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#412800 - 11/21/09 04:56 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
CxGxPx Offline
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Registered: 04/16/09
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Spot on CGP... Tila and her have the same insect like face but one is shit colored, and gets beat by linebackers.




Tila just had a 2 hour long melt down on webcam, I missed it before it was pulled. (I'm sure it's been saved and re uploaded somewhere else by now) She was getting drunk/high pulling out her tampon, babbling about how her life sucks, everyone else sucks, all kinds if histrionics. It's supposed to be up there with that tweaker bitch that was on cam4 all the time...evaforever or whatever her name was.
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#412801 - 11/21/09 05:07 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 04/16/09
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I mean, I'm not trying to front. If given the chance to stick my penis inside her I would, but that's not really saying much.


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#412802 - 11/21/09 05:13 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Hear ya bro... I'd bang that bitch so hard that the Carnys would owe me like a dozen goldfish for all the Nuvarings I had hanging off my cawk.

Winner winner..chick-shunned dinner.
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#412803 - 11/21/09 05:31 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Hear ya bro... I'd bang that bitch so hard that the Carnys would owe me like a dozen goldfish for all the Nuvarings I had hanging off my cawk.

Winner winner..chick-shunned dinner.





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#412804 - 11/21/09 05:42 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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People don't like me for liking you.
Don't blame me for saying that... Charin made me go to AA and my honesty isn't my fault. Well it is but since he made me go.. ya, you know.
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#412805 - 11/21/09 10:32 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

Spot on CGP... Tila and her have the same insect like face but one is shit colored, and gets beat by linebackers.




Tila just had a 2 hour long melt down on webcam, I missed it before it was pulled. (I'm sure it's been saved and re uploaded somewhere else by now) She was getting drunk/high pulling out her tampon, babbling about how her life sucks, everyone else sucks, all kinds if histrionics. It's supposed to be up there with that tweaker bitch that was on cam4 all the time...evaforever or whatever her name was.




WOW, I never knew this chick turned into such a dirty piece of meat. Awesome. I remember getting stupid requests to add her on Myspace like 3 years ago.
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#412806 - 11/22/09 08:31 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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...I remember getting stupid requests to add her on Myspace like 3 years ago.






Eric, we all know that the only thing a woman has ever requested of you is that you stay outside the 100 yard radius in the restraining order.

Good effort though.
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#412807 - 11/22/09 11:05 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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I think Eric has MySpace confused with Give Me My Space.
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#412808 - 11/23/09 12:17 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Wah-wah-wah....ba-dum-ching, and a “hey, yo, whoa”.
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#412809 - 11/23/09 12:18 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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I think Eric has MySpace confused with Give Me My Space.




^ Bwahahahahaa!!
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#412810 - 11/24/09 12:25 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 92
Loc: Splatican City
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yeah, i fucked that whore, who i knew as 'rae rae'.

she's classically beautiful, but she turned out to be a total bitch. she has that obese pimp guy out in cali and he's the only dude she actually sticks with becauz he gots a buttload of cash, me, im just a blue collar guy trying to live my life as a painter, buck to buck, gettin what pussy i can get.

well long story short, i got tired of playing second baseman, so i dropped that trick. i mean, its like my pops used to tell me, 'all women are whores' but rae rae took the fukin cake dude, she'd fuck anything that moves (even pathetic 28 year old virgins. lol).

anyways here are some grievunses i had wit her:

she had this annoying habit of taking huge stinking dumps after i got thru fuckin her, and goddamn that usually spoiled the moment. and i wont even go through the time she didnt bother to be prepared for me fuckin her ass. my lil petey hates to get muddy while goin down the hershey hi-way (lil petey is 8 1/2 inches, btw, ladies. so "lil petey" is kinda a joke, like callin a big black dude "tiny").

and the new years eve we spent together was really special, til the bitch vomited on me. and i kno damn well she can usually hold her liquor, so im sure she did that shit on purpose, cuz she knew i was wearing one of my best Affliction t'shirts and she wanted to fuckin ruin it.. the fuckin whore!!!!!!!!!

Here we are from last xmas, in happyer times.






wow. just...wow. this guys is a fucking piece of work. the prick's spelling is more of a trainwreck than bree's lascivious life, not to mention his pathetic love of an affliction shirt and letting the "ladies" on xpt know about his dubious cock size. are we starting to see a pattern of bree's choices of sexual partners.....
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#412811 - 11/24/09 03:06 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 09/23/04
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One of her appearances on Opie & Anthony was rebroadcast today- the bitch ain't picky at all.

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#412812 - 02/14/10 11:15 AM Happy B-& V-Day, Peteybilt!
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#412813 - 02/14/10 11:28 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 11/01/09
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Catching Up... - I just updated my official blog at Jayden Jaymes Triple X Dot Com...

Here's a little piece...

"...So… let’s see… what have I been doing… Well, I’ve definitely been shooting A LOT of content. I’m due to officially launch the XXX site on August 1st, so we’re sort of in a scramble, but I’m excited. In the past week or so, I’ve shot a girl/girl, ballerina themed scene with Louisa Lanewood, a girl/girl, CandyLand themed scene with Ava Rose, a boy/girl/girl scene with Dylan Ryder and Johnny Castle, a boy/girl/girl scene with Anthony Rosano and Isis Taylor, a boy/girl/girl scene with Sarah Vandella and Justice Young… and I swear I’ve done more but I can’t remember…
With all of those content shoots, I also managed to squeeze in a few paid shoots: a boy/girl scene with Van Styles for Vouyer with Jerry,
a boy/girl scene for Venom Video with Jenner (Eww… I’ll explain later…), and a goy/girl scene for William H. at Elegant Angel with Anthony Rosano. The scenes for Vouyer and Elegant were HOT…

as for Jenner… Oh my God!!! My exact text to Derrick Pierce (who was on set that day shooting), “Doing Jenner was like doing a special ed kid. How does a man that old and in porn not know how to fuck, let alone not understand that consistent taps on the leg means to stop because it doesn’t feel good?!?!?! Hello… Can we say, “No List”! Wow…” Hahahaha. I felt bad for the guy. He grossed me out. I honestly think that it was because he has a smaller dick than what I’m used to, so in his attempts to ‘open up’ for the camera (which is difficult with an ass my size!), he persisted to fuck me with such a lack of skill… and it was 100 degrees in the studio we were shooting at, and his fat, sweaty body hovering over mine was making me sick! lol. Whatever. I told Regina (the production manager) that I need to pick the guys next time so I can give her a REAL scene. She just laughed and said she felt sorry for me. (By the way, Jenner was a replacement because Alec Knight had cancelled at the last minute. Damnit… now THAT would’ve been a good scene!)

Amidst all of the shooting, I actually cancelled a few scenes due to the obscene amount of drama in my life with my family and with the whole McNabb thing (not having to do with one another). I was under so much stress and just irritated, and I’d rather reschedule and give a GREAT scene, then to be pissed off on set and give a so-so performance. Since I had a few days off, my friend Brando asked me and Phoenix to put together a birthday party/BBQ for our friend Shameless… which he thought would help take my mind of everything else by keeping busy… And it did! We through such a great birthday party… the food was good, the alcohol was flowing, and everyone was happy… Especially with the rainbow penis cake! lol..."!

XoXoX
JJ

Sunday, Juli 26, 2009 
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#412814 - 02/15/10 08:10 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I just updated my official blog at Jayden Jaymes Triple X Dot Com...




Dane Cross no likey ...
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#412815 - 02/17/10 05:50 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 01/19/10
Posts: 58
Loc: West Oz
This has to be one of the most epic threads on any forum I have ever visited. That Petey cat was too damned funny, it is a shame he was gagged from talking anymore, but is that porn guy above really him? He bears a startling resemblance to Petey, but I am not sure if it is really him

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#616074 - 08/20/14 11:23 PM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Peteybilt]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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+1

What was the whole genesis of the "chair leg" angle? Anyone remember?

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#616075 - 08/21/14 12:57 AM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Peteybilt]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
I thought she told Eric that she lost her virginity to her chair leg. I could be wrong though. It was many years ago and there was a whole bunch of threads Eric was melting in, I think.

This all happened a couple months after I registered and I only had a few posts under my belt.
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#616081 - 08/21/14 09:59 AM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Peteybilt]
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
was just thinking about this thread last night haha. gold.
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#616099 - 08/21/14 08:08 PM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Peteybilt]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/16/14
Posts: 362
Loc: Ovah hea now
I recall this being an epic thread, and Bree was the perfect amount of crazy to be a tremendous fuck. Gonna have to reread this
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#616102 - 08/21/14 08:53 PM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Peteybilt]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Barry was a noob too when this thread kicked off.
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#616119 - 08/22/14 11:10 AM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Peteybilt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I think I came in when she was running down this dirt road to get away from Bubba the Love Sponge.
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#616124 - 08/22/14 01:57 PM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
+1

What was the whole genesis of the "chair leg" angle? Anyone remember?


I thought it started with her people posting bullshit dirty posts on FB/Twit/whatever about her sex drive. (She) would say crazy shit to get the fanbois rev'd up. One was about her humping a chair leg because she was so horny. They would post stuff about her fucking strangers and random fans. At least that's my fuzzy memory of it.
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#616129 - 08/22/14 02:51 PM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Peteybilt]
HillbillyHarry Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
This feels like I need to read this for my history class on whores

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#616152 - 08/22/14 08:44 PM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: faceblaster]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: Willie D
+1

What was the whole genesis of the "chair leg" angle? Anyone remember?


I thought it started with her people posting bullshit dirty posts on FB/Twit/whatever about her sex drive. (She) would say crazy shit to get the fanbois rev'd up. One was about her humping a chair leg because she was so horny. They would post stuff about her fucking strangers and random fans. At least that's my fuzzy memory of it.
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#616153 - 08/22/14 08:45 PM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Peteybilt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
History of Porn Stars 101- Daddy Loves You. It's a fun class.
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#616262 - 08/24/14 05:04 AM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: Peteybilt]
KidRibz Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/13/12
Posts: 502
Loc: Los Angeles
Holy Sheep shit..... Why have I been reading this thread since 530 am?

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#616267 - 08/24/14 06:03 AM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: KidRibz]
HillbillyHarry Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Holy Sheep shit..... Why have I been reading this thread since 530 am?


waiting for the meds to kick in?

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#616281 - 08/24/14 12:55 PM Re: i banged bree olson!! [Re: HillbillyHarry]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I never banged Bree olson.

blush
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