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#616049 - 08/20/14 03:16 PM Tristan Stadtmuller
Mr. Meat Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/12/12 Posts: 1329	This guy is a fucking space cadet without a gyroscope. The guy bangs Nikita Denise and she tricks him. Now he spends every waking moment pissing and moaning like a 30 lb. Louisiana feral cat in heat. I guess this fucking tool is in 'Ripley's Believe It or Not!" for breaking his feet during basic training and not noticing for 3 months or some shit, which really doesn't surprise me. Dick head's Twitter is virtual endless pissing and moaning: https://twitter.com/Stadtmullerchao
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#616092 - 08/21/14 06:12 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
Mr. Meat Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/12/12 Posts: 1329	Today Tristan is being a full tilt psycho.
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#616248 - 08/23/14 09:57 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
Smokezilla Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/16/14 Posts: 362 Loc: Ovah hea now	Holy shit what a twat _________________________ The Dirk Diggler of twitter sluts. 2013 Champion of slaying bitches off social media for a little bit of coin and party favors aka drugs. You mad?
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#616251 - 08/23/14 10:35 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
adv0cad0 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/23/13 Posts: 417	Dork Duped by Paunchy Foreigner Whore, News at 11. _________________________ "wait....we have souls?" - HillbillyHarry
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#616257 - 08/24/14 01:29 AM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
Smokezilla Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/16/14 Posts: 362 Loc: Ovah hea now	Back in the day before every chick took dick in the butt, she was a dick in the butt pioneer though. Sounded like Barry White when she talked though _________________________ The Dirk Diggler of twitter sluts. 2013 Champion of slaying bitches off social media for a little bit of coin and party favors aka drugs. You mad?
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#616304 - 08/24/14 07:24 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
Mr. Meat Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/12/12 Posts: 1329	There was a massive blow out today. Nikita stepped in and laid down the law. Donkey said the guy is a fucking niwit for falling in love with a whore. He's right. That's rare for that clown.
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#616314 - 08/24/14 09:36 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12903 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Whores are for fucking, not catching feelings. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#616317 - 08/24/14 11:24 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Jerkules]
HillbillyHarry Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 422 Loc: Appalachia	Originally Posted By: Jerkules Whores are for fucking, not catching feelings. truer words have never been spoken
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#616339 - 08/25/14 04:39 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
Mr. Meat Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/12/12 Posts: 1329	Looks like he packed it in and shut off his account. Thought Marines didn't cave that easy. The whore wins over the bleeding heart white knight every time.
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#616346 - 08/25/14 06:15 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Smokezilla]
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Originally Posted By: Smokezilla Back in the day before every chick took dick in the butt, she was a dick in the butt pioneer though. Sounded like Barry White when she talked though Everytime she speaks I hear "moose and sqvirrel". _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#616392 - 08/26/14 02:32 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Spunko]
Mr. Meat Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/12/12 Posts: 1329	OK, Apparently Tristan turned off his account temporarily to go find some small animals to eat alive to recharge his life force. He's back and being a ball's out, berserking maniac.
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#616418 - 08/27/14 08:30 AM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
Vice Admiral Human Garbage Registered: 09/18/08 Posts: 1574 Loc: DIEGO!	A MARINE. For Christ's sake.
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#616752 - 08/30/14 07:40 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Vice Admiral]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Thought Marines didn't cave that easy. A marine married Cali Marie. And, stayed married after he caught her escorting on the side. Fought with the john on this board in fact. The Marines of Iwo Jima aren't the Marines of today. That putz Sandy Alderson was a marine. I think Vietnam killed the Marines. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#616755 - 08/30/14 07:57 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!! Quote: Thought Marines didn't cave that easy. A marine married Cali Marie. And, stayed married after he caught her escorting on the side. Fought with the john on this board in fact. The Marines of Iwo Jima aren't the Marines of today. That putz Sandy Alderson was a marine. I think Vietnam killed the Marines. No standards anymore. That's probably why J.B.'s ilk was accepted wherever in the armed forces to then be culled. Casualties of moar.
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#616773 - 08/31/14 02:53 AM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: drained]
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5206 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	come play with the lonely squeek, JB. Attachments Come play with us, Danny.jpg (168 downloads) _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#616777 - 08/31/14 06:35 AM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	Originally Posted By: faceblaster come play with the lonely squeek, JB. Attachments master-blaster-mad-max-road-warrior.jpg (0 downloads)
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#616778 - 08/31/14 07:25 AM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
J.B. Unregistered	Nope. He still doesn't get it.
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#616786 - 08/31/14 11:17 AM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5206 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	That's because in involves humor, something she is unfamiliar with. Play that Patton Oswalt clip I posted. _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#618091 - 09/15/14 08:31 PM Re: Tristan Stadtmuller [Re: Mr. Meat]
Mr. Meat Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/12/12 Posts: 1329	If anyone's interested, this insane fucker is still going off.
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