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#626117 - 03/08/15 04:37 AM Broken toy Asia Carrera
lostboy Offline
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Porn legend Asia Carrera, whose driver’s license photo shows her wearing colander on her head, arrested for drunken driving

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...ticle-1.2140970

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#626119 - 03/08/15 09:52 AM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
adv0cad0 Offline
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Registered: 04/23/13
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Because respect for her was so high.
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#626120 - 03/08/15 10:11 AM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: adv0cad0]
Colonel Klink Offline
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Registered: 04/30/09
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Oh boy, some of us age well and some do not.

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#626122 - 03/08/15 11:47 AM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Anyone interested in seeing "Colander Girls?"

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#626123 - 03/08/15 11:55 AM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
I didn't realize it was against the law to drive a couch.
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#626128 - 03/08/15 01:25 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
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I hear she's a pretty bad diabetic. Not too smart, Ms. Mensa.

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#626130 - 03/08/15 02:15 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Mensa, what a fucking joke. This whore lauded her financial skills on her website back in the late 90s. Then, when her baby daddy bought the farm, she claimed poverty, and asked for money. Then she magically found a life insurance policy for the guy with her as the beneficiary, and she finally shut up.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/07/asia-carrera-porn-arrested-dui-daughter-car/

The stupid cunt was driving with her kid in the car? She's probably in line for an aggravated DUI because her bac was over .16 and because there was a minor in the car at the time. Jail time is in her future. In AZ, she'd be looking at a minimum of 25 days in Tent City.





Edited by Jerkules (03/08/15 05:23 PM)
Edit Reason: Had to be done. Sorry.

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#626131 - 03/08/15 02:55 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: adv0cad0]
Bluecipher Offline
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Originally Posted By: adv0cad0
Because respect for her was so high.


If you were a NYC hebe with Asian fever in the late 90s and early 00s you probably worshiped her butt.
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#626133 - 03/08/15 03:51 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
coveryisadick Offline
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you can wear a colander on your head for your license photo ? is that photo actually on her state i.d. ? not buying it.they freaked on me for wearing a baseball hat and made me take it off.

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#626139 - 03/08/15 05:07 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
Willie D Offline

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#626149 - 03/09/15 08:52 AM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: coveryisadick]
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Originally Posted By: coveryisadick
you can wear a colander on your head for your license photo ? is that photo actually on her state i.d. ? not buying it.they freaked on me for wearing a baseball hat and made me take it off.




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#626163 - 03/09/15 06:09 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Colonel Klink]
Over Lord Offline
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Originally Posted By: Colonel Klink
Oh boy, some of us age well and some do not.


I liked her back in the day based purely on the Asian factor, but she was a make-up queen (yeah, most are). I have no idea how old she actually is, but I don't think she looks that bad for the age I think she might be. Completely nuts however.

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#626190 - 03/10/15 02:11 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Over Lord]
Jeff Steward Offline
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Chick was always crazy as a fucking loon and was never very smart. Most all porn girls ive met over the years think they are geniuses sportswami
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#626192 - 03/10/15 02:51 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
In AZ, she'd be looking at a minimum of 25 days in Tent City.


Anyone interested in backing "Intensities in Tent Cities?"

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#626211 - 03/11/15 11:44 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Jeff Steward]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Originally Posted By: Jeff Steward
Chick was always crazy as a fucking loon and was never very smart. Most all porn girls ive met over the years think they are geniuses sportswami


I dream of finding a chick too stupid to be crazy.
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#626212 - 03/12/15 04:17 AM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Jerkules]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
Find one with the brain removed.

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#626216 - 03/12/15 11:05 AM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Mr. Meat]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Find one with the brain removed.


That is actually what I'm hoping for. Nice looking, burnt out stoner broad. One of them, "I don't drink, I just smoke pot" types.
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#626220 - 03/12/15 01:33 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Jerkules]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Find one with the brain removed.


That is actually what I'm hoping for. Nice looking, burnt out stoner broad. One of them, "I don't drink, I just smoke pot" types.
That sounds like the right type. But you may have to deal with the stench of patchouli. For some, that's a deal-breaker.

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#626223 - 03/12/15 03:17 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Willie D]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Find one with the brain removed.


That is actually what I'm hoping for. Nice looking, burnt out stoner broad. One of them, "I don't drink, I just smoke pot" types.
That sounds like the right type. But you may have to deal with the stench of patchouli. For some, that's a deal-breaker.


WHOA, brutha! I'm not talkin dirt merchant hippie broad. I'm going to need something that bathes and shaves. The cigarettes and ass stench that will be coating my face will only mask so much.
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#626228 - 03/12/15 06:00 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Jerkules]
Mr. Meat Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
patchouli masking the scent of unwashed female anus. I'm ready for that hep A infection, baby...

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#626229 - 03/12/15 07:20 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
The beauty of XPT is that threads take a turn in the oddest directions. That cunt running ADT would have shut this thing down long ago.

masturbanana

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#626234 - 03/12/15 11:22 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Willie D]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
That is actually what I'm hoping for. Nice looking, burnt out stoner broad. One of them, "I don't drink, I just smoke pot" types.


Agreed, but that's not necessarily "too stupid to be crazy" and there's a world of subtle difference. Patchooooooooolie is an absolute dealbreaker, though.


Originally Posted By: Willie D
The beauty of XPT is that threads take a turn in the oddest directions. That cunt running ADT would have shut this thing down long ago.


I haven't looked in a long time. Is there anything worth mocking over there anymore, or has it all become such a caricature that the mocking is redundant?

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#626249 - 03/14/15 10:26 AM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
Colonel Klink Offline
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Registered: 04/30/09
Posts: 178
Loc: Luft Stalag 13
If I recall correctly wasn't Asia at one time married to a guy named Bud Lee? If so didn't his first porn star wife Hyapatia Lee end up as some kind of nut job also, like she faked her death or something like that. Maybe it's the Bud factor.

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#626251 - 03/14/15 03:06 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: lostboy]
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Wasn't she the one who faked her death to collect on an insurance policy? All of Bud's exes have the magic insurance policies.

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#626328 - 03/19/15 01:23 PM Re: Broken toy Asia Carrera [Re: Willie D]
alfan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/04/07
Posts: 155
Loc: Southeast
This chick lied about being broke and got fools to send her money to bail her out and then, suddenly found money. I never got this babe and now I know why.....the make up covered more than the fading looks......yuck.

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