EXXXOTICA New Jersey (http://nj.exxxoticaexpo.com), taking place November 7-9, is entering its seventh year at the New Jersey Convention and Expo Center in Edison, NJ. Historically a show of epic proportions, the 2014 edition of EXXXOTICA New Jersey will definitely carry on the tradition.

General Admission and VIP tickets are on sale now at EXXXOTICA's website, http://eXXXoticaExpo.com, as thousands of fans are ready to meet the biggest names in adult entertainment, buy the most unique and exclusive products, mingle with the sexy EXXXOTICA Hotties, enjoy the non-stop action on the massive EXXXOTICA Entertainment Stage and immerse themselves in the show’s sizzling seminar series. VIP ticket holders can also get admission to the hottest after-parties, receive various free items and get amazing discounts on products, and lots more. Also returning to both shows EXXXOTICA’s infamous "Ladies Free Friday" promotion, sponsored by Arrangement Finders (http://arrangementfinders.com), where women get free general admission to the show. Women can avoid the lines and get their free tickets now by registering online at http://nj.exxxoticaexpo.com/ladies-free-friday.

Some of the biggest names in adult have already confirmed for EXXXOTICA New Jersey, including fan favorites such as: Ron Jeremy, Tera Patrick, Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Lisa Ann, Kayden Kross, Allie Haze, Teagan Presley, Evan Stone, Stormy Daniels, Tanya Tate, Rubberdoll, Tasha Reign, Veronica Rodriguez, Phoenix Marie, Joanna Angel, Vicki Chase, and dozens more. When the doors open, fans will be treated to over 150 of the hottest names in adult entertainment. The show floors will also be jam-packed with over 100 exhibitors selling the latest and greatest adult products ranging from the wild to mild. Stars appearing, key exhibitors and sponsors, as well as stage, seminar and after parties can all be found on the sites.

I would like to attend but only if my idea of a Kissing Booth is allowed.

Ron Jeremy already has that concession locked up.

You should do a feet licking booth. $20 bucks and you'll lick the feet for 5 minutes.

not a good idea, that would send people running for the exits.

I can't get in to the Adult Entertainment Expo without paying $175 and now I'm being shut out of Exxxotica, too? Fuck my life!

The kind with a little moat in front for the women to step into so you're the same height?

I'm working on the design as we speak.

Free acyclovir would be more apropos. nyuk!

I will chip in for gas and help with the driving for anyone leaving from Los Angeles.

to new jersey??? Cheaper to fly, no?

Brandon is thinking of shooting some scenes across country - a sort of "Load My Flyover Mouth"

I'm on a no frills budget. But I am serious about sharing gas and driving if anyone wants to do a road trip.

Check out my button-fly jumpsuit.

With the exxxpo only a few days away, the list of attending pornhoes and meat puppets keeps getting bigger, but still no Brandon Iron. Invite must've gotten lost in the mail.

Like a last-minute Governor's reprieve, I am counting on an invite and ticket to come in the mail. Don't leave me hanging, New Jersey.
I am going to Kinko's right now and copying 1,500 of these to sign.

So, the Invite must've gone to the dead letter office or Brandon was in Ebola quarantine @ Newark Airport because there was no sign of the roaming gnome. Anyway, my pix & report will be online asap.

You'll all be sorry when I build Exxxotica Canoga Park into the biggest trade show in the industry.

If I have not been bouncing across the globe I am always down for road trip. and a brandon iron road trip should be documented as some post-modern expression of rejecting the mike south mafia.

and you're bringing Delilah Davis with you? we can tie her down in the back so she doesn't bounce around. hammy