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#368965 - 10/21/08 10:11 PM
For the guys- what % of your leaks are inside?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I live in the sticks...wasting 1.5 gallons of water to flush urine at home is unconscionable not to mention the release of peeing in the woods. I draw the line at pissing, though. I never crap off the home toilet if at all possible.
Do you piss indoors, piss indoors sitting down like a ladyboy or have the pleasure of letting fly in the great outdoors?
I'm about 86% outdoors.
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#368966 - 10/21/08 10:22 PM
Re: For the guys- what % of your leaks are inside?
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Registered: 10/02/08
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I live in the sticks...wasting 1.5 gallons of water to flush urine at home is unconscionable not to mention the release of peeing in the woods. I draw the line at pissing, though. I never crap off the home toilet if at all possible.
Do you piss indoors, piss indoors sitting down like a ladyboy or have the pleasure of letting fly in the great outdoors?
I'm about 86% outdoors.
My urinal is a 6 pack of empty beer bottles - each time I fill them up, I pop the caps back on and bring them back to 7-11: "hey these were warm - can I grab some cold ones?", I bring home the new set, lather/rinse/repeat.
Of course it requires the investment in the initial 6-pack and make sure the guy notices you for when you come back (I'll usually tell them an off color joke).
Half of me worries that yeah it's a bit shady, the other half of me thinks it could all go really sideways some day, and the other half of me hopes no one else starts doing the same.
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#368967 - 10/22/08 12:21 AM
Re: For the guys- what % of your leaks are inside?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
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Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Piss in the ocean. Give back unto Mother Nature.
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#368968 - 10/22/08 02:36 AM
Re: For the guys- what % of your leaks are inside?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Bornyo, surprisingly, I am not grossed out by your unique attempt to save the planet- unique by today's standard anyway. Now what happens when cold weather sets in?
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#368969 - 10/22/08 02:42 AM
Re: For the guys- what % of your leaks are inside?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I feel a bit jealous of you, Bornyo.
Unless in odd circumstances 100% indoors. Living in a densely populated area makes outdoor peeing kind of unrewarding. I guess I could go to the nearest alley way but what would be the point?
Real great outdoors = best place to pee.
Or on some dumb hoodlum bitch's face. Whatever you fancy I guess.
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#368970 - 10/22/08 04:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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one time in college this drunk guy passed out in my bathroom, blocking the door... so i peed in my cat's litter box 
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#368971 - 10/22/08 05:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Why did I post this in Fan Requests? Oh well.
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#368974 - 10/22/08 08:50 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
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There are two separate crappers in my master bathroom. In my own water closet I installed an American Standard superflusher of some kind or other that has never clogged. The walls of this little water closet of mine are covered in aviation and canoeing maps, and whatever the latest National Geographic map might be.
I pee in the rocks late at night when I'm out smoking something, I like to thing it keeps the coyotes away.
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#598092 - 09/05/13 07:43 PM
Re: For the guys- what % of your leaks are inside?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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I live in the sticks...wasting 1.5 gallons of water to flush urine at home is unconscionable not to mention the release of peeing in the woods. I draw the line at pissing, though. I never crap off the home toilet if at all possible.
Do you piss indoors, piss indoors sitting down like a ladyboy or have the pleasure of letting fly in the great outdoors?
I'm about 86% outdoors. usually outdoors because i like to look at the stars and contemplate what infinitely useless fucks we are while the light of a billion stars shine down on ME. lately i've developed a habit of pissing in the bathroom sink because it uses way less water and i can look at myself in the mirror. i hope i didn't just give this thread a reason for being in "fan requests". 
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