Apologies to Chicago.



Waiting for the release day
Money I will gladly pay
All I had to do was try
And I got a great reply
Getting set for some new whores
Two more weeks 'til 34, yeah!

Staring blindly into space
They will be fucked in the face
Nothing 'bout it's ever fake
Wondering how much they can take
I'll have to wait to see some more
Two more weeks 'til 34, yeah

(My favorite psychedelic instrumental)

Feeling like I'll jump for joy
Shoutbox made me a happy boy
Hoping pirates don't have their way
Waiting for the release day
Two more weeks 'til 34
Two more weeks 'til 34

-Chuck, Happy Camper

Interesting...

My pornographic memory recognized the third screen cap from "Missy Monroe: Cock Star"

It's a comp. BOO!

I don't know yet, those screen caps were from scenes I suspect are in there. It ain't out yet.

Pro Tip, Chuck: Here's a sure sign it's a comp. . .

Still waiting...

The answer is you're a pathetic loser.

Thank you for ordering from J.M. Productions! Your order has been
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GF34-DVD - Gag Factor 34 DVD $29.95
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Grand Total: $37.95
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Yup, I'm done.

We should be so lucky.

What the FUCK HAS HAPPENED to what used to be the best gagging franchise around?!?! Is this a joke??? Count this as the first time I've ever been truly fucking sad about something to do with porn.

Nevermind the whole genre is bottoming the fuck out, JM can't be asked to produce one decent throat poking movie per every-other-year?? To hell with it all. No one makes anything. No one can afford to I guess. Tube sites have killed the profit and that shit for some reason is never going to be dealt with because the people who should take responsibility are scared shitless and too lazy to pursue those kind of issues.

What a load of shit. I guess licking ass crack is more profitable nowadays? Is that what's hot with the kids now? Close ups of a dude's asshole being licked?

Ass gagging to a rose in bloom is more popular apparently.

Don't venture out from ADT much?