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#62057 - 10/09/04 05:27 PM
Melissa Lauren rocks
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I said this and I "so" mean it...
"Also, I'd like to request a thread where Melissa Lauren and Piotr have a conversation (in English)."
Melissa you are hot!
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#62058 - 10/09/04 09:50 PM
Re: Melissa Lauren rocks
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Don't get too high on her B, she is actually a he. Like Einhorn who turned out to be finkle, meliss turned out to be brandon. I said that i was 50/50 about it and then she said well do you want me to webcam a pic of myself holding up a sign to prove it (he was obviously bluffing and expecting me to say no), i called it and said yes then i got uhh i can't find my web cam i will do it tomorrow, 4 days later still nothing. WORD.
Edited by smelly monkey (10/09/04 09:51 PM)
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#62060 - 10/10/04 07:10 AM
Re: Melissa Lauren rocks
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
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is this thread a sattire? it's turned into a three sphincter circus. rock on
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#62062 - 10/12/04 04:20 AM
Re: Melissa Lauren rocks
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Just saw Melissa in one of the meatmembers episodes. She definitely rocks. Some notable quotes (as near as I can remember):
"ohhh yeah, das so fookin gud, fook my ass" "no...slap my ass strongear"
I felt like Gomez Adams when Morticia spoke French.
I feel sorry for her because of the parolees she was with, but her breasts, ass and enthusiasm were smoking hot. If she made any mistakes in her performance, it was at the very end, after catching three loads directly in her mouth, she almost-for a split second, gagged. Like her belly spasmed on her but she swallowed it back. But then, some of you sick fucks would probably like that.
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