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#5994 - 08/30/03 10:55 PM
Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/22/03
Posts: 536
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Money no object. Because they'd obviously want paying. And you could ship them to any country, whether
you're in the USA, UK, France or Russia.
My list includes:
PJ Sparxx
Jill Kelly (perversely)
TJ Hart
Keri Windsor
Belladonna
Jenteal (sorry Planet Sex)
Cheyenne Silver
Temptress
Devinn Lane
Wendi Knight...etc, etc, etc...just the usual contract starz!
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#5996 - 08/31/03 08:35 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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PJ Sparxx
Celeste (of the Vivid movies)
Jill Kelly(rip that arse that she gave only to Eric Price)
Jeanna Fine
JR Carrington
Nikita Denise
Taylor St. Claire
Sahara Sands
Nikki Tyler
Alisha Klass
Heather Lee
Alyssa Love
Jewel Denyle
Jessica Darlin
Liza Harper
Rebecca Lord
Whew...quite a long list, eh?
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#5999 - 09/01/03 03:49 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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Most of the modelgig girls.
What about a pornstar you'd fuck and win $1million. Like that would have to be one of the plumpers, or toothless people or granny bangers.
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#6005 - 09/04/03 01:53 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 274
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jeff mike should really start his own fan fuxxx/on the prowl serie so we could make some of these things happen.
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#6008 - 09/05/03 03:41 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 91
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MY LIST OF BABES amber lynn,sammie sparks,alexa rae,jeanna fine, porsche lynn,kristina st james, taylor wayne,savanna samson,francesca le, karina,nina hartley,cheri taylor. P.S. all end in faceblasting especially CUMDODGER NINA right in her SEXY EYES!!!!!!!!! 
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#6013 - 09/06/03 02:04 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 1
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I would wanna do:
gauge
kaylani
krystal steal,
monica sweetheart,
belladonna
and amber michaels - maybe doin a cumshot on her like she got in the Ass Worship vid! Good stuff!
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#6014 - 09/11/03 09:32 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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All of them!!!
With the exception of all of the males,the gay males,extremely overweight chicks,extremely elderly chicks(the elderly grandma types),and the transexuals(whom I refuse to do).
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#6015 - 09/11/03 09:34 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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And the exception of the(unfortunate) HIV infected ones,and everybody's favorite whipping girl,Steph(of course).
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#6016 - 10/18/05 02:14 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 348
Loc: Venice, LA
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Interesting list....  It must mean that I could fuck 1.000 porn whores and pay each one $1.000.
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#6019 - 10/19/05 07:04 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/04
Posts: 128
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Jenaveve Jolie .... as many times money will buy!
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#6020 - 10/20/05 08:51 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/23/05
Posts: 3
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peter north
julian
mr. marcus
nick manning
tia bella
janine
heather hunter
jenaveve jolie
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#6021 - 10/20/05 10:30 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Knowing the way i roll id probably get mad fucked up like on a Tuesday night after winning the Mill. Natty light dog, Natty LIGHT!
I'd land up fucking some disaster like baby doll or Tabitha Stevens for free and then spend the 1 million dollars on medical expenses and ointments and creams.
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#6022 - 10/21/05 02:42 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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None of them.
The moment a girl does porn, I lose any desire I might have had to actually have sex with her.
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#6023 - 10/21/05 06:10 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 10/10/05
Posts: 29
Loc: Buffalo, NY
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Any that would be attracted to and was resonable about "compensation"
But to name a few:
Leanna Heart
Andrea Spinks...aka...Pixie (British)
Taylor Rain can swallow a load
Keri Sable
Monica Sweetheart
I could go on LOL
Edited by millfill (10/21/05 06:12 AM)
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#6024 - 10/21/05 05:33 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 34
Loc: Washington, DC
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Cassidey Taylor Hayes Devon Shane Briana Banks
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#6027 - 10/23/05 11:39 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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#6030 - 10/25/05 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i don't think i could ever pay for sex, it's just not me, the money's not really the constraint on doing it.
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#6031 - 10/27/05 04:03 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 209
Loc: Siena, Italia
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My List: Briana Banks  Silvia Saint Sarah Young Courtney Simpson Ava Devine Avy Scott Alexa Rae Lisa Lipps Holly Body Asia Carrera Blake Mitchell Jenna Jameson Chasey Lain Nina Hartley Ginger Lynn Cara Lott Sharon Kane Kira Kener Teri Weigel Jeanna Fine Cathy Menard Marilyn Jess Marilyn Rose Christy Canyon Wendy Whoppers Monica Sweetheart Traci Lords Azlea Antistia Angelica Bella Milly D'Abbraccio Brigitta Bulgari Brittany O'Neil Selen Kim Chambers Ashlyn Gere Hailey Young Randi Wright Cailey Taylor Summer Rose Rachel Ryan Baby Pozzi Miss Pomodoro Eva Orlowsky Robin Cannes Jasmine Tame Jasmine St.Claire Houston Janine PJ Sparxxx Jill Kelly Cicciolina Kelly Trump Helen Duval Silver Forrest Madison Stone Trina Michaels ...and many others!
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#6032 - 10/27/05 07:52 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 1
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Absolute number one in my book Krystal De Boor  followed by & not in any order Zuzzana Avy Scott Lisa Sparxxx Christy Canyon Traci Lords Kim Chambers Jane Darling Nicole Sheridan Sophie Evans Daphne Rosen Chessie Moore Lisa Lipps Ava Devine Sana Fey Sarah Young Katja Kassen I mainly like big tit girls but I would give my left nut so to speak to fuck Krystal De Boor she is the hottest.
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#6033 - 10/29/05 07:07 PM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 48
Loc: Tampa Bay, FL
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Lord Byron writes - Quote:
Money no object. Because they'd obviously want paying. And you could ship them to any country, whether you're in the USA, UK, France or Russia.
 !!! W T F !!!
I know I'm opening myself up for a load of shit about this .. But, what leads any porn fan to believe they can "purchase the sexual services" of any porn starlet regardless of money?!!
OK, so some porn stars 'hook' and 'escort' on the side; however, they're a small minority to the mass number of girls in the XXX biz .. Most of whom wouldn't "sell themselves", outside the comfort of a regulated industry, for any amount of money.
We're "fucking-performers" .. Not "fuckin' prostitutes"! Simply because we enjoy sex doesn't mean we'd enjoy sex with YOU! Sorry if this bursts anyone's bubble!
Now .. If you've got a cute bisexual girlfriend, I might consider blowin' ya for free just to get to her!  lol
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Adult Video's "Little Miss Dangerous" ('94-'01)
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#6034 - 10/29/05 10:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Quote:
But, what leads any porn fan to believe they can "purchase the sexual services" of any porn starlet regardless of money?!!
Two words: [insert first word here] Ranch.
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#6036 - 10/30/05 10:39 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 48
Loc: Tampa Bay, FL
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ChicoTravieso writes - Quote:
Its all hypothetical. Relax. Were just having fun. BTW, welcome to the board.
Thanks for the welcome Chico 
I guess I might have come-off as somewhat hostile in my earlier post and, to be honest, I'm honestly not that upset about the misconception some fans have regarding the sexual prowess (off-camera) of female porn performers. It obviously "cums" with the job!
Sometimes it just needs to be said, and some people reminded, that the adult video industry is based around FANTASY. I know I was able to live out some of my personal sexual fantasies during my time in the XXX biz and, at times, it most definitely wasn't about the paycheck!
I know it's all hypothetical, but couldn't this topic have been titled "Porn Stars You'd Love To Fuck!" minus the mention of money and still received the same exact responses?! Although I'm sure that subject has been posted countless times before.
To be honest, after venting here a bit, I'm cool with the topic! 
Let the FANTASY Live-On! 
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Adult Video's "Little Miss Dangerous" ('94-'01)
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#6037 - 11/04/05 01:05 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5
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I D LIKE 2 FUCK HANNAH HARPER AND ME MR HOTTY DONT NEED MILLIONS 4 THAT.
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#6038 - 11/04/05 09:34 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Quote:
I D LIKE 2 FUCK HANNAH HARPER AND ME MR HOTTY DONT NEED MILLIONS 4 THAT.
Spend that million getting your caps lock key unstuck. Seriously.
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#6040 - 11/05/05 09:11 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5
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Spend it on an education because you really need it.
SHUT UP U DICK HEAD  I DONT NEED ANY ADVICE ON MILLION DOLLAR PROFITS OF EDUCATION 4M THE BULLSHIT LIKE U 
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#6041 - 11/05/05 09:15 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5
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Spend that million getting your caps lock key unstuck. Seriously.
WAT Z UR PROBLEM WID THE CAPITAL LETTERS 
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#6043 - 11/05/05 10:47 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Quote:
Who's this mook? Alright, who's trying to float a dummy account past us this time? 
Judging by the all-caps and the use of numbers in lieu of small words (ie. "4" instead of "for"), I'd bet we're dealing with a 12 year-old reject from an AOL chatroom. 
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#6044 - 11/06/05 01:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#6045 - 11/06/05 04:19 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 5
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OHHHHHH I THINK SOME IDIOT OUT HERE HAVE PROBS WID MY ENGLISH ,CAPS LOCK, , LANGUAGE ETC ETC. I THINK U ALL ARE PROB CREATURES INSTEAD.I HOPE U ALL GOT TREATED PROPERLY WID REGARDS  MR HOTTY
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#6047 - 11/06/05 01:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
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Quote:
OHHHHHH I THINK SOME IDIOT OUT HERE HAVE PROBS WID MY ENGLISH ,CAPS LOCK, , LANGUAGE ETC ETC. I THINK U ALL ARE PROB CREATURES INSTEAD.I HOPE U ALL GOT TREATED PROPERLY
WID REGARDS
MR HOTTY
Evan Seinfeld...welcome.
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#6048 - 11/06/05 01:55 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Quote:
I HOPE U ALL GOT TREATED PROPERLY
WID REGARDS
MR HOTTY
Evan Seinfeld...welcome.
Allright Willie, that'll earn you a few of these!
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#642594 - 11/28/16 04:09 PM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
[Re: Lord Byron]
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/28/16
Posts: 6
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I fucked. Syvette a few years ago. Not worth a buck. Should have asked for a refund but that would be rude
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#642604 - 11/29/16 07:41 PM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
[Re: Lord Byron]
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 11/27/15
Posts: 34
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Sienna West
Claire Dames
Some blonde broad that just went by Tara.
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#642605 - 11/30/16 06:27 AM
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[Re: Lord Byron]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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#642606 - 11/30/16 08:43 AM
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[Re: Lord Byron]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/11/13
Posts: 319
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As of today,
Adriana Chechik
Alexa Tomas
Jasmine Jae
Rachel Roxxx
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#642610 - 11/30/16 11:22 AM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
[Re: Lord Byron]
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
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Penny Pax
Darla Crane
Ava Adams
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#642611 - 11/30/16 01:21 PM
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[Re: Lord Byron]
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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For starters, Brooklyn Night.
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#642612 - 11/30/16 02:39 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/11
Posts: 67
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Not a porn star per se, but mine would be, without a doubt, Emily Grey. She is my end-all, be-all ideal.
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#642613 - 11/30/16 02:58 PM
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[Re: Lord Byron]
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/01/12
Posts: 20
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Eh, why not?
I'd totally go for Phoenix Marie.
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#642616 - 11/30/16 09:13 PM
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[Re: Lord Byron]
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/16/11
Posts: 99
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Katja Kassin
Tiffany Kohl
Charlotte Cross
And you don't need $1 Million for that.
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#642618 - 12/01/16 06:28 AM
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[Re: Lord Byron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority.
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#642619 - 12/01/16 06:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority. I hear ya. I'd get an ounce of coke and hire Selena Gomez & Arianna Grande for a private concert in a Holiday Inn Express. After the first 4-5 lines in each of em, I'd be choppin out 1 fat line and one small line each time and play "Who wants it worse?" Maybe mix in Hayden Panitierre and we could play "Guess whose butthole it was in".
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#642620 - 12/01/16 07:40 AM
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[Re: backdoorman]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority. I have a million bucks. You'd be surprised.
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#642621 - 12/01/16 12:05 PM
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[Re: backdoorman]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/11/13
Posts: 319
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If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority. Butt skany pw's can gape/rosebud, deepthroat, etc...
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#642623 - 12/02/16 08:56 AM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
[Re: Lord Byron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^You're "not winning" lol
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#642625 - 12/02/16 08:57 AM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
[Re: Vice Admiral]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority. I have a million bucks. You'd be surprised. Maybe but I doubt it. I'm considering the source of that statement. 
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#642627 - 12/02/16 11:29 AM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
[Re: Lord Byron]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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Willy D is right, this thread is so fan boi it belongs at ADT.
Vice Admiral, a question, where did you go to undergrad?
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#642629 - 12/02/16 05:41 PM
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[Re: Lord Byron]
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
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^ Warbucks U.
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#642630 - 12/02/16 06:54 PM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
[Re: Lord Byron]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
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It couldn't be West Point, the cocaine would have gotten him first! Plus no ability to delay gratification.
Edited by Jake Malone's Ghost (12/02/16 06:55 PM)
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#642631 - 12/02/16 07:45 PM
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[Re: Lord Byron]
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
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No, I meant like the bald motherfucker without the eyeballs. Anyway, if he'd gone to a Service Academy, it would have been Annapolis.
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#642635 - 12/02/16 09:29 PM
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[Re: Lord Byron]
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
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I thought JRV's undying crush was Gen "Let's milk JRV for all he's worth with the fake cancer schtick" Padova?
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#642640 - 12/03/16 06:42 AM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
[Re: Lord Byron]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Vice Admiral, a question, where did you go to undergrad? Not a service academy. The Admiral attended Nowheretown State University for a bachelor's degree, University of Chicago for a master's degree as a teaching assistant, and then a top law school. Also did some exchange study at universities in Asia on two prestigious fellowships from foreign governments. When it was time to delay gratification, gratification was delayed. Now it is time for gratification.
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#642644 - 12/03/16 04:30 PM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
[Re: Vice Admiral]
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
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Now it is time for gratification. I can't say I blame you. You spent the best years of your life engineering the TPP and, lo and behold, the people went and elected someone who's vowed to torpedo the deal. Hell, If I were in your shoes, I'd spend the next four years snorting lines off of Thai hookers' asses too. On the other hand, if you were the kind of gambling man I am --and I do believe you are-- you're wagering that Drumpf's vow to sink the TPP is as worthless as his vow to preserve coal jobs in Appalachia, or to make the Mexicans pay for a wall that can't, logistically, be built in the first place. In that case, if I were you, I'd be snorting lines off of a somewhat better class of whore ass. I hope you pursue this latter option. I'd hate to not have you to kick around over a stupid thing like the Hi Five.
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#642646 - 12/03/16 05:07 PM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Well, I'm sorry to say that you, like all the good folks in that region, are going to become acquainted with what we in NYC call "The Three-Card Monte" experience. Nonetheless, stick to the better class of whores, for both of our sakes. 
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#642649 - 12/04/16 09:56 AM
Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Us folks in Appalachia are entirely accustomed to Three Card Monty. It gave us our Raison De'tre.
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#642668 - 12/06/16 03:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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#642695 - 12/08/16 06:56 AM
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Registered: 11/28/16
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Thought she was a dumb cunt, not worth a dime
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#642891 - 12/21/16 06:44 PM
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Jessie Andrews, Chastity Lynn, Remy Lacroix.
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