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#592357 - 05/26/13 04:52 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: Al Snow w/ Head]
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Lisa Sparxxx did a good scene in Gag Factor 13. Sad she got really fat.

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#592368 - 05/26/13 09:28 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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Fat and sassy.
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#592377 - 05/26/13 10:33 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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she's got forehead fat. frown
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#592382 - 05/26/13 11:39 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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She'll crack a barrel just by sitting on it

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#592405 - 05/27/13 11:34 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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She's attractive in a trailer park sort of way.
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#592411 - 05/27/13 12:07 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
drained Offline
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So what's the trailer spark here then, Barry?

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#592417 - 05/27/13 12:47 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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just a guess but it's probably the nearly crossed eyes and fat ass that promises to double in size by 40.
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#592432 - 05/27/13 02:10 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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Kind of sarcasm because there's no such thing as trailer park attractive.
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#592493 - 05/28/13 02:00 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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Maybe she could star in the first installment of Brandon Iron's next DVD series: She's More Than Twice My Size.
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#592931 - 06/02/13 07:07 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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That's not a bad idea as the two have a business relationship going as it is. Lisa "directed" Brandon in this blockbuster, multiple award-winning title:




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#592940 - 06/02/13 09:37 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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ass-aholics
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#592944 - 06/02/13 12:14 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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Bonus: It's Moblem-Friendly.

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#593017 - 06/03/13 10:45 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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Yeah, I was going to mention that Brandon had the pleasure of banging the dead chick with the balloon tits, but wasn't quite sure of the relevance.

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#593029 - 06/03/13 01:14 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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I recall Ashley Blue once referred to this as a "gunt," a portmanteau of "gut" and "cunt."




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#593033 - 06/03/13 05:29 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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That is a deliberate, crying shame.

Next!

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#593039 - 06/03/13 07:18 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Only a fat broad would have so unfeminine a tramp stamp.
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#593160 - 06/05/13 08:12 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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There's a scene on efukt where she squeezes a turd out on the bed after getting railed in the anus.

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#593161 - 06/05/13 08:56 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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Panzer just creamed his Jordache jeans.(stone washed)
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#593168 - 06/05/13 09:28 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: faceblaster]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Panzer just creamed his Jordache jeans (stone washed) cutoffs.


Fixed.
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#593195 - 06/06/13 05:27 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
There's a scene on efukt where she squeezes a turd out on the bed after getting railed in the anus.


ADT quote: "I scene that"
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#593382 - 06/09/13 05:39 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: backdoorman]
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#593387 - 06/09/13 06:12 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: charin]
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That is probably 170 Kgs now.
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#593700 - 06/15/13 06:22 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: charin]
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I fucked Lisa Sparxxx three years ago after contacting her through her web site and asking if I could be in one of her amateur videos. The scene was shot in a really sleazy motel on the west side of Manhattan, not far from MSG. I'm not a porn star, I'm just an average Joe. I was so excited to bang her but it was a disappointment. She was much bigger than she appeared in the videos I'd jerked off to. Plus she smelled like unwashed ass. I couldn't cum due to the combination of butt stench and the fact that ginormous black dude cameraman was practically on top of me in that tiny ass room so we faked an internal pop.

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#593701 - 06/15/13 06:47 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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A million stories in the naked city.
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#593707 - 06/15/13 07:18 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Lisa Sparxxx and Steven Seagal should shoot a scene together. It would be epic.

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#593738 - 06/16/13 07:10 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: Meat_Piston]
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Originally Posted By: Meat_Piston
I fucked Lisa Sparxxx three years ago after contacting her through her web site and asking if I could be in one of her amateur videos. The scene was shot in a really sleazy motel on the west side of Manhattan, not far from MSG. I'm not a porn star, I'm just an average Joe. I was so excited to bang her but it was a disappointment. She was much bigger than she appeared in the videos I'd jerked off to. Plus she smelled like unwashed ass. I couldn't cum due to the combination of butt stench and the fact that ginormous black dude cameraman was practically on top of me in that tiny ass room so we faked an internal pop.



Crossed eyes and and an extra 35 pounds can be quite a letdown, but throw in butt stench and Ahmed Johnson and it's all downhill from there.

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#593741 - 06/16/13 07:47 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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Crossed eyes and some extra... Ava Addams. Probably cerebral or hormonal.

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#593776 - 06/16/13 03:58 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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35 pounds would be water weight for her. I'd totally bang that fat skank after she took a shower.
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#593824 - 06/17/13 09:12 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: Meat_Piston]
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Originally Posted By: Meat_Piston
I fucked Lisa Sparxxx three years ago after contacting her through her web site and asking if I could be in one of her amateur videos. The scene was shot in a really sleazy motel on the west side of Manhattan, not far from MSG. I'm not a porn star, I'm just an average Joe. I was so excited to bang her but it was a disappointment. She was much bigger than she appeared in the videos I'd jerked off to. Plus she smelled like unwashed ass. I couldn't cum due to the combination of butt stench and the fact that ginormous black dude cameraman was practically on top of me in that tiny ass room so we faked an internal pop.


So, was that $2,000 well spent sir? No fear, I'd gladly do the same.
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#593848 - 06/17/13 07:59 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: fabricoh]
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ah man, what a nauseating topic/scene/image/concept/fucking crying shame (as Bornyo said)!

WTF...what is wrong with people? 2 grand would get you a long long long way with some young, refreshing, truly hott fresh sluts up in Montreal....get on the damn plane man! or even the fucking bus, just get out of Manhattan and head north to where French is all you see and hear, and wave that 2 grand around in a strip club....you;ll forget all about lisa turdlayer...yechh blechhh
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#593874 - 06/18/13 08:57 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: fabricoh]
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I didn't pay to have sex with her. I was in one of her amateur videos.


Edited by Meat_Piston (06/18/13 09:00 PM)

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#593903 - 06/19/13 06:25 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Mr. Meat Offline
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FREE = Ass stench and fat rolls.

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#594008 - 06/20/13 09:15 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Bluecipher Offline
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Brutal story. Woodkiller.
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#594086 - 06/22/13 06:49 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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I think there's at least a little bit of heroism mixed in with all the shame of that story. He didn't have to regale us with that sordid tale, but he bared his soul and shared the horrid story at the expense of any pride he could possibly carry after that dreadful day. I mean, here's a man that faced Lisa Sparxx on her own playing field and braved the butt stench and the overgrown Black Cameraman. This man displayed amazing courage while under fire.

I think we should address Meat_Pison as Sir Meat_Piston or Mr. Meat_Piston from here on out.

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#594087 - 06/22/13 06:50 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: fartz]
J.B.
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How about "Lord Stench?"

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#594091 - 06/22/13 06:58 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
fartz Offline
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I like it, but I think it's lacking the respect this man deserves for taking one for the team.

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#594099 - 06/22/13 10:48 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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I ain't on that fuckin team. She's a hambeast....
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#594102 - 06/22/13 11:46 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
J.B.
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Indeed, thus making him the Baron of Bad Decisions

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#594109 - 06/22/13 04:00 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: fartz]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: fartz
I think there's at least a little bit of heroism mixed in with all the shame of that story. He didn't have to regale us with that sordid tale, but he bared his soul and shared the horrid story at the expense of any pride he could possibly carry after that dreadful day. I mean, here's a man that faced Lisa Sparxx on her own playing field and braved the butt stench and the overgrown Black Cameraman. This man displayed amazing courage while under fire.

I think we should address Meat_Pison as Sir Meat_Piston or Mr. Meat_Piston from here on out.


So you're seeing a sort of Crocodile Hunter of the group.

I've certainly been there more times than I can count as far as a fatty goes. But the lack of hygiene thing is a new wrinkle. How fucking stupid can she be?
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#594120 - 06/22/13 05:51 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Bluecipher Offline
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We need a wall of heroes for the mope squad, gold stars mounted on a plain marble wall, perhaps to honor the unsung heroes facing the brutality of buttstench, extra rolls of flesh that should never be parted, yogurt-laced meat tacos. For what? For God, King and Country? No, for that precious 10 minute amateur loop.
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#594123 - 06/22/13 06:04 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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...and a hundred and fifty bucks.
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#594135 - 06/22/13 08:04 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
J.B.
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#594136 - 06/22/13 08:05 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I think a simple gold star like at CIA. Anonymous, yet remembered.
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#594142 - 06/22/13 10:35 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: MoronBoy]
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Registered: 04/15/12
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Originally Posted By: MoronBoy
Maybe she could star in the first installment of Brandon Iron's next DVD series: She's More Than Twice My Size.


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Bravo !
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I lol'd
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#594146 - 06/23/13 03:53 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: Bluecipher]
fabricoh Offline
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Registered: 03/03/12
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
We need a wall of heroes for the mope squad, gold stars mounted on a plain marble wall, perhaps to honor the unsung heroes facing the brutality of buttstench, extra rolls of flesh that should never be parted, yogurt-laced meat tacos. For what? For God, King and Country? No, for that precious 10 minute amateur loop.


Should there be a female version? Let's face it, for every unsung hero in that postion there's 200 ready to take his place...whereas every female in the same scenario gets to meet 30 ex-cons in a Van Nuys warehouse without fanfare.


Edited by fabricoh (06/23/13 03:54 AM)
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#594151 - 06/23/13 06:28 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: fartz
I think there's at least a little bit of heroism mixed in with all the shame of that story. He didn't have to regale us with that sordid tale, but he bared his soul and shared the horrid story at the expense of any pride he could possibly carry after that dreadful day. I mean, here's a man that faced Lisa Sparxx on her own playing field and braved the butt stench and the overgrown Black Cameraman. This man displayed amazing courage while under fire.

I think we should address Meat_Pison as Sir Meat_Piston or Mr. Meat_Piston from here on out.


So you're seeing a sort of Crocodile Hunter of the group.

I've certainly been there more times than I can count as far as a fatty goes. But the lack of hygiene thing is a new wrinkle. How fucking stupid can she be?


See, Barry gets it.

While it's generally easier to laugh at their misfortune you gotta at least set a day aside each year to toast your drink to the guy that just says "fuck it" and goes all in with reckless abandon. While Sir Meat Piston, or Lord Stench as some would say, may have failed at his objective, he still saw a large amorphous blob laying spread eagle sorrounded by a gag-inducing green mist, and he put his head down and went all in. I'd like to think that the Evil Knievels and George Pattons of this world would have done the same thing.

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#594167 - 06/23/13 10:50 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: fabricoh]
Bluecipher Offline
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Originally Posted By: fabricoh
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
We need a wall of heroes for the mope squad, gold stars mounted on a plain marble wall, perhaps to honor the unsung heroes facing the brutality of buttstench, extra rolls of flesh that should never be parted, yogurt-laced meat tacos. For what? For God, King and Country? No, for that precious 10 minute amateur loop.


Should there be a female version? Let's face it, for every unsung hero in that postion there's 200 ready to take his place...whereas every female in the same scenario gets to meet 30 ex-cons in a Van Nuys warehouse without fanfare.


Blue star for bad anal; Gold star for taking it on the chin during a blowbang. Pour L'Merite for surviving a bukakke.
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#594177 - 06/23/13 02:51 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Knievel definitely. And he would have gotten a diamond pinky ring for doing it.

It's like the the Jager "Stronger Bonds" marketing campaign. With more smegma.

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#594185 - 06/23/13 04:54 PM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
Willie D Offline

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Around baseball clubhouses, this would be known as the "slump buster." When the team is on a losing streak, one guy volunteers to fuck the fattest, most disgusting groupie that hangs around the stadium, in the hopes of turning his team's fortunes.

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#594212 - 06/24/13 05:49 AM Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat [Re: k1ng]
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Brandon Irons, proffesional slump buster.

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