Like Santa, I'm going to cover multiple locations on the same day.
Would you like me to bring a Polaroid camera? (I still have the autographed Polaroid I got with Aja at a Calgary strip club in 1990. Think I paid $20 for it.)

You want to think that they are having breakfast on Rodeo Drive.

On that topic: Brandon, who would you say are the most famous or personal landmark chicks you fucked on camera?

It's a damn crime that you were able to fuck Silvia Saint.

I must confess, Brandon was a mainstream star...briefly...when he made the cut for World's Dumbest Performers 10 on truTV. For this epic porn scene intro..

I am uncomfortable discussing my many dalliances with the likes of Monica Sweetheart, Silvia Saint, Annette Schwartz, Melissa Lauren, and Hillary Scott. It would be uncouth of me to name drop Courtney Cummz, Sasha Grey, Faye Valentine, Bree Olson, Lexi Belle, Marie McCray, and Bobbi Starr.

It's a damn crime that you were able to fuck Silvia Saint.

On the strength of my one-day stand with Silvia, I would appreciate being comped a pass to the next Exxxotica or equivalent trade show. I am no Ed Powers, grant you, but where do the comps come into play with those of us who are past our expiration date?

AVN would not give me a pass for the exhibition, so I stopped going. I have no in at XBiz. Basically, it's Porn Star Karaoke or bust.

Where do porn stars go to die? (No "Jill Kelly's front lawn" or "Gerald Desmond Bridge" jokes, please)

She got suckered into fucking niggers, so I don't think fucking a midget was really that high on her list of regrets.

She didn't get suckered into anything. She a typical Slav -- she takes it up the pooper like a champ and loves the BBC.

Sylvia Saint was too beautiful for nignog cock. What a tragedy. She must regret the turn to IR. some things can't be unlived.
A moment of silence. I am so verklemmt.

Not quite, but tell yourself that if you believe. After she got pushed into IR, she ran back to Europe faster than a nagger runs from the Police. Being a dumb whore, she had no choice but to returned to porn, but no more nagger fucking for her.

Like they say, once you go black, expect to be raped.

BlueCipher???

No, OverLARD.

Ms. Saint did whatever she pleased. No one forced her into anything. She had an off-screen relationship with black performer Mr. Marcus as well.

Yes, I do recall her great scenes with Marcus and Lex Steele in Private's "The Academy".

Not quite, but tell yourself that if you believe. After she got pushed into IR, she ran back to Europe faster than a nagger runs from the Police. Being a dumb whore, she had no choice but to returned to porn, but no more nagger fucking for her.

Like they say, once you go black, expect to be raped.

Once you go black, you can't go back (to your family).

Can you name one Slavic whore who isn't more than happy to fuck the negro?

Like Santa, I'm going to cover multiple locations on the same day.
Would you like me to bring a Polaroid camera? (I still have the autographed Polaroid I got with Aja at a Calgary strip club in 1990. Think I paid $20 for it.)

What happened to Aja?

Went to #3 on the pop charts and spawned three top 10 singles in 1977.

What happened to Aja?

It just so happens that Barbara Holder will be celebrating her 50th on July 14th.

Aja was the poor man's Raquel Darrien who would take it in the ass in the early years of anal (1987). She peaked in about '90-'92. Her career pooped out in about 2000.

It turned out later her family's hillbilly homestead in Kentucky had oil under it and she inherited a fortune. I heard she is living quite comfortably in Palm Springs with her 2 prized Shih Tzu's.