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#615635 - 08/13/14 12:02 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Fiend2]
Mr. Meat Offline
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I remember that story. The chick was hacked up and stuffed inside a suitcase. They identified her from the serial numbers on her breast implants.

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#615636 - 08/13/14 12:26 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
Willie D Offline

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With all the tats, reconstituting her corpse would be a lot easier. Just like doing a jigsaw puzzle.

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#615640 - 08/13/14 02:01 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Apparently 4Chan got war machine so frustrated that he started smashing his own face in.

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#615642 - 08/13/14 02:49 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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That was last year.

click for full size



Edited by Jerkules (08/13/14 02:50 PM)
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#615643 - 08/13/14 02:57 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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has anyone checked lela star ass to make sure war machine aint hiding out in it.

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#615644 - 08/13/14 02:58 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Jerkules]
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Yeh, I knew that. I was heralding war machine's amazing talent at Ed Nortoning himself.

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#615646 - 08/13/14 04:16 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Exclusive: Dog 'Bounty Hunter' claims he's close to 'War Machine' arrest, warns him to 'stop now' unless he wants to die

http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/12/599675...-machine-arrest
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#615649 - 08/13/14 07:53 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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i hope war machine scraps with dog big tittied wifey.

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#615659 - 08/14/14 12:11 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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SAve a ho fund is up to 54K. Getting beat up is probably the most profitable thing she's ever done.
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#615660 - 08/14/14 12:25 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Fiend2]
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Originally Posted By: Fiend2
SAve a ho fund is up to 54K. Getting beat up is probably the most profitable thing she's ever done.


Hopefully she'll blow it all on meth, tattoos and shoes, real quick, then file bankruptcy when the medical bills come in.
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#615661 - 08/14/14 12:28 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
SAve a ho fund is up to 54K. Getting beat up is probably the most profitable thing she's ever done.


Hopefully she'll blow it all on meth, tattoos and shoes, real quick, then file bankruptcy when the medical bills come in.


If you look the other chicks involved in the fund are sex workers as well so I'm guessing someone will pilfer some cash or a big fight over the money is coming soon.
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#615668 - 08/14/14 05:13 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Looks like TMZ finally gave Mack's statement the sniff test:

http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/14/war-machine-christy-mack-photo-mma-fight-3-weeks-ago/

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#615669 - 08/14/14 07:38 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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You know I have to say this... I feel bad for Christy Mack and the brutal beating she received. That form of violence is never justified no matter what "War Machine" may have walked in on with Christy and her "male friend". However... my sympathy is marginal and here is why...

1. I have to question anyone crazy enough to legally change their name from Jon Koppenhaver to "War Machine". "Hey kids, your uncle "War Machine" is here!" That screams fucking idiot right off the bat. Like getting a girlfriends name tattooed anywhere on your body. Just stupidity with a capital DUMB! That was Christy's first ignored red flag.

2. This ball snot coward has a public history for not only violence (spent a year in jail assaulting someone in 2010)--but domestic violence. Including a very public fight over then porn girlfriend Allanah Rae. Ignored flag number 2.

3. He beat her multiple times before! I know domestic violence is a psychological mind fuck between the victim and the perpetrator. But me...I take that shit personally. Disrespect me more than once... then I am out. I don't care about their "my daddy beat me... mommy was fucking the U.P.S. man--or the neighbors" excuses they have.. man the fuck up! Flag number 3.

We have all heard stories of domestic violence calls where someone is beating the shit out of a woman and an innocent bystander will step in--then the bitch will attack him and testify on the side of her man.. who was beating the shit out of her in the first place! Maybe I don't understand this---but my sympathy level is low.

Personally the best thing that could happen right now is they catch this asshole and he gets a minimum of 10 years to work on his anger issues and his macrame. I am sure he'll be some nice butt candy for some guys in max-- They'll get a kick out of his cute moniker: "War Machine". Or the other possibility and a favor to society is that he just offs himself and saves the taxpayers some money. Before he kills someone else.

Either way... there has been a lot of money raised for Christy and I truly wish good things for her after this. I just hope she uses it wisely-- and doesn't spit in everyone who donated's face by ever having contact with this serial thug again.

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#615670 - 08/14/14 07:46 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Looks like TMZ finally gave Mack's statement the sniff test:

http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/14/war-machine-christy-mack-photo-mma-fight-3-weeks-ago/


This surely won't help War Machine, as it means the domestic violence statute can be applied to this case, and that means he's fucked. If it's domestic violence the state will prosecute over Christy Mack's objections.

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#615675 - 08/14/14 12:26 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: 2Savage]
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I wonder how Raven Alexis terminal cancer is doing these days? She raised a grip of cash so girl gotta be on top of the line chemotherapies, radiations, all that.

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#615677 - 08/14/14 12:42 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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I think her story is going to unravel a bit more. War Machine shouldn't have beat her that badly but it seems like there's alot she's leaving out or at least altered to put her and her "friend" in a much better light.

War Machine is screwed either way especially since he did a runner.
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#615680 - 08/14/14 01:29 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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#615681 - 08/14/14 01:40 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Fiend2]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Welp, I think Jerk's right. She was going away to a tattoo convention that weekend and needed cash. Probably wanted enough for a high-end tat. So she dialed up a swingin' dick with fat stacks. Does Mack advertise on Luxury Companion or something?

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#615689 - 08/14/14 07:27 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Fiend2]
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It really doesn't matter if her story is full of lies about their relationship, what she said, etc. There is no justification for what he did and he will pay the price. It is sad that discrediting her is somehow a justification for beating her up in the eyes of a lot of people. Even if she is the worst and most lying scummy woman on earth it is not justified.

Even if she is lying about them breaking up, or lying about the guy, or whatever... still can't justify what he did. Period.

Thing is, if he stayed and let himself get arrested, he would have got a much better sentence. This running stuff will make it a lot worse especially if he pleads not guilty and forces a trial.

A jury/judge will see what a horrible human War Machine is and throw the book at him regardless of how bad they paint Christy Mack (and she is not a good person herself so there is lots of dirt they will throw at her but it won't keep War out of a long prison term)


Edited by CockSmoker (08/14/14 07:30 PM)

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#615690 - 08/14/14 07:43 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Fiend2]
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Originally Posted By: Fiend2
War Machine shouldn't have beat her that badly


by making this quote you imply it was ok to beat her, just on a less severe level.

Are you serious man? I know this is a rather rough porn forum who take joy in seeing girls suffer and all that, but I really hope you don't have a female partner.

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#615695 - 08/14/14 08:45 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Bon Vivant]
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Originally Posted By: Bon Vivant
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
It would be hilarious if Dog ended up in the hospital beat to shit.

Unlikely, Dog is tweeting from Hawaii, probably the one place War Machine is guaranteed not to be.


this dog hype is just that. War machine can and will unleash death on any 3 people dog brings with him. they better come taser heavy and probably pack a net to old school bring him down.
WM is a trained killer in top shape. He's legit reality television whereas dog is nancy grace like, that is produced television.

It's more likely that jons brother or friends decide to grab the 10k and roll on him.
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#615700 - 08/14/14 09:57 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: CockSmoker]
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Originally Posted By: CockSmoker
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
War Machine shouldn't have beat her that badly


by making this quote you imply it was ok to beat her, just on a less severe level.

Are you serious man? I know this is a rather rough porn forum who take joy in seeing girls suffer and all that, but I really hope you don't have a female partner.




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#615702 - 08/14/14 10:05 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: CockSmoker]
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Originally Posted By: CockSmoker
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
War Machine shouldn't have beat her that badly


by making this quote you imply it was ok to beat her, just on a less severe level.

Are you serious man? I know this is a rather rough porn forum who take joy in seeing girls suffer and all that, but I really hope you don't have a female partner.


Some broads could use a smack or 2 from time to time, and never underestimate the the ability a stiff yoke up has to bring a broad back into the moment, but all of this should be used for a chick who wants to stay. Bitch catchin stray dick, off the clock, or just wanna leave, there the door bitch, I'll hold it open for ya, so it don't even hitcha.

Getting all goofy "I can't live w/o you" and beating em up cause yer butthurt, or beating up the next dude who taps her, certainly aint no Alpha Male Shit. It just shows who the real bitch in the relationship is.
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#615704 - 08/14/14 10:10 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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He will flip the fuck out and start killing if cornered. he's going down methinks.

but if he makes it , i am going to abuse the shit out of Christy Mack on twitter if she gets back with him.
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#615713 - 08/15/14 12:22 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
He will flip the fuck out and start killing if cornered. he's going down methinks.

but if he makes it , i am going to abuse the shit out of Christy Mack on twitter if she gets back with him.


If she reconciles with him after this, I will have to admit she will at that point deserve no more sympathy from anyone. And she would likely be killed at some point once he was out of prison for this.


Edited by CockSmoker (08/15/14 12:27 AM)

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#615714 - 08/15/14 12:24 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Bon Vivant
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
It would be hilarious if Dog ended up in the hospital beat to shit.

Unlikely, Dog is tweeting from Hawaii, probably the one place War Machine is guaranteed not to be.


this dog hype is just that. War machine can and will unleash death on any 3 people dog brings with him. they better come taser heavy and probably pack a net to old school bring him down.
WM is a trained killer in top shape. He's legit reality television whereas dog is nancy grace like, that is produced television.

It's more likely that jons brother or friends decide to grab the 10k and roll on him.


War Machine, for all he is, can't stop several guys with tasers, restraining devices, and whatever other methods they have. Yeah, he could kick the fuck out of dog one V one (as could a lot of the guys Dog catches, he is in his 60s after all), but that isn't what is going to happen. This isn't a wild west showdown; it is a group of people trained to restrain very dangerous people. It's really silly to think Dog will fail because he couldn't beat War in a fight. Every day police officers and bounty hunters arrest people they couldn't take one on one.

He better hope Dog is the one to find him (assuming he wishes to live), because if it is actual police, he will likely get shot if he tries anything .Dog has this mission to "help guys" and will not make an attempt to kill him. If War tries to beat up some cops, one of their partners will pull the trigger.


Edited by CockSmoker (08/15/14 12:30 AM)

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#615716 - 08/15/14 12:30 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: 2Savage]
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Originally Posted By: 2Savage
You know I have to say this... I feel bad for Christy Mack and the brutal beating she received. That form of violence is never justified no matter what "War Machine" may have walked in on with Christy and her "male friend". However... my sympathy is marginal and here is why...

1. I have to question anyone crazy enough to legally change their name from Jon Koppenhaver to "War Machine". "Hey kids, your uncle "War Machine" is here!" That screams fucking idiot right off the bat. Like getting a girlfriends name tattooed anywhere on your body. Just stupidity with a capital DUMB! That was Christy's first ignored red flag.

2. This ball snot coward has a public history for not only violence (spent a year in jail assaulting someone in 2010)--but domestic violence. Including a very public fight over then porn girlfriend Allanah Rae. Ignored flag number 2.

3. He beat her multiple times before! I know domestic violence is a psychological mind fuck between the victim and the perpetrator. But me...I take that shit personally. Disrespect me more than once... then I am out. I don't care about their "my daddy beat me... mommy was fucking the U.P.S. man--or the neighbors" excuses they have.. man the fuck up! Flag number 3.

We have all heard stories of domestic violence calls where someone is beating the shit out of a woman and an innocent bystander will step in--then the bitch will attack him and testify on the side of her man.. who was beating the shit out of her in the first place! Maybe I don't understand this---but my sympathy level is low.

Personally the best thing that could happen right now is they catch this asshole and he gets a minimum of 10 years to work on his anger issues and his macrame. I am sure he'll be some nice butt candy for some guys in max-- They'll get a kick out of his cute moniker: "War Machine". Or the other possibility and a favor to society is that he just offs himself and saves the taxpayers some money. Before he kills someone else.

Either way... there has been a lot of money raised for Christy and I truly wish good things for her after this. I just hope she uses it wisely-- and doesn't spit in everyone who donated's face by ever having contact with this serial thug again.


#2 has been the only thing that has been on my mind with this situation. Porn is relatively a small commmunity. The Alanah Rae situation happened at an industry party, was in public, and involved one of if not the biggest porn agents.

No one told her about this guy?
No one ever said "Oh shit you're dating THAT crazy asshole?" Or "Hey that crazy asshole War Machine was just talking to you. Ever hear about that party he went ape shit, and beat his then porn star girl friend up in front of everyone?"

I think of this and then I always come back to this one quote from the movie "As Good as it Gets."

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#615717 - 08/15/14 05:17 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Did a little detective work on Mack's Twitter page. The broke-up-with-him-in-May disclosure is unraveling a bit more. If you hated the prick and ostracized him from your life, why the fuck are you posting pics of him doing you in the ass in late July? Maybe I still don't understand whores.



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#615718 - 08/15/14 06:18 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Did a little detective work on Mack's Twitter page. The broke-up-with-him-in-May disclosure is unraveling a bit more. If you hated the prick and ostracized him from your life, why the fuck are you posting pics of him doing you in the ass in late July? Maybe I still don't understand whores.




Is there a FLOP related to this?

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#615719 - 08/15/14 06:20 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Walrus]
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Originally Posted By: Walrus
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Did a little detective work on Mack's Twitter page. The broke-up-with-him-in-May disclosure is unraveling a bit more. If you hated the prick and ostracized him from your life, why the fuck are you posting pics of him doing you in the ass in late July? Maybe I still don't understand whores.




Is there a FLOP related to this?



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#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded "ball-cam" angle. Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude's ass and nut sack is too much)
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
#6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay
#7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock
#8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
#9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
#10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y)
#11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
#12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)
#13: the male talent shall keep grunting and moaning to a minimum
#14: don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot
#15: there shall be no unattended pussy in a FFM threesome scene at any time
#16: close up shots have their place, but it's not two thirds of the movie; pull back, establish and let us get on with the important business of jerking off to the whole girl, not just the meat piston
#17: genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl's ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents' over dramatic moaning or porn banter
#18: The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she's been doing porn longer than 6 months
#19: if it's a comp, let the box cover say it's a comp; don't dress it up as all new scenes
#20: if the movie is shot in HD, cast must have good complexions (and definitely, no ass zits)
#21: if it's on the box, it shall be in the movie
#22: if an act is described as “her first time”, it shall not be common knowledge that it is far from her first time
#23: unless your name is Andrew Blake, let us hear the actual noises instead of the music, no matter how much you paid your cousin to create it with Pro Tools
#24: squirt is pee (see #10)
#25: every whore has a price
#26: the more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better; if she actually starts to whimper, it's rewind time
#27: in porn, for every one great boob job, there are 76 shit ones around the corner
#28: someone else’s baby jam on/in a girl is off limits; stick your dick elsewhere or towel her off/make her swallow
#29: nine out of ten whores say they are in porn for the "great sex" and "close friendships," when in reality they are motivated in the following order of importance: 60% money/Donna Karan sunglasses/Gucci handbags; 20% getting back at their fucking asshole parents; 10% support/augment drug dependency’; 10% support suitcase pimp's drug dependency
#30: when a whore says they "don't do drugs any more," it means they still smoke unbelievable amounts of pot, and drink like fishes
#31: not all attention-whores are porn girls, but all porn girls are attention-whores
#32: if you have a catch-phrase, you're a douche
#33: girls turn 18 every day
#34: retired whore makes a comeback = rent is due
#35: whores never learn
#36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunities”
#37: directors shall keep babbling to a minimum
#38: limit stills; flash bulbs going off is distracting
#39: big-budget porn (e.g. “Conquest”, “Private Gladiator”) is a waste of perfectly good money that could be better spent on costlier sex acts; i.e., would you rather see a wooden ship or an anal gangbang?
#40: slow-motion and replay shall be kept to the barest minimum
#41: if the male talent is taking a long time to cum, edit it out; no one wants to see 60+ seconds of a guy desperately stroking himself off (and moaning) while the female talent mentally composes her shopping list (see #29)
#42: eventually, to maintain interest, female talent will have to do anal (e.g. Eva Angelina)
#43: whores can't do porn forever; sometimes you have to grow up and move on
#44: when a whore holds off anal for too long, no one cares
#45: if you are shot out and get breast implants, you are still shot out
#46: never talk about your kids on your porn site; a real wood killer
#47: how about a girl who sucks beyond the goddamn helmet; half these bitches don't belong in the industry, because they can't give proper head
#48: during anal sex, the phrase “fuck the shit out of me” (or variations thereon) shouldn’t be uttered
#49: the more ridiculously out of place a whore looks in how she's dressed (e.g. hot pants, clear heels, etc.), the better
#50: asses are much improved by being bigger (within reason) and wetter (without reason)...
#51: like Hydra, when one whore dies, another five spring up in her place
#52: alt.porn has engendered more verbiage than woodage
#53: male talent should not be featured prominently on the box cover
#54: porners live in a different time zone which averages 45 minutes later than reality
#55: just when you think the bottom of the barrel has been scraped clean, Brandon Irons posts a new horror to "Website Talk"
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#615726 - 08/15/14 08:11 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Fiend2]
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That Sean Connery clip made me laugh out loud...especially at the end. But I know the point Connery is making.. and he has a point. Hold your bleeding heart bullshit people.. some people provoke the shit out of a situation and I can see where it happens from time to time. There is a difference between slapping and beating up!

I think kids today should still be spanked from time to time. It happened in my day--- but it taught us to respect our elders. Kids today are entitled little assholes often.

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#615728 - 08/15/14 09:46 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
CockSmoker Offline
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Registered: 07/22/14
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Did a little detective work on Mack's Twitter page. The broke-up-with-him-in-May disclosure is unraveling a bit more. If you hated the prick and ostracized him from your life, why the fuck are you posting pics of him doing you in the ass in late July? Maybe I still don't understand whores.




bad relationships have this all the time. Girl says they broke up, keeps fucking him, and vice versa. She is a mess and has made bad and stupid choices.

How much she lies about their relationship means nothing here. He did what he did and will get punished for it.

Why does it matter if she lied about them breaking up? We all know she is a train wreck , which is a separate issue. It doesn't justify her being almost murdered no matter how many lies there are

This is disfunctional people behaviour, plain and simple and not a surprise.

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#615729 - 08/15/14 09:47 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
CockSmoker Offline
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Posts: 123
Dog has war machine now.

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#615731 - 08/15/14 10:44 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: CockSmoker]
Jerkules Offline
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Link?
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#615732 - 08/15/14 11:42 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Walrus]
Walrus Offline
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Originally Posted By: Walrus
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Did a little detective work on Mack's Twitter page. The broke-up-with-him-in-May disclosure is unraveling a bit more. If you hated the prick and ostracized him from your life, why the fuck are you posting pics of him doing you in the ass in late July? Maybe I still don't understand whores.




Is there a FLOP related to this?




Thanks Fiend. I'm going with #35 for the win.

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#615733 - 08/15/14 11:51 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: CockSmoker]
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For one. Shit like this matters to a defense attorney. It's reality. That's why it matters.

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#615734 - 08/15/14 11:55 AM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
Mr. Meat Offline
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We all know War Machine deserves 10 to 15. That's what he's gonna get. But don't think for one minute a defense attorney won't chink away at her credibility. This whole fucking thing is a gigantic farce. In the long run this might be a good thing for Christy Mack. Maybe she'll get some soul.

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#615735 - 08/15/14 12:23 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
drained Offline
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
We all know War Machine deserves 10 to 15. That's what he's gonna get. But don't think for one minute a defense attorney won't chink away at her credibility. This whole fucking thing is a gigantic farce. In the long run this might be a good thing for Christy Mack. Maybe she'll get some soul.

She'll get some soul on Amazon, by herself.
The wish list on her Twitter account doesn't work.

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#615737 - 08/15/14 12:59 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
emcitymisfit
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It matters to how much sympathy we have for her. No one isbdefending WM, but its hard to give a shit about a girl who keeps going back to such a psycho.

Definition of insanity and all that.

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#615739 - 08/15/14 01:13 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Christy Mack is in the hardcore arena. I think she'll recover and be a better person because of this. Let's put it this way. I have plenty of empathy.

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#615740 - 08/15/14 02:16 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
2Savage Offline
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http://www.countynewscenter.com/video?v=154986

I do not know if the suspect was "War Machine" however.. anyone have confirmation?

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#615741 - 08/15/14 03:04 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Ya think he's ruined a shot at getting back with her?
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#615742 - 08/15/14 03:33 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
2Savage Offline
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Registered: 09/30/06
Posts: 171
And Chrissy reported it first... good for Christian!

https://twitter.com/christianxxx1/status/500407853203873792/photo/1

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#615743 - 08/15/14 03:36 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
pekay Offline
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Registered: 08/11/08
Posts: 127
Alright... how many years in prison is he looking at?

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#615744 - 08/15/14 03:57 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: pekay]
ChipE Offline
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Registered: 03/25/08
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Loc: Coast of Cali
Hiding out in Simi Valley just goes to show again how completely stupid that guy is.
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#615745 - 08/15/14 04:06 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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#615746 - 08/15/14 04:16 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
Walrus Offline
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Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
This happened in NV right? How overcrowded are their jails? He'd be out on the streets in CA if he pinky swore he'd never do it again.

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#615747 - 08/15/14 04:36 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Mr. Meat]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
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Damn. Pussy gave up w/o a fight? That aint Alpha Male Shit.
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#615751 - 08/15/14 05:33 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Jerkules]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Yeh.

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#615752 - 08/15/14 05:44 PM Re: War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him. [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Originally Posted By: Cleetus VanDamme
Chael sonnen said he caught him grin
Chael's Twitter
Hey Cleet, how's it goin? masturbanana

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