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#609675 - 04/24/14 07:13 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I have a Polaroid w/ Racquel Darrian from Frank's Chicken House, somewhere in a cigar box of momentos from the early 90's.
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#609677 - 04/24/14 07:42 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Tiffany Towers. It was before she did porn.
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#609690 - 04/25/14 03:21 AM
Re: You know you are a star when...
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5206
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Like Santa, I'm going to cover multiple locations on the same day. Would you like me to bring a Polaroid camera? (I still have the autographed Polaroid I got with Aja at a Calgary strip club in 1990. Think I paid $20 for it.) Aja! I got a handjob from her at a porno booth place in Philly around the same time.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#609704 - 04/25/14 11:57 AM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
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You want to think that they are having breakfast on Rodeo Drive. Is that like a Hot Carl or Cleveland Steamer type thing?
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#609710 - 04/25/14 03:03 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I bet Brandon still wears fruity nut hugger shorts like that.
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#609715 - 04/25/14 05:23 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Yeah, he looks like a total dumbass in that video, but how many of you have fucked Anita Blonde?
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#609716 - 04/25/14 05:31 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
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On that topic: Brandon, who would you say are the most famous or personal landmark chicks you fucked on camera?
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#609739 - 04/26/14 12:52 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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On that topic: Brandon, who would you say are the most famous or personal landmark chicks you fucked on camera? I am uncomfortable discussing my many dalliances with the likes of Monica Sweetheart, Silvia Saint, Annette Schwartz, Melissa Lauren, and Hillary Scott. It would be uncouth of me to name drop Courtney Cummz, Sasha Grey, Faye Valentine, Bree Olson, Lexi Belle, Marie McCray, and Bobbi Starr. I won't do it. I simply wont.
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#609743 - 04/26/14 02:29 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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It's a damn crime that you were able to fuck Silvia Saint.
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#609745 - 04/26/14 03:14 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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J.B.
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It's a damn crime that you were able to fuck Silvia Saint. In most jurisdictions it would be, but California has the Freeman decision. Thus, it's merely a travesty.
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#609746 - 04/26/14 05:13 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 458
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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I must confess, Brandon was a mainstream star...briefly...when he made the cut for World's Dumbest Performers 10 on truTV. For this epic porn scene intro.. I dunno, but I'm thinking I'd wrestle the fake snake for the opportunity to bone that, and get paid for it. I'm feeling lower than the belly of a snake full of buckshot at the moment. My phone has not rang in months.
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#609759 - 04/27/14 12:20 AM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 02/15/12
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I am uncomfortable discussing my many dalliances with the likes of Monica Sweetheart, Silvia Saint, Annette Schwartz, Melissa Lauren, and Hillary Scott. It would be uncouth of me to name drop Courtney Cummz, Sasha Grey, Faye Valentine, Bree Olson, Lexi Belle, Marie McCray, and Bobbi Starr. You forgot the four I'm most jealous about - Brianna Love, Faye Runaway, Natasha Nice, and Venus. Though I guess you could only make the case for Brianna and Venus for being well known. Did you ever work with Addison Lee, who was in Jake Malone's Cum Face Fuck Dolls? Or try to book her? She was so hot but only appeared in a few movies in 2008.
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#609813 - 04/28/14 02:31 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Untermensch
Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/08/14
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It's a damn crime that you were able to fuck Silvia Saint. She got suckered into fucking niggers, so I don't think fucking a midget was really that high on her list of regrets.
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#609822 - 04/28/14 04:58 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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On the strength of my one-day stand with Silvia, I would appreciate being comped a pass to the next Exxxotica or equivalent trade show. I am no Ed Powers, grant you, but where do the comps come into play with those of us who are past our expiration date?
AVN would not give me a pass for the exhibition, so I stopped going. I have no in at XBiz. Basically, it's Porn Star Karaoke or bust.
Where do porn stars go to die? (No "Jill Kelly's front lawn" or "Gerald Desmond Bridge" jokes, please) Jill Kelly's driveway, actually.
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#609825 - 04/28/14 05:13 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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It's a damn crime that you were able to fuck Silvia Saint. She got suckered into fucking niggers, so I don't think fucking a midget was really that high on her list of regrets. She didn't get suckered into anything. She a typical Slav -- she takes it up the pooper like a champ and loves the BBC.
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#609828 - 04/28/14 05:44 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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I'm hoping to attend Venus Faire in Berlin this fall. I was comped in the past when I applied for a press pass, saying I was writing for the blog at www.brandoniron.com.It worked.
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#612367 - 06/17/14 03:11 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Untermensch
Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/08/14
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She didn't get suckered into anything. She a typical Slav -- she takes it up the pooper like a champ and loves the BBC. Not quite, but tell yourself that if you believe. After she got pushed into IR, she ran back to Europe faster than a nagger runs from the Police. Being a dumb whore, she had no choice but to returned to porn, but no more nagger fucking for her. Like they say, once you go black, expect to be raped.
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#612368 - 06/17/14 03:29 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Sylvia Saint was too beautiful for nignog cock. What a tragedy. She must regret the turn to IR. some things can't be unlived. A moment of silence. I am so verklemmt.
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#612375 - 06/17/14 06:03 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
[Re: Over Lord]
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Sylvia Saint was too beautiful for nignog cock. What a tragedy. She must regret the turn to IR. some things can't be unlived. A moment of silence. I am so verklemmt. BlueCipher??? She didn't get suckered into anything. She a typical Slav -- she takes it up the pooper like a champ and loves the BBC. Not quite, but tell yourself that if you believe. After she got pushed into IR, she ran back to Europe faster than a nagger runs from the Police. Being a dumb whore, she had no choice but to returned to porn, but no more nagger fucking for her. Like they say, once you go black, expect to be raped. No, OverLARD. Ms. Saint did whatever she pleased. No one forced her into anything. She had an off-screen relationship with black performer Mr. Marcus as well. Yes, I do recall her great scenes with Marcus and Lex Steele in Private's "The Academy".
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#612393 - 06/17/14 07:46 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Porn Jesus
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"... She had an off-screen relationship with black performer Mr. Marcus as well."
OMG, a little part of my slavic heart just fucking died.
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#612417 - 06/18/14 06:46 AM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Sylvia Saint was too beautiful for nignog cock. What a tragedy. She must regret the turn to IR. some things can't be unlived. A moment of silence. I am so verklemmt. BlueCipher??? She didn't get suckered into anything. She a typical Slav -- she takes it up the pooper like a champ and loves the BBC. Not quite, but tell yourself that if you believe. After she got pushed into IR, she ran back to Europe faster than a nagger runs from the Police. Being a dumb whore, she had no choice but to returned to porn, but no more nagger fucking for her. Like they say, once you go black, expect to be raped. No, OverLARD. Ms. Saint did whatever she pleased. No one forced her into anything. She had an off-screen relationship with black performer Mr. Marcus as well. Yes, I do recall her great scenes with Marcus and Lex Steele in Private's "The Academy". Mr. Marcus claimed that they had an off-screen relationship. SS always said that it wasn't true and they were only friendly "co-workers".
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#612418 - 06/18/14 06:49 AM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Registered Sex Offender
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She didn't get suckered into anything. She a typical Slav -- she takes it up the pooper like a champ and loves the BBC. Not quite, but tell yourself that if you believe. After she got pushed into IR, she ran back to Europe faster than a nagger runs from the Police. Being a dumb whore, she had no choice but to returned to porn, but no more nagger fucking for her. Like they say, once you go black, expect to be raped. Can you name one Slavic whore who isn't more than happy to fuck the negro?
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#612439 - 06/18/14 12:35 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Once you go black, you won't go back (to your family).
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#612534 - 06/19/14 07:49 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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Once you go black, you can't go back (to your family). Fixed.
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#612650 - 06/21/14 07:51 AM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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There's no going back home for this ho. I hope the 1.5k was worth it.
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#613131 - 06/29/14 01:48 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Porn Jesus
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Old Jessie Volt (French?). She'd probably stillnlook hot with a gnome up her bum.
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#613133 - 06/29/14 02:10 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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She didn't get suckered into anything. She a typical Slav -- she takes it up the pooper like a champ and loves the BBC. Not quite, but tell yourself that if you believe. After she got pushed into IR, she ran back to Europe faster than a nagger runs from the Police. Being a dumb whore, she had no choice but to returned to porn, but no more nagger fucking for her. Like they say, once you go black, expect to be raped. Can you name one Slavic whore who isn't more than happy to fuck the negro? Nessa Devil
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#613514 - 07/07/14 10:59 AM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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ADT regular
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Like Santa, I'm going to cover multiple locations on the same day. Would you like me to bring a Polaroid camera? (I still have the autographed Polaroid I got with Aja at a Calgary strip club in 1990. Think I paid $20 for it.) What happened to Aja?
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#613521 - 07/07/14 02:27 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Elder of Zion
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Went to #3 on the pop charts and spawned three top 10 singles in 1977.
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#613526 - 07/07/14 03:31 PM
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#613527 - 07/07/14 03:40 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/17/08
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Went to #3 on the pop charts and spawned three top 10 singles in 1977. I remember the hit song Pegged. No wait, that's a different thread.
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#613539 - 07/07/14 07:28 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
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It just so happens that Barbara Holder will be celebrating her 50th on July 14th. Aja was the poor man's Raquel Darrien who would take it in the ass in the early years of anal (1987). She peaked in about '90-'92. Her career pooped out in about 2000. It turned out later her family's hillbilly homestead in Kentucky had oil under it and she inherited a fortune. I heard she is living quite comfortably in Palm Springs with her 2 prized Shih Tzu's.
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#613566 - 07/07/14 11:52 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
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As I've mentined here before, she gave me a handy in a peep show place in Philly years ago. ( well, not exactly gave )
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#613591 - 07/08/14 02:07 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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It just so happens that Barbara Holder will be celebrating her 50th on July 14th. Aja was the poor man's Raquel Darrien who would take it in the ass in the early years of anal (1987). She peaked in about '90-'92. Her career pooped out in about 2000. It turned out later her family's hillbilly homestead in Kentucky had oil under it and she inherited a fortune. I heard she is living quite comfortably in Palm Springs with her 2 prized Shih Tzu's. IMDB says she died in 2006.
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#613598 - 07/08/14 06:37 PM
Re: You know you are a star when...
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
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Money changes everything.
She did work with Mark Wallice a lot though.
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