Anybody shooting porn in the Toronto Canada area? I own a full RED camera package including high end sound equipment and lighting. I've been shooting for over 25 years and have many movies and music videos on my resume. My day rate with gear is $800.00 for 8 hours with an 8 hour minimum. However, I will work in exchange for free sex with porn actresses, strippers and higher end hookers. Message me here if you're interested.

So, how do you determine if a hooker is "high end" enough for you? Do you pay the difference between the $800 and her going rate or is her side of the equation based on factoring her hourly rate too? Curious...

Escorts....I meant escorts but mostly I just wanna fuck the talent in any movie I shoot.

Try Nickelodeon TV. Ask for Dan Schneider

Why not just hire whores?

I understood that, I was just trying to determine how your proposed system worked. It sounds a bit like hillbilly Mike's method of selling spots in gangbangs to finance hiring the female talent. I'm not complaining, as long as the performers are okay with whatever arrangement is made, but by definition if someone is already "shooting porn" in the area, they probably have camera and operator already secured.

If you're really just wanting to offer some of the escorts/hookers/whatever some scenes for a website or a video resume in exchange for your own pleasure, you'd get more mileage going to where they might be found, very few willing to take the abuse of the crew at XPT.

No for reasons I won't go into here I can't just hire women for sex so I need to do a barter deal. I figure I'm saving some Producer/Director a bundle unless you guys are now paying amateurs to shoot with home video cameras. I see some feature type porn videos that are well Directed, nicely lit and with excellent production values...that's the kind of work I do on the straight side of the movie business. With me you get a lot of bang for your buck so to speak.

So they are supposed to hire some creep with a camera who wants to fuck the whores for a feature movie? Do I have that right?

Go easy man I haven't been laid for almost 13 years. I'm in a sexless marriage sticking around for my kids who are now young teens and need me. I can't spend big sums of money for sex because my wife and I have a joint bank account so I'm trying the barter deal approach. And it is a good deal $80 thousand plus worth of equipment for free basically.

Then what you really don't want to happen is to bring your RED rig over to some sleazy motel room, get punched by the suitcase, and left holding your cock and minus $80,000 worth of equipment.

Should have skipped the gear and fucked 80,000 worth of whores.

Edit: Or bought an 80k sports car. You'd be advertising wherever you went and wouldn't have to make these posts. Are you hauling that gear in a ford focus?

I have at least $80K in blowjobs on hundreds of mini-dv tapes. Will swap the tapes for the camera. Deal?

Money well spent! I expect you to spend at least twice as much on your child's education

What in the fuck do you know about education, Cryin? Even people with Downs Syndrome think you're a moron.

I know quite a bit more than you about porn whores between the years of 2004 and 2009. Perhaps the very best time to be around the biz. And I know during that entire time you've done nothing but complain which is all you'll ever do.

Yeah, you know how to let fat hookers piss on your head while Jim Powers and Oriana make fun of you. Nice career. Almost as stellar as that broccoli tattoo on your concave sternum.

Sorry about the foreclosure up in Redding. Hope you are well.

I don't need you explaining how I met your mother but I'm doing quite well. You trying to piece together all this personal info about me is very flattering (and a little creepy) but your sources are way off. I left Redding years before this 'foreclosure' you speak of, lol. Try again dipshit.

You caring so much about you porn "legacy" is your own undoing. Cooing about jizzing on whores 10 years ago basically means (i) you had no self esteem back then, and (ii) you have no job now.

Don't worry about me you inaccurate jack ass. Focus on your own boring life.

Will someone PLEASE buy my library for 10 cents on the dollar so I, too, can buy a RED digital cinema camera and make more content for which nobody is willing to pay 5 cents on the dollar?

I am running out of food stamps and the glue on the back is giving me horrible indigestion.

i have a ipad with 16gb of storage. i will fuck any yall whores and you can record it on the pad,