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#626942 - 04/19/15 03:25 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
artwilliams Offline
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IMDB says she'll be 60 this year. Don't know what the source is.

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#626948 - 04/19/15 08:42 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I think she's been 55 on Backpage for some time. Probably around 60. Still looking to date with gentlemen over 50.
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#627842 - 05/28/15 12:44 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Weekday update:

All her tweets disappeared and then this one popped up.



No word on Lucky's status.


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#627860 - 05/29/15 07:39 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
backdoorman Offline
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WTF is wrong with her. She never hear of food stamps?
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#627862 - 05/29/15 09:02 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
adv0cad0 Offline
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Okay, who favorited that tweet? rotfl
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#627864 - 05/29/15 10:23 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Ach, she deleted that plaintive tweet.
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#627877 - 05/29/15 09:26 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Abismo Negro Offline
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Looks like she deleted all of her tweets. At least, I don't see any on there.

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#627921 - 05/30/15 02:14 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Damn, she keeps deleting her tweets. Positively Stalinist, that re-writing of history (or herstory).
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#628389 - 06/22/15 02:05 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Sad News -
Nevada Suspect, 60, Detained - [Dana Hayes - real name redacted] of Washoe County Nevada (File Photo) Busted in Reno

According to documents obtained on Friday, May 8th, 2015, Nevada officials have jailed [****] of 60 years age.

Official Nevada public records obtained by Busted in Reno from the Washoe County Sheriff's Office indicate that the suspect, [***], was detained on Thursday, May 7th, 2015. [***] has allegedly been charged with one offense. Cross referencing by Busted in Reno has turned up no previous arrests, however.

[****], DOB Aug 13, 1954, was described as a suspect of 60 years age. Few other details of the event have been released at this time.




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#628393 - 06/22/15 03:27 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
adv0cad0 Offline
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For soliciting. Ya don't say...
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#628399 - 06/22/15 06:34 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Abismo Negro Offline
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Well, I guess the upside is that she won't have to worry about not being able to eat.

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#628400 - 06/22/15 06:39 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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What about her dog?
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#628404 - 06/22/15 07:27 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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She ate it?
If they booked her and released her pending some court appearance she's probably still got it. If they kept her for some time the county animal shelter might have it by now.
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#628434 - 06/23/15 04:02 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Max Rhino Offline
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She has previously done porn using her real name, so why hide it?

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#628438 - 06/23/15 07:15 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Max Rhino]
Bluecipher Offline
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Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
She has previously done porn using her real name, so why hide it?



To avoid getting banned in case a martinet mod decides to make an example.
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#628444 - 06/23/15 09:07 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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It's just not cricket, gentlemen.
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#628481 - 06/25/15 11:06 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Reno



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#628786 - 07/06/15 09:43 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Possible sighting in Las Vegas.
Humaniplex -
Mature Adult Film Star Las Vegas july1-3
Jul 1 2015 06:55AM

This Titanic's last known messages on Twitter, after hitting the County Sherriff iceberg:

Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx Jun 29
I do not receive any help so I am in fates hands I cannot do anything to fix this and it is a shame dana

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Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx Jun 29
Is there anyone who will help me leave Reno ? I must leave tomorrow
Dana Hayes
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Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx Jun 28
too hot in reno I must leave 100 is too hot to be outside
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Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx Jun 28
danahayesxxx@hotmail please serious responses only
things could not get worse that is how bad it is...
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Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx Jun 28
Is there anyone out there who will be willing to help me fix my life. I just cannot do it and I do not have any ideas or any means left.?

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Earlier in the year she was having trouble keeping her hotmail personae straight.
My Business Contacts are Gone!!
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#628833 - 07/10/15 10:49 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: artwilliams]
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She has a hooker ad up today on Humaniplex.


Mature Adult Film Star Los Angeles NOW
Jul 10 2015 09:32AM
.DANA HAYES porn star.

The Ultimate Mature Woman stars in 240 films.
Absolutely Fabulous
For more info just search my name.
Take a walk on the mature wild side..
*** Early am is good and donation is lower.(before 9 am.)
** Night is cool... pre book your time please*
** All day just a pm away!***
DANA HAYES...the one and only.
OLDER BOLDER BETTER !
Sorry having a difficult time attaching a photo but search my name online for over a hundred free scenes of Dana Hayes
I look like my photos most say I am better in person.
Donation is for my time.
" Your pleasure is my business "
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#628835 - 07/10/15 12:31 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Damn, the Energizer bunny/Timex of granny sluts. She made it back to home base, porn valley LA!

From her Twitter -
Hello, I am now in Los Angeles Ca.
Always available for films and magazines and to meet my fans.!
\

Lucky the dog is earning his campaign medals.


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#628857 - 07/11/15 10:16 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: faceblaster]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
She has a hooker ad up today on Humaniplex.


Mature Adult Film Star Los Angeles NOW
Jul 10 2015 09:32AM
.DANA HAYES porn star.

The Ultimate Mature Woman stars in 240 films.
Absolutely Fabulous
For more info just search my name.
Take a walk on the mature wild side..
*** Early am is good and donation is lower.(before 9 am.)
** Night is cool... pre book your time please*

** All day just a pm away!***
DANA HAYES...the one and only.
OLDER BOLDER BETTER !
Sorry having a difficult time attaching a photo but search my name online for over a hundred free scenes of Dana Hayes
I look like my photos most say I am better in person.
Donation is for my time.
" Your pleasure is my business "


My nana would get up at 5am and go to bed when it got dark too.
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#628874 - 07/12/15 08:13 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Bluecipher Offline
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Pre-9 AM sounds like too early for good anal.
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#628887 - 07/12/15 06:10 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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She pissed off another set of whoreboard mods.

"luvinlioness's profile has been restricted due to their violation of the Terms of Service..."
(Humaniplex)
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#628898 - 07/13/15 10:38 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Everyone is just jealous and out to get her for no reason.
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#628939 - 07/15/15 03:10 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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"Donation is for my time. "

cough, cough.
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#629503 - 08/14/15 01:57 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Dana's Death Throes.

Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx 18h18 hours ago Los Angeles, CA
@lonewolf81574 213 858 6321 need help homeless dan a hayes
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@pornstarsreal Back in LA new number 213 858 6321 need work ! Dana Hayes
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Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx 20h20 hours ago Los Angeles, CA
@Big_Al_1970 i am homeless and in la and in n eed of help badly dana
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Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx Aug 12
@powderxxx Powder do you have any connects for badly needed work. Dana Hayes
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#629504 - 08/14/15 02:36 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
adv0cad0 Offline
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Dan, a Hayes.
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#629507 - 08/15/15 09:33 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx Aug 12
@powderxxx Powder do you have any connects for badly needed work. Dana Hayes



Powder? I had no idea Darth was still around.

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#629593 - 08/20/15 11:45 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Dana has to emigrate to Hungary (or Germany), the epicenters of Oma/Granny porn. A new lease on her porn life out there. She could be banging until she hits 90 if her holes hold out.
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#630265 - 09/21/15 02:06 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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"MacArthur Park"





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#630267 - 09/21/15 03:55 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Is she abandoning her dog like it suggests in the photo? Dana, if you're reading this, please PM me so I can get you help getting Lucky fostered or some sort of proper place; otherwise, someone will turn him into a shelter where he'll go on a euthanasia list if he doesn't get adopted in time. That time is usually very short. A lot of animals get killed.

Tweet me if you can't pm me. Twitter.com/giajordan

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#630268 - 09/21/15 04:08 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: gia jordan]
faceblaster Offline
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She does not read xpt. When I mentioned it to her on Hx, she went off on xpt and how cruel we are to her. Professional victim feels victimized.
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#630269 - 09/21/15 05:06 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Is she abandoning her dog like it suggests in the photo? Dana, if you're reading this, please PM me so I can get you help getting Lucky fostered or some sort of proper place; otherwise, someone will turn him into a shelter where he'll go on a euthanasia list if he doesn't get adopted in time. That time is usually very short. A lot of animals get killed.


Now that's fucking cool. I won't help you, but the dog...sure.
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#630270 - 09/21/15 05:28 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Well, it looks like the emergency has been resolved. She deleted the tweets about the dog situation, stolen tokens and computer, etc. Now we see only,
Dana Hayes &#8207;@danahayesxxx 3 hours ago
Hello. I am in Glendale today...Love to see you.
Call 213 8586321

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She's faster at re-writing the record than the Kremlin under Stalin ever as.

Hope the dog is OK. He'd have probably stayed near that rock until she came back to him.
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#630271 - 09/21/15 08:18 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about my trip because it was impromptu, I had to be in Manila Philippines for a program.

The program was successful but my journey has turned sour, I misplaced my wallet and cell phone on my way back to the hotel i lodged after i went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables i had. Now my passport is in custody of the hotel management pending when i make payment.

I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you but i have only few people to run to now. I will be indeed very grateful if i can get a loan of $1,850 from you, This will enable me sort my hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return home. Let me know if you can be of any assistance, Please let me know soonest.
Thanks so much.
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#630274 - 09/21/15 09:27 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Registered: 07/05/05
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA
I looked at the picture and I just saw the faux leather binder to the right that is chock full of stuff. All those worthless papers are what crackheads hold on to. So strange. Its the real life equivalent of George Costanza's wallet.
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#630275 - 09/21/15 10:35 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about my trip because it was impromptu, I had to be in Manila Philippines for a program.

The program was successful but my journey has turned sour, I misplaced my wallet and cell phone on my way back to the hotel i lodged after i went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables i had. Now my passport is in custody of the hotel management pending when i make payment.

I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you but i have only few people to run to now. I will be indeed very grateful if i can get a loan of $1,850 from you, This will enable me sort my hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return home. Let me know if you can be of any assistance, Please let me know soonest.
Thanks so much.
That spoof e-nail has been around the internet a hundred times by now.

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#630276 - 09/21/15 11:06 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Willie D]
Kingfish Offline
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So has Dana's plea for help. I do like the suicide angle, that is a new twist. I think. Animal abandonment seems to be effective new material as it got our own jaded Gia Jordan worried.

Apparently "desperation" must work, as she has been using that gimmick for as long as Bluecipher has been posting about her over the years. I had never heard of her before this thread as ancient, overweight miscegenists don't rank highly in my search for porn.

I wonder if she ever sells past the close on this approach, or just "desperate" enough for the white knights to swoop in and give her money. I wonder if she ever takes umbrage that a "classy gentleman" would be gauche enough to request sex after financially fortifying the Luvinlioness, because after all the "donation" was for her time only.
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#630278 - 09/22/15 08:58 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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The shtick has a new angle - save me or the dog gets it in the neck. It works!
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#630280 - 09/22/15 12:03 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: christianxxx]
JasonH Offline
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Originally Posted By: christianxxx
I looked at the picture and I just saw the faux leather binder to the right that is chock full of stuff. All those worthless papers are what crackheads hold on to. So strange. Its the real life equivalent of George Costanza's wallet.
Please explain this in further detail. Redeem yourself by providing a new tidbit of insight into the crackhead psyche. Your observations on the nuances of shattered humanity are quite poignant. So tell us more about the paperwork crackheads always possess. I've seen a few batshit insane people around here who drive around in cars filled to the brim with old newspapers. Is it something like this?
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#630283 - 09/22/15 01:21 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Funny, I knew exactly what he meant. Tin foil hat backup and research docs.
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#630289 - 09/22/15 07:00 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The shtick has a new angle - save me or the dog gets it in the neck. It works!



There ain't nothing new about that angle, but it worked alright... in 1973.





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#630290 - 09/22/15 07:44 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Heh. Good one!!
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#630295 - 09/22/15 09:41 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I like the "boobs or the bird dies" one better. Can't seem to find an animated gif or high quality vid at the moment though.

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#630306 - 09/23/15 05:57 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
J.B.
Unregistered


I do too, Steez, but I wanted to run with something that's been around since Dayna's started turning tricks. Couldn't find anything that old so I had to settle for '73.

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#630312 - 09/23/15 09:40 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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The Lioness is 61 I think. She started porn in 2004 or so. God knows who she was sucking off for roses before the beginning of this century. Let's hope Lucky is rolling in Alpo at the moment. That poor dog has probably seen more john ass than a hooker's bed. It has probably scarred him.
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#630314 - 09/23/15 01:09 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Willie D Offline

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Maybe we should change the name of the thread to "Someone please lend Dana Hayes a bag of Kibbles & Bits."

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#630315 - 09/23/15 03:13 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Edited by Bluecipher (09/23/15 04:52 PM)
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#630322 - 09/23/15 08:26 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The Lioness is 61 I think.


Which would make her ~19 in '73. Shit, it is contemporary, after all.

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#630328 - 09/24/15 08:41 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
A young, pre-gilf Dana






Looks like she was young back in the 70s.
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