...mostly folks over 40 for some reason...are just in a fucking amusing dither. I guess the meetings are just a sight to behold.
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#628905 - 07/13/15 05:27 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I think Edward Lizardhands would be a much better movie.

If telling someone that they're full of shit is an insult, is it a compliment to tell someone that they're full of food?

If I could genetically modify a house pet, I think the one thing I would do would be to add a bottle opener.

As far as lyrics go, All of me, why not take all of me? is a bit presumptuous. What about, How about taking just a little bit more of me?

That's all I've got for now
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#628919 - 07/14/15 10:39 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Steezo]
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#629000 - 07/19/15 12:45 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Tardy to the party here. My bf and I have been partying in Vegas.

Steve, this isn't right. There is no reason to delete a very popular thread. What's the reason? It better not be 'it went off topic too much.'


No biggie. It'll be Dickie playing with himself when he boots all of us.
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#629001 - 07/19/15 12:50 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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1st World problem. We switched over from our fleece winter bedsheets to the tshirt cotton summer ones a couple of months ago. The fitted sheets just will not stay tucked under the mattress. Every set. I even bought new ones. They wouldn't stay tucked.It's nuts. i blame the Jews.
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#629012 - 07/19/15 09:06 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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buy those little tootsie roll looking plastic things that grip the mattress.
clicky
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#629020 - 07/20/15 08:32 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
buy those little tootsie roll looking plastic things that grip the mattress.
clicky


I've tried the little garter strap looking things. I'll give these a try.
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#629029 - 07/20/15 06:24 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
gia jordan Offline
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Look at the mattress depth measurements on the package when you buy sheets.

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#629035 - 07/20/15 10:12 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: gia jordan]
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I've bought new pillows, pillow cases and bedsheets a while ago. Gotta change the fitted sheet in an hour and its a bit difficult to do you know.

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#629041 - 07/20/15 11:25 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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PhAlex,
How often do you wash your sheets and blankets?
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#629042 - 07/20/15 11:32 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
PhAlex,
How often do you wash your sheets and blankets?

Once.

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#629063 - 07/21/15 12:04 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: gia jordan]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Look at the mattress depth measurements on the package when you buy sheets.


I think you're right. It makes sense.
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#629077 - 07/21/15 11:13 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Look at the mattress depth measurements on the package when you buy sheets.


I think you're right. It makes sense.


Whattaya got goin on there? Some super duper pillow top?
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#629085 - 07/22/15 07:31 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Look at the mattress depth measurements on the package when you buy sheets.


I think you're right. It makes sense.


Whattaya got goin on there? Some super duper pillow top?



The opposite.
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#629137 - 07/24/15 11:10 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
J.B.
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Ain't nothing "Well Regulated" in THIS.

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#629150 - 07/25/15 07:48 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Nope. He almost pulled a BDM. He would have lost his foot in contrast though. Not smart.
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#629217 - 07/26/15 09:53 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Johnny Cueto to the Royals. I haven't been this happy about something coming to K.C. since Boulevard opened their brewery here.
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#629221 - 07/26/15 11:01 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Johnny Cueto to the Royals. I haven't been this happy about something coming to K.C. since Boulevard opened their brewery here.


And the Chiefs got Special Olympians in the backfield.

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#629224 - 07/27/15 06:34 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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Big deal, they've had Special Olympians in their front office for years.
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#629230 - 07/27/15 07:48 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: the unknown pervert]
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#629316 - 08/01/15 07:00 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#629329 - 08/02/15 04:33 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Fiend2]
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#629331 - 08/02/15 08:42 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Fiend2]
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#629403 - 08/08/15 05:33 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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fuck I miss my psychedelics connection

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#629508 - 08/15/15 03:57 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I have to eat completely raw vegan the next few days and workout so I can look good for my passport renewal pictures.

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#629509 - 08/15/15 04:05 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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^ on a Dubai "vacation"? Seeing the "sights"?
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#629511 - 08/15/15 04:33 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Nah. My passport expires on Christmas, and my friend invited me to her sister's wedding.

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#629530 - 08/17/15 08:21 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#629629 - 08/22/15 06:28 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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RIP Green Broad. The fact that Shatner outlives both you and Spock proves the old saw.



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#629638 - 08/23/15 10:18 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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How old was she? And where the fuck is her bellybutton in this photo?




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#629640 - 08/23/15 11:20 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Well, I'm off to Greece for a month. Catch you bitches later.
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#629643 - 08/23/15 12:39 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
How old was she? And where the fuck is her bellybutton in this photo?


78. Standards & Practices people at the studios and networks routinely airbrushed navels because they were vaguely vaginal-looking.

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