Are you going to photoshop the mustard dungeon out of the picture. That is the dead giveaway to Brendan's porn.

The mustard dungeon is Brendan's apartment not some anal slang.

That's a shitty website. Rimshot (no Rimjobs of those brown rings)

I don't know what's worse, a dumb whore allowing her fudge factory to be photographed with stink nuggets around the rim, or the fact that I knew it was a website of nothing but asscracks filled with various amounts of dark butterscotch pudding, yet I clicked it anyway.

I mean, you know your job for the day is to have every book and crannie exposed to the camera, can you not be sure to wipe all the cocoa pebbles, even take few rape showers just to be sure?! It doesn't even look like these filthy animals were taking nope dick in their shitlockers before the pics were taken. This is straight up pretty girl stills, but with a little more flavor. As a man who enjoys eating the occasional ladies asshole, I thank little baby Jesus that I only do it immediately following a hottub, pool, or shower type scenario, and in that case, I'll have gone knuckle deep 1st to make sure I'm not in danger of a chocolate goatee