I know that Steve Holmes is a hallowed (hated?) figure of this board but this time he has gone too far. I was watching a scene with him and Natalia Rossi in it and I have never had a male performer just put me off the scene so much (other than John Strong). I can't stand him and that goofy grin and his long limp dick, it pretty much reminds me of a how black male performers performed pre-viagra. So many scenes have been ruined by his appearance, and I try to avoid them like the plague. Anyone else share this sentiment?

Steve Holmes ruins scenes as does just about every euro mope in the bizz. You can't ignore em, hatred of male performers, mopes, meat puppets, etc is inevitable & natural. Having a "no watch no matter how hot the bitch is" list is a start, but then you'll end up with few choices.

That is the weird thing about porn. For the most part there is a busy revolving door for female talent but it seems like the most annoying male talent never goes away and they just keep ruining what should otherwise be descent scenes. If any "talent" sticks around it should be behind the scenes where they help to continue to exploit the fresh faces.

Everyone is welcome to knock Mr. Holmes off his porn pedestal...but no one can. He's good, damn good.

Its a shame I have such a predilection towards watching Euro whores go at it, as invariably Mr Holmes will pop his head up more often than not. Steve Holmes is the Don Fernando of today in my opinion.
I must give you some credit though Brandon, even though you have the looks of a serial killer you have been in some good scenes over the years, with the likes of Gauge, Friday, Bree Olsen etc. But the question remains, who have been your favorite girls to work with?

I'll have to side with Brandon on this one. I've seen Steve pull off his third scene of the day many times and still have no wood problems and bring home an impressive yield.

Not many male performers in that league. Bulletproof.

Cal444

3 scenes and I bet he still looked retarded. Wood alone does not make a meat puppet a good performer when he's totally repulsive to the viewer.

I never notice anything like that because most of the people I edit for avoid male faces like the plague. Headless thrusting torso's is the ticket

This thread will hurt Bishop's feelings.

I like Steve Holmes in the movies because he has this creep factor.

I hate Steve Holmes because he's a typical socialist, anti-American, Euro-trash piece of shit. But he sure as hell doesn't mind making money in our great and free country!

charles z how do u know his personality? is there a dvd where he's ranting on bts or have you met him? if you met him what social setting where you in where he could just start spouting off about politics?

@cum stains: Steve Holmes either does or used to post on ADT.

God, he's so ugly. Go back to Europe you faggot.

But why would a male be worried about how ugly a male performer is? He's got a huge cock and he does major hard fucking to the whores, shouldn't that be the highlight here? Josh Bales?

Because he never shuts the fuck up and always thinks the scene is about him.

The best stunt cocks are no more noticeable than a small potted plant in the corner. They should keep their mouth shut, not make the girls work too hard to keep their cocks hard and cum on cue.

I have no interest in knowing why, but the only people who care about the size of another dude's dick are faggots.

Unless you get off by seeing a whore completely grossed out by the mope she has been forced to work with in order to get her next fix, I don't see why you'd be interested in a scene if the selling factor was anything but staring at another guy's dick

The poster who made that comment is a female.

I'm not "worried", as I usually don't watch any porn with him in it. I'm just saying that he's an ugly bastard. Obviously you're into the old creepy grandpas.

For the win.

Fair enough (although I have my doubts). I still say "big dick" scenes are made for closet faggots. I have yet to meet a broad that would turn down Channing Tatum if he had a small uniit, or say yes to Steve Buschemi if they found out he was packing. Steve Holmes is a creepy looking fuck who hasn't seen a gym in his life and can't keep wood. I doubt this whore is pleasuring herself to the thought of him

Maybe I'm the weirdo here, but something irks me about Channing Tatum, and I would say yes in all caps to Steve Buschemi.

Steve Holmes isn't my type but he's a good talent to work with. But there are other guys on my top 10 for when I'm the porn viewer. But man, does Steve Holmes have a huge fan base- men and women.

Is that the Steve "I don't mind getting Euro jizz on my face" Holmes or Steve "I'm down with child prostitution" Holmes?

View at your own risk...

Steve Holmes does give off a little bit of a creepy vibe, but no more than a lot of other male talent I suppose. I did enjoy watching him fuck Stephany Drotman.




Not that I see any problem with being a faggot ( closeted or otherwise ), but I'm not sure I follow the reasoning here. Is the implication that if a man is aroused by the sight of a woman being penetrated by a large cock, that the size of the cock itself is the source of arousal? I realize there's a school of thought -popular among some feminist pornographers- that gangbang and bukkake scenes are also an expression of thinly veiled homosexual fantasies, but I have trouble subscribing to this theory.

Then you're being naive

Definitely has the creep factor going but that's his schtick. I think he puts out a good scene.

The whores get-up looks like an old kotex holder

Don't agree. Liking seeing a hot chick get all slutty in a gangbang or bukkake makes a guy no more gay than Faceblaster starring in them makes him a gay pornstar.

I have no interest in seeing any gay porn, but I do enjoy seeing a slut totally go over the top. That usually involves lots of guys.

If XPT had a TBD, that should start the thread.

What's a TBD?

he's a professional though....

http://efukt.com/20921_Cum_Dodger_FAIL.html

It's a drunken typo for TBT. Throwback Thursday.

I agree with that. I think there have been some with humility (Randy Spears comes to mind. Johnny Sins doesn't seem so bad), but for the most part, they are all creepy mopes. It's the attitude they have that they are, well for lack of a better word, studs (And if a viewer calls one a stud, then he is a fucking faggot). The resident midget here fucked Tera Patrick, and I will admit, I am envious. But unlike it's not like she saw him one day and couldn't stop fingering herself at the thought of sucking his STD dick. She did so because someone paid her to do so. You lose "stud" status the moment someone has to be paid cash to fuck you.



I see porn as a fantasy for me. I assume (probably incorrectly) that other guys are the same. So I don't understand why your fantasy would include other dudes. Sure, bring on the bitches. But I don't need anymore cock then my own. So I have no interest in seeing gangbangs or anything where the dick out numbers the pussy. So I wonder why does cock size matter? Unless I've been lied to my whole life, the majority of pleasure a woman receives isn't 15" up her cervix. If I can use my tongue on a pussy and make her organism, I'm not sure how reminding her of what childbirth was like is going to feel good. If dick size is that important, especially to porn whores, how the hell has Steven St Croix managed such a long career, and "Whitezilla" is stuck with low end skanks?

If you would rather stand off to the side while 15 other mopes stroke off waiting to cream on a girls face, then be the only one having relations with Abbey Brooks, then you my friend are more interested in dick, than cunt

Blackules, meet Whitetone.

Gotta make those pussies organism.

St. Croix? Marcus London.

Not sure the context of what you are implying, but my point was, I don't get off on thinking about my buddies fucking. I don't understand the appeal of having a piece of pussy all to yourself, but then inviting a couple other dudes to join the party. Seems gay to me.

Of course! What's wrong with you?

Because the whores have nobody better to fantasize about than the mopes they work with? I'm sure you fantasize that the whore and the mope are into each other too whenever you find the mope attractive. Reads like an ADT crosspost.

Speaking on Steve Holmes.

That scene him and Gianna Michaels is epic.

Real Life.

He's pretty good in the movie Pleasure

Jewel DeNyle owned him